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  • #1

    Greetings friends!

    What a day I can't tell you!

    I'm very happy to have found your little spot on the internet, and hope I can forge many great friendships here, truly it is Gods will.

    "let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehosaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about."

    Joel 3:12
    "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

    God loves America, despite what Obama said.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings friends!

    Welcome, friend, to God's favorite forum! Would you mind telling us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus?
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    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings friends!

      Certainly good brother. I've been a follower of Christ for many years now, although I do believe honesty is the best policy and the Lord sees all, so I must admit there were times in my youth that were tainted with wicked heathen ways.

      Alchohol was my vice in those dark days, but thankfully I heard His voice and with the help of friends and family the power of Jesus has continued to strengthen me ever since. I'm not a young man anymore, but every day I feel energized with His love!
      "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

      God loves America, despite what Obama said.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings friends!

        Welcome to our friendly forum!

        How many sons do you have?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings friends!

          I have 2 strapping lads, both of whom I'm glad to say have found the path of Christ alot earlier than I did.

          I guess you could say there are no witches in my flock!
          "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

          God loves America, despite what Obama said.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings friends!

            Hello Elias!

            I like you already! There has been a parade of homos, Finns and "gamers" here recently, so to see a decent introduction is quite a relief.

            Where do you go to church, friend?

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: Greetings friends!

              Originally posted by Elias Redfearn View Post
              I guess you could say there are no witches in my flock!
              What an odd thing to say.

              Is there a problem with flocking witches in your town?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings friends!

                Welcome friend. Nothing like a God fearing adult.

                Tell us how you realized Jesus was carrying you though life on His shoulders.

                Do you hunt?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings friends!

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  What an odd thing to say.

                  Is there a problem with flocking witches in your town?
                  At least he does have a Segull problem.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings friends!

                    Well, Zechariah, (such a noble name I must say!)

                    I previously attended the Ashworth Road Baptist Church in Des Moines, prior to moving to Urbandale. The move it appears was possibly a blessing from God in disguise so to speak, as I felt the congregation there swaying a little to the egalitarian side, if you know what I mean.

                    I'm currently on the lookout for a worship community in the area with good traditional values, and would be delighted if any of you could point me in the right direction.
                    "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

                    God loves America, despite what Obama said.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings friends!

                      Hello James and thanks,

                      I could say it was an epiphany or moment of clarity, but in reality I just removed the blinkers created by that horrible drug and realized that Jesus was always there waiting for me to repent and invite me back into his loving arms.

                      I try to hunt, But I've never been a great shot! I am an avid fisherman though.
                      "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

                      God loves America, despite what Obama said.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings friends!

                        Originally posted by Elias Redfearn View Post
                        Well, Zechariah, (such a noble name I must say!)

                        I previously attended the Ashworth Road Baptist Church in Des Moines, prior to moving to Urbandale. The move it appears was possibly a blessing from God in disguise so to speak, as I felt the congregation there swaying a little to the egalitarian side, if you know what I mean.

                        I'm currently on the lookout for a worship community in the area with good traditional values, and would be delighted if any of you could point me in the right direction.
                        Well, seeing that Urbandale is a suburb of Des Moines, I don't see how you've moved so far that you can't continue at Ashworth Road while seeking a new spiritual home.

                        Olivet Church might be decent; they seem to have solid beliefs.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings friends!

                          Excellent Rev. Rodimer, thanks for your help!

                          I will definitely be looking into this, and may God be with you always.
                          "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

                          God loves America, despite what Obama said.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings friends!

                            Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. You seem like a nice enough fellow....Not a Methodist, are you?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings friends!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. You seem like a nice enough fellow....Not a Methodist, are you?
                              Hello Pastor Ezekiel, your warm welcome is a glad tiding indeed.

                              A valid question of course, but I am definately not a baby dunker, nor are my flock.
                              "To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

                              God loves America, despite what Obama said.

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