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  • Famine
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    • Apr 2011
    • 15

    #1

    Newcomer in the virtual realm!

    Hello fellow believers!
    I am new here.
    I usually browse the forums of LBC to look at recent news and to see what's going on in the realm of true Christians.
    I look forward to discussing anything and everything no matter how controversial!

    Praise God!
  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Newcomer in the virtual realm!

    Originally posted by Famine View Post
    Hello fellow believers!
    I am new here.
    I usually browse the forums of LBC to look at recent news and to see what's going on in the realm of true Christians.
    I look forward to discussing anything and everything no matter how controversial!

    Praise God!
    As Zekie Boy seems to be busy just at the moment here is the stantard greeting he would give you
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
      Pastor of Praise and Worship
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      • Jul 2009
      • 3890

      #3
      Re: Newcomer in the virtual realm!

      Howdy there. Mind giving us a reading of your favorite scriptures?
      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • Famine
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        • Apr 2011
        • 15

        #4
        Re: Newcomer in the virtual realm!

        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
        Howdy there. Mind giving us a reading of your favorite scriptures?
        Oh sorry!
        Just few of my favorite verses include:

        -John 15:13
        Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.

        -Romans 8:31
        If God is for us, who can ever be against us?

        -James 1:2-4
        Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance. And let endurance have its perfect result, so that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
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          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Newcomer in the virtual realm!

          Originally posted by Famine View Post
          Oh sorry!
          Just few of my favorite verses include:

          -John 15:13
          Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.

          -Romans 8:31
          If God is for us, who can ever be against us?

          -James 1:2-4
          Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance. And let endurance have its perfect result, so that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.
          Those are great choices, but you should be using the 1611 KJV Bible (plus, Romans 8:31 is incomplete).

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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