[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Care to explain why it is sexist?

You're all perverts who treat women as sex objects! True Christian(tm) Men treat their women with all the respect God dictates!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Because spending eternity watching strippers isn't at all sexist.

Care to explain why it is sexist?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Our religion gives the hope of Beer and Strippers, I think you will find they don't have anything worthwhile to match that. If you follow there myths the carrot at the end of the stick is to spend eternity boosting the ego of an insecure vengeful, misogynistic mass murderer.

Because spending eternity watching strippers isn't at all sexist.

What will the strippers have done to be condemned to an eternity of inspiring lust in the eyes of a gaggle of pathetic drunks?

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

There was no koala icon available.

The Mission was over a year ago and, quite honestly, you're the first person EVER to notice. Would you like a gold star?

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

They're both equally relevant, until a true Christian tells me otherwise.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

na·tive   
[ney-tiv] Show IPA
–adjective
1.
being the place or environment in which a person was born or a thing came into being: one's native land.

Wang Wang and Funi came into being in that zoo, so they are natives to that zoo, by your own admission.

A word that has many meanings, in this case the one you have chosen to cherry pick is not the relevant one which is...

Being a member of the original inhabitants of a particular place.

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

There is no such thing as a "native zoo panda". Pandas are not native to zoos nor are they native to Australia. Heck, we have zoo pandas here in Seattle but that doesn't make them truly "native".

na·tive   
[ney-tiv] Show IPA
–adjective
1.
being the place or environment in which a person was born or a thing came into being: one's native land.

Wang Wang and Funi came into being in that zoo, so they are natives to that zoo, by your own admission.

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I believe Wang Wang and Funi (native Adelaide zoo panda's) will object to that.

Meatballs are disgusting, so I guess I could never worship his noodliness's gross toppings. I'm leaning to apastafarian myself.

There is no such thing as a "native zoo panda". Pandas are not native to zoos nor are they native to Australia. Heck, we have zoo pandas here in Seattle but that doesn't make them truly "native".

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

The meatballs are not compulsory.

Hell IS compulsary for sinners though. I hate hell more than meat-a-balls.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Meatballs are disgusting, so I guess I could never worship his noodliness's gross toppings. I'm leaning to apastafarian myself.

The meatballs are not compulsory.

[Miss B]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

I believe Wang Wang and Funi (native Adelaide zoo panda's) will object to that.

Meatballs are disgusting, so I guess I could never worship his noodliness's gross toppings. I'm leaning to apastafarian myself.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Your cult encourages demon worship and embraces satan wholeheartedly. I advise you all shun this one in particular.

No demons, No Satan, No Zombies on sticks.

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

Well I think you are starting to notice just how warped the world view of these people is.

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Our religion gives the hope of Beer and Strippers, I think you will find they don't have anything worthwhile to match that. If you follow there myths the carrot at the end of the stick is to spend eternity boosting the ego of an insecure vengeful, misogynistic mass murderer.

Your cult encourages demon worship and embraces satan wholeheartedly. I advise you all shun this one in particular.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.

Our religion gives the hope of Beer and Strippers, I think you will find they don't have anything worthwhile to match that. If you follow there myths the carrot at the end of the stick is to spend eternity boosting the ego of an insecure vengeful, misogynistic mass murderer.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

As a retard, you no doubt joined without bothering to look around the forums at all, and don't even realize that we have your precious leader Jo Freddie.

I am no-ones leader, I just put the word out and leave it to the individual to work out their own path. We do not suffer from the cult of personality like your church does, with its pastors and TV evangelists!

He is being slowly re-educated to Christianity, and will soon be spreading the Gospel to all you mindless followers.

Not going to happen Rodie

Pssst . . . Check Jo Freddie's IP address . . .

Check away