X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Cursed
    Recovering Bastard
    Head of Landover Glee Club
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2011
    • 1363

    #16
    Re: interesting question

    Originally posted by Sayers P. Naysayers View Post
    now that makes a lot of sense, as there's no way that Noah could have fitted 2 brontosauruses, 2 Stegosauruses, 2 Legosauruses etc into the Ark.

    Thanks, I'll pass this info onto my less enlightened friend x
    Noah didn't have to do anything!

    He's working for GOD. All animals GOD wanted to save would fit on the ark, because GOD would make it so.

    Even though it seems impossible to us, GOD isn't limited by our rules. He could make the ark larger, or the animals smaller, or perhaps use some multidimensional kennel system.

    Who knows? He's GOD, He'll figure it out! Praise Him!

    I'm not saying there were dinosaurs on the ark, I don't know. I just know however many animals there were GOD made them fit using his Almighty Powers.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

    Comment

    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #17
      Re: interesting question

      There is the strong evidence that Kangarosaurus survived the flood, so there must have been some of them in the Ark. Also you have to remember that it is very likely that sons of Noah used dinosaurs to round up all the other animals.

      Comment

      • Katander
        Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
        • Jul 2010
        • 101

        #18
        Re: interesting question

        Entire Universities have been built for the study of religion and people waste years of their lives in theological studies for the sole purpose of understanding the mind of god. Yet you have pretty much summed up in a few lines...

        Originally posted by Cursed View Post
        Noah didn't have to do anything!

        He's working for GOD. All animals GOD wanted to save would fit on the ark, because GOD would make it so.

        Even though it seems impossible to us, GOD isn't limited by our rules. He could make the ark larger, or the animals smaller, or perhaps use some multidimensional kennel system.

        Who knows? He's GOD, He'll figure it out! Praise Him!

        I'm not saying there were dinosaurs on the ark, I don't know. I just know however many animals there were GOD made them fit using his Almighty Powers.
        Basically, this analysis can be applied to anything god does in the the bible.

        Brilliant!

        OR, as the bible says in romans 11:

        11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!
        11:34 For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?
        11:35 Or who hath first given to him, and it shall be recompensed unto him again?
        11:36 For of him, and through him, and to him, are all things: to whom be glory for ever. Amen.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

        Comment

        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #19
          Re: interesting question

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood. The pressure of the water fossilized some, and turned the rest into oil (heat and pressure combined).
          Does this mean our supply of oil really is finite? I'd hate for that to be true.

          Is it likely the Rapture will occur before we run out of oil? I certainly hope so!
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

          Comment

          • Holyfield
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 245

            #20
            Re: interesting question

            Originally posted by Sayers P. Naysayers View Post
            But my friend says the old testament happened before the dinosaurs. He says that it goes old testament, dinosaur interlude, new testament, today. I'm not sure.
            Your friend is right. Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, and there are old stone carvings in caves clearly depicting dinosaurs, so man and dinosaur once lived together.

            Genesis 1:6-7 tells us that before the flood, there was a coat of water above the atmosphere. It is water (sea), heaven (sky) and then water again (coat). That means that the earth was like a giant greenhouse. Truly the garden of Eden. The water also increased air-pressure in the atmosphere. The big dinosaurs had small lungs. The high air-pressure meant that they could breathe without problems though.

            Even if Noah took dinosaurs in the Ark, they died out either because they with their small lungs couldn't cope with the decreased air-pressure, or because the colder climate affected them or their eggs (reptile eggs are very sensitive to temperature changes) too much.
            Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

            Comment

            • RogerLockless
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 33

              #21
              Re: interesting question

              Originally posted by Sayers P. Naysayers View Post
              *breathes into hand and sniffs*

              you have me there, my breath smells like tippex. I could always brush my teeth (I have 4) after our coffee if thats what it takes. Come on, what do you say? I'll buy the coffees if you bring the bible and holy water x

              I bet your breath smells of vegemite and fosters
              Please don't turn this forum into a dating service .

              Comment

              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14522

                #22
                Re: interesting question

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood. The pressure of the water fossilized some, and turned the rest into oil (heat and pressure combined).

                I'd heard that Foster's was Australian for Wallaby Urine. Is that correct?
                Yes - also some expression involving dingo's kidneys that I can't remember just now..

