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  • Chlosman
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    • Apr 2011
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    #16
    Re: I am a respectful athiest.

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    How about the generalization that atheists are too stupid to spell "atheist" correctly?

    You seem to be a living example of that stereotype.
    I am only human. Everyone makes mistakes, whether it be spelling or other. I make one spelling mistake and you make a whole reply about it? Rather pedantic, I must say.
    "And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God." Luke 6:20

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    • Chlosman
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      • Apr 2011
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      #17
      Re: I am a respectful athiest.

      Originally posted by VonGizzle View Post
      I can't believe you would try to force your wicked heathen beliefs on other like that. What reason do you have to hate god so much?
      I don't hate God. In fact, I don't hate anyone. I don't see why anyone would spend their lifes hating when there is so much to love about the world.
      "And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God." Luke 6:20

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #18
        Re: I am a respectful athiest.

        Originally posted by Katander View Post
        A healthy respect is always good thing when it come to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I hear that if you annoy him he sends crazed pirates to ruin your pasta dinner by having their parrots quote sayings from the "Loose Canon, a Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" while they do drunken jigs on your sofa.

        I heard this happen to some guy a while ago...
        The hearsay evidence you give here is incorrect, Our Lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not do such things.
        Originally posted by Chlosman View Post
        I am only human. Everyone makes mistakes, whether it be spelling or other. I make one spelling mistake and you make a whole reply about it? Rather pedantic, I must say.
        They can be very pedantic here, I think it is a symptom of the brainwashing they have all undergone.
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        • Zechariah Smyth
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          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #19
          Re: I am a respectful athiest.

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          The hearsay evidence you give here is incorrect, Our Lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not do such things.

          They can be very pedantic here, I think it is a symptom of the brainwashing they have all undergone.
          You do know the real meaning of "pedantic" right? You are trying to use it as a pejorative, but the true meaning is about teaching. We are trying to TEACH people the way to get to Heaven!!!



          And by the way Joey, your filthy little brain could stand a good washing.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #20
            Re: I am a respectful athiest.

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            You do know the real meaning of "pedantic" right?
            Let us have a look at the Oxford English Dictionary

            pedantic /pI"dantIk/ adj. of or like a pedant.

            pedant /"pEd(@)nt/ n. a person who is excessively concerned with minor detail.

            It is derived from the Italian "pedante" meaning teacher. Notice the important word in that statement "derived" it does NOT mean the same as "pedante".

            So I think to use it as pejorative (having a disparaging, derogatory, or belittling effect or force) is valid in this instance.
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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
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              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #21
              Re: I am a respectful athiest.

              Originally posted by Chlosman View Post
              I know, if you're a Christian you're probably already thinking "Respectful and Athiest can never be in the same sentence" but I'd just like you to take this into consideration: We are all human together.
              Every single person in the entire world is unique in their own way. Everyone can have their own beliefs.
              I'd like to use this thread to say that not all the Christian generalisations about athiests are true.
              We're all human...blah blah...we are unique in our own way...blah de blah...everyone can have their own beliefs.

              Indeed you can, dear, our Lord grants you free will, though He weeps in sorrow at your betrayal.

              You do undertand, don't you, this world is only a shabby stage, like a cardboard grade-school production? Its ONLY purpose is to be a testing ground of your decision to accept or reject God. You're on the team or you hate him. Luke 16:13: No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other.

              So either submit yourself to Him, or go back to banging bongos in your drum circle and reciting lesbian incantations. You really need a husband to wipe that Mary Kay smirk off your arrogant face.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                • May 2008
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                #22
                Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                Originally posted by Chlosman View Post
                I am only human. Everyone makes mistakes, whether it be spelling or other. I make one spelling mistake and you make a whole reply about it? Rather pedantic, I must say.
                Yes, a whole two sentences, which frankly, is more than yet another God-mocker here to persecute us for not joining her in denying God is worth.

