interesting question

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

My friend insists that the dinosaurs died out because they were heathen scum who didn't read the bible. It seems about right to me but one thing is puzzling me. I'm pretty sure that Jesus was on earth AFTER the dinosaurs had died out, which would mean there was no bible around to read in those dark dino days. But my friend says the old testament happened before the dinosaurs. He says that it goes old testament, dinosaur interlude, new testament, today. I'm not sure.

Help!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: interesting question

My friend insists that the dinosaurs died out because they were heathen scum who didn't read the bible. It seems about right to me but one thing is puzzling me. I'm pretty sure that Jesus was on earth AFTER the dinosaurs had died out, which would mean there was no bible around to read in those dark dino days. But my friend says the old testament happened before the dinosaurs. He says that it goes old testament, dinosaur interlude, new testament, today. I'm not sure.

Help!

You're not referring to some sort of syncretistic "long epoch" or "interrupted" creationism are you??????????

Perhaps you would like to read the Gospel of John, before contacting the Pastors (and leave the inflatable sheep at home..)

JOHN 1 1-3 14a
1 In the beginning was the Word, & the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him, and without him was not any thing made that was made.

14a And the Word was made flesh . .
©1611

Jesus pre-dates Creation

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: interesting question

You're not referring to some sort of syncretistic "long epoch" or "interrupted" creationism are you??????????

Perhaps you would like to read the Gospel of John, before contacting the Pastors (and leave the inflatable sheep at home..)

JOHN 1 1-3 14a
1 In the beginning was the Word, & the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him, and without him was not any thing made that was made.

14a And the Word was made flesh . .
©1611

Jesus pre-dates Creation

Thanks for your guidance Mitza, I shall go read it now. Incidentally, is that you in your avatar? You look lovely, I don't suppose you live anywhere near Ashby de la Zouche? It's near Leicester in the UK. We could meet for a coffee and prayers. What do you say?

[MitzaLizalor]

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I live in Australia. Perhaps you'd be better hanging out around No Man's Heath?

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: interesting question

*breathes into hand and sniffs*

you have me there, my breath smells like tippex. I could always brush my teeth (I have 4) after our coffee if thats what it takes. Come on, what do you say? I'll buy the coffees if you bring the bible and holy water x

I bet your breath smells of vegemite and fosters

[MitzaLizalor]

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*breathes into hand and sniffs*

you have me there, my breath smells like tippex. I could always brush my teeth (I have 4) after our coffee if thats what it takes. Come on, what do you say? I'll buy the coffees if you bring the bible and holy water x

I bet your breath smells of vegemite and fosters

Tonight we are drinking old Burgundy, with duck & ginger

& yes, I'm looking forward to a vegemite breakfast

Nobody here drinks Foster's but Samuel Smith's Organic Lager has been very popular this summer, and during the autumn months Fuller's 1845 gets a nudge. It's fantastic with my spicy hot pie! However I do tend to zip off to Warks for the northern summers..

not fond of slumming it, though

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: interesting question

Tonight we are drinking old Burgundy, with duck & ginger

& yes, I'm looking forward to a vegemite breakfast

Nobody here drinks Foster's but Samuel Smith's Organic Lager has been very popular this summer, and during the autumn months Fuller's 1845 gets a nudge. It's fantastic with my spicy hot pie! However I do tend to zip off to Warks for the northern summers..

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tell me more about your pie, I'm something of a pie-smith

[MitzaLizalor]

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tell me more about your pie, I'm something of a pie-smith

Unfortunately I prefer wordsmiths. Good-bye, foo foo.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: interesting question

My friend insists that the dinosaurs died out because they were heathen scum who didn't read the bible. It seems about right to me but one thing is puzzling me. I'm pretty sure that Jesus was on earth AFTER the dinosaurs had died out, which would mean there was no bible around to read in those dark dino days. But my friend says the old testament happened before the dinosaurs. He says that it goes old testament, dinosaur interlude, new testament, today. I'm not sure.

Help!

The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood. The pressure of the water fossilized some, and turned the rest into oil (heat and pressure combined).

Nobody here drinks Foster's

I'd heard that Foster's was Australian for Wallaby Urine. Is that correct?

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: interesting question

The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood. The pressure of the water fossilized some, and turned the rest into oil (heat and pressure combined).

now that makes a lot of sense, as there's no way that Noah could have fitted 2 brontosauruses, 2 Stegosauruses, 2 Legosauruses etc into the Ark.

Thanks, I'll pass this info onto my less enlightened friend x

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: interesting question

now that makes a lot of sense, as there's no way that Noah could have fitted 2 brontosauruses, 2 Stegosauruses, 2 Legosauruses etc into the Ark.

Thanks, I'll pass this info onto my less enlightened friend x

A man giving a kiss to another man? The work of the devil.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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it was a friendly kiss, not a gay one. Like the kiss you'd give your Grandmother or barman.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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so were the dinosaurs heathens then? I'm still none the wiser...

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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so were the dinosaurs heathens then? I'm still none the wiser...

Son, it is clear that "wise" is not an adjective the good Lord intended to bestow upon you. In your defense, being stupid won't keep you out of Heaven.

Unfortunately it will make the road you're on a very long and precarious one. On your travels you will surely meet harlots and poisoned mushrooms and the like, lacking judgment and a keen sense of logic you may stray.

Reading the Bible and following his word will bring you to salvation - but be advised he can't make the choices for you. You must open your eyes to see, open your heart to love, and open a book every now and then if you don't want to be found dead on a roadside with a handful of green-spored Lepiota and an empty wallet.

[NormanLid]

Re: interesting question

Son, it is clear that "wise" is not an adjective the good Lord intended to bestow upon you. In your defense, being stupid won't keep you out of Heaven.

Unfortunately it will make the road you're on a very long and precarious one. On your travels you will surely meet harlots and poisoned mushrooms and the like, lacking judgment and a keen sense of logic you may stray.

Reading the Bible and following his word will bring you to salvation - but be advised he can't make the choices for you. You must open your eyes to see, open your heart to love, and open a book every now and then if you don't want to be found dead on a roadside with a handful of green-spored Lepiota and an empty wallet.

That is pure, poetry..