[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Pasta is actually a nice meal

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Pasta Can just be a meal

An Ashera pole can be used as a decoration, it only has the symbolism you chose to give it. If you think it would make a dull corner look more interesting that use it for such a function.

Absurd! Those who perceive things differently than I do are wrong by definition! Look it up.

Wrong, adj. perceptions differing from those of a True Christian™

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I'll be happy to answer your question after you answer mine.

What purpose do strippers serve besides titillation?

You are hung up on the name aren't you?
Is it so hard the comprehend that Our Lord has provided then the give comfort and companionship to his creation in the afterlife, just because you would just use then for "titillation" does not mean that everyone else has the same low standards the youself.

What kind of a demonic god would create a race of slaves with no ability to choose what to do, condemned for eternity to dance for the enjoyment of drunk losers?

The concept of a heavenly creature still seems to be escaping you Roddy.

FAQ

80-83 What if I don't drink beer? What if I think strippers are immoral?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Tolerance. You'll be okay.”

86-93 Frequently Asked: “Speaking of beer, what kind of beer is in the volcano? What if it's not my favorite? What are the strippers like? What if I'm a woman and want a man? What if I'm looking for a relationship, not just short-term fun? What if...” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “He is omniscient and omnipotent. You'll be well taken care of in Heaven, in a way that will suit your wants and needs exactly.”

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Yet again projecting your desires and frustration, you really should get some help Roddy, this obsession with sex must make your daily life difficult.
So I made a typo that the spell checker did not highlight, I will ask the question again..
If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angels in your mythology?

I'll be happy to answer your question after you answer mine.

What purpose do strippers serve besides titillation?

What kind of a demonic god would create a race of slaves with no ability to choose what to do, condemned for eternity to dance for the enjoyment of drunk losers?

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

See subtle isn't it, most the time you don't even notice most of the time if at all.
I am talking about the conditioning that causes you subconsciously ignore any information that goes against your proteastant doctrine.

To be honest: I belong to the protestant church (yeah wrong spelling in my name I know) but I don't attend to church.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

What conditioning?

See subtle isn't it, most the time you don't even notice most of the time if at all.
I am talking about the conditioning that causes you subconsciously ignore any information that goes against your proteastant doctrine.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Nor do I, if you had taken the time to read what I have been saying you would have understood that.

But I understand that the conditioning you have been the victim of can make it hard for you to understand concepts that go against it. It is not your fault.

What conditioning?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I'd like to add to this fascinating conversation but I've already been given a "stern" warning regarding representing myself as a Pastafarian.

Peas

The truth scares them Tom, they can not handle the truth.

If you would like to ask me anything but fear being oppressed by the moderators here you can always PM me.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

You should not eat spaghetti. Eating spaghetti and saying, "oh, it is just a meal,"

Pasta Can just be a meal

is like having an Ashera pole in your house and saying, "oh it is just for decoration."

An Ashera pole can be used as a decoration, it only has the symbolism you chose to give it. If you think it would make a dull corner look more interesting that use it for such a function.

[Tom the Pastafarian]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I'd like to add to this fascinating conversation but I've already been given a "stern" warning regarding representing myself as a Pastafarian.

Peas

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I don't see pasta as a God, but as a delicious meal. But one believes what one wants to believe.

You should not eat spaghetti. Eating spaghetti and saying, "oh, it is just a meal," is like having an Ashera pole in your house and saying, "oh it is just for decoration."

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

How so? What is the purpose of a stripper but to titillate?

Who needs strippers but those who cannot get laid?

Yet again projecting your desires and frustration, you really should get some help Roddy, this obsession with sex must make your daily life difficult.

Angles are lines which intersect at a vertex.

So I made a typo that the spell checker did not highlight, I will ask the question again..
If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angels in your mythology?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Yet you are projecting your sexual desires and frustrations on to others

How so? What is the purpose of a stripper but to titillate?

Who needs strippers but those who cannot get laid?

And why has your demonic Yog-Sothoth chosen to create a race of physically-attractive slaves who do nothing but titillate pathetic drunks who cannot get laid, and who can never exercise free will, and who are forced to wear pasties even if men?

If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angles in your mythology?

Angles are lines which intersect at a vertex.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I don't see pasta as a God, but as a delicious meal. But one believes what one wants to believe.

Nor do I, if you had taken the time to read what I have been saying you would have understood that.

You are confusing earthly Pasta with Our Lord Noodle, a common mistake.
FAQ 64-74

Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god. Who happens to be made of pasta. Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.” Frequently Asked: “What?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

But I understand that the conditioning you have been the victim of can make it hard for you to understand concepts that go against it. It is not your fault.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

<Ramblings induced by brainwashing removed>

Do as I have done! Forbid spaghetti to your families and punish those who think differently! Amen! Praise Jesus!

Do you really think you are so evil that you must for ever be divided from the pasta starting in this life?
Afterlife 10

Actual FSM Hell is reserved for a very few, and those will be divided from the Pasta, the finest beverages and the fellowship of persons of good will and kind intent.

You may be misguided BB but I don't think you are really that bad.

<Fairy Tale excepts removed>