                Somehow, if a Christian claimed to be a "Christain", I imagine you'd be one of the first to mock her for not knowing how to spell the name of her own religion. You know, as you do not know how to spell your own cult name.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Let us have a look at the Oxford English Dictionary

                  pedantic /pI"dantIk/ adj. of or like a pedant.

                  pedant /"pEd(@)nt/ n. a person who is excessively concerned with minor detail.

                  It is derived from the Italian "pedante" meaning teacher. Notice the important word in that statement "derived" it does NOT mean the same as "pedante".

                  So I think to use it as pejorative (having a disparaging, derogatory, or belittling effect or force) is valid in this instance.
                  You are looking more at a present-day connotation and not the original denotation. To put it simply enough for even you to comprehend: the meaning has been bastardized by liberals and sarcastic fops (such as yourself).

                  Plus, I think that being concerned with the minutiae of the Bible as it pertains to my Eternal Life in Heaven could hardly be classified as "excessive."



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Hector
                    Unsaved trash, repulsive queer
                    • May 2011
                    • 7

                    #24
                    Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Yes, a whole two sentences, which frankly, is more than yet another God-mocker here to persecute us for not joining her in denying God is worth.

                    Somehow, if a Christian claimed to be a "Christain", I imagine you'd be one of the first to mock her for not knowing how to spell the name of her own religion. You know, as you do not know how to spell your own cult name.
                    Atheism is the lack of religious beliefs, cults usually have some sort of religious beliefs.
                    tl;dr: no.
                    u mad admin?

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #25
                      Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                      Originally posted by Hector View Post
                      Atheism is the lack of religious beliefs, cults usually have some sort of religious beliefs.
                      tl;dr: no.

                      WRONG.

                      It always amazes me how many "atheists" get this wrong (and how many misspell "atheist" and "atheism").

                      Atheists do not believe there is a God. It comes from the Greek word atheos which means "without god."

                      Doesn't really matter in the long run: atheists and agnostics and pagans and heathens and people just too lazy to figure out WHAT they are will end up in the Lake of Fire for Eternity.



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • wait_what
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                        • Mar 2011
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                        #26
                        Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                        Originally posted by Hector View Post
                        Atheism is the lack of religious beliefs, cults usually have some sort of religious beliefs.
                        tl;dr: no.
                        Want to reference a dictionary on the word cult?

                        How about you reference a bible?
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                        • godismighty
                          Claims not to be a communist or eskimo
                          because, you know, they never lie...
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                          • May 2011
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                          #27
                          Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          WRONG.

                          It always amazes me how many "atheists" get this wrong (and how many misspell "atheist" and "atheism").

                          Atheists do not believe there is a God. It comes from the Greek word atheos which means "without god."

                          Doesn't really matter in the long run: atheists and agnostics and pagans and heathens and people just too lazy to figure out WHAT they are will end up in the Lake of Fire for Eternity.



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth

                          I couldn't agree more. and I don't wonder if the creator of this thread would be a satanist sheep raper!

                          god bless
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                          As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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                          • duct_tape_zombie
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
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                            • May 2011
                            • 1

                            #28
                            Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            Indeed we are all human, but we choose our fate in the end. The monkey worshipper goes through life mocking God at every turn, regardless of the overwhelming evidence that He is the creator of all. And suffers the appropriate puinishment; eternal torment at the hands of Satan in hell.

                            The Christian humbles himself and gives thanks to God in all His glory, lives a moral life according to the Holy Bible and is rewarded with eternity in Heaven laughing at the deluded idiots in Hell.

                            Decisions have consequences, my friend.

                            In Christ
                            Very, very humble. I am in complete awe from your humility.

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                              #29
                              Re: I am a respectful athiest.

                              Originally posted by duct_tape_zombie View Post
                              Very, very humble. I am in complete awe from your humility.
                              As well you should be. Brother Porter is one of the most humble men you'll ever meet.
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