                English beers are popular at the moment, together with local small volume brews which don't travel very far and are excellent. But I normally drink wine, and we are in the middle of a cool climate gourmet region so there's a huge selection. Thank you for your interest in local customs.

                @Faith_Machine
                Does this mean our supply of oil really is finite?
                Don't worry: God has shown us what to do with Uranium (and in His wisdom is keeping the prices nice and high).

                Comment

                • Sayers P. Naysayers
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2011
                  • 46

                  #23
                  Re: interesting question

                  hang on, I'm confused. Now the flood was sent to rid the world of sin right? And only 2 of each animal (probably the most righteous 2 of every kind I imagine) were saved?

                  So what about the fish? I don't suppose Noah had fish tanks on the Ark, he probably just let them swim their way through the flood. BUT does that mean that 99% of all fish are sinners? I don't think God thought this through properly, he should've sent a drought after the flood whilst Noah built an aquarium.

                  I've not even mentioned ducks yet, this is all so confusing. Guidance please, Pastors.

                  YIC

                  Sayers x

                  Comment

                  • ThoomsAlmighty
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • May 2011
                    • 3

                    #24
                    Re: interesting question

                    There are some pretty sinful fish.

                    Angler fish females mate with multiple males simultaneously while the males atrophy and become nothing more than gonads! I find this wrong!

                    Also, some animals practice homosexual intercourse. Does this make them Fags?
                    Deuteronomy 22:11: "Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, as of woollen and linen together."

                    Comment

                    • Midge Murphy
                      Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2011
                      • 134

                      #25
                      Re: interesting question

                      Sayers, that doesnt make any sense, of course the fish were in the water, and fish cant sin anyways, didnt you learn anything in sunday school, this is pretty much common nolege, its kind of surprise to read it on a church site that anybody even questions it, its in the BIBLE, i am sure you can read it there, i think its in the front.

                      also i wonder what they ate on the ark all that time, i expect they could probably fished off the side and that way they saved all the aminal pairs on bored the boat, that makes the most since.

                      like one thing they could do is make sammon, take some frozen baby corn and put it on a pan + some of those chick peas, then sprinkle it with olive oil and soy sause, then put on some sammon and then two oranges that you made wedges from, then bake the hole thing!! DEEELisios Hope you enjoy!! Jesus loves U.
                      Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

                      Comment

                      • Sayers P. Naysayers
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2011
                        • 46

                        #26
                        Re: interesting question

                        Thanks for your reply midge. I reckon that they would've taken extra pigs to make bacon butties every morning, possibly pork chops for tea, and maybe a nice ham salad for lunch.

                        Comment

                        • Two-Dollar Bill
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 532

                          #27
                          Re: interesting question

                          Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
                          Sayers, that doesnt make any sense, of course the fish were in the water, and fish cant sin anyways, didnt you learn anything in sunday school, this is pretty much common nolege, its kind of surprise to read it on a church site that anybody even questions it, its in the BIBLE, i am sure you can read it there, i think its in the front.

                          also i wonder what they ate on the ark all that time, i expect they could probably fished off the side and that way they saved all the aminal pairs on bored the boat, that makes the most since.

                          like one thing they could do is make sammon, take some frozen baby corn and put it on a pan + some of those chick peas, then sprinkle it with olive oil and soy sause, then put on some sammon and then two oranges that you made wedges from, then bake the hole thing!! DEEELisios Hope you enjoy!! Jesus loves U.
                          I have to admit, amazing as this may sound, I have to agree with what the midge is saying here. (Also, that sammon sounds the good.)
                          Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

                          Comment

                          • ThoomsAlmighty
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • May 2011
                            • 3

                            #28
                            Re: interesting question

                            If fish can't sin, does this mean adultery and necrophilia aren't sins? Whew, maybe I'm going to heaven after all!

                            http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com...ts-angler-fish
                            Deuteronomy 22:11: "Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, as of woollen and linen together."

                            Comment

                            • Sayers P. Naysayers
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2011
                              • 46

                              #29
                              Re: interesting question

                              of course fish can swim, everybody knows that!

                              Comment

                              • Hawaiian Kent
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • May 2011
                                • 28

                                #30
                                Re: interesting question

                                I can't swim anymore. Is that a sin?

                                I heard it was one of those homosexual sports, so I used all my power to forget
                                GOD IS GREAT - Steven Pienaar 2009/10 season

                                Comment

                                Working...