Introduction from APastafarian

[Tom the Pastafarian]

As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[wait_what]

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As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.

So it is a political or military movement? How about instead of maybes, you commit to baptism and salvation?

What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to be a godmocking atheist hater of reality?

[Alexander Milano]

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Hi Pastafarian!

[Bobby-Joe]

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As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.

As a TRUE Christian I have no time for simplistic farces out to mock other people's beliefs.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.

As a retard, you no doubt joined without bothering to look around the forums at all, and don't even realize that we have your precious leader Jo Freddie. He is being slowly re-educated to Christianity, and will soon be spreading the Gospel to all you mindless followers.

[Tom the Pastafarian]

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I'm just started reading the KJV Bible, so my list of favorite verses is rather short. I guess my favorite now would be

Psalms 92:12: The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree

or was it

Isaiah 57:1: The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart.

So it is a political or military movement? How about instead of maybes, you commit to baptism and salvation?

What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to be a godmocking atheist hater of reality?

[Nobar King]

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I am also an apastafarian. That means that I don't believe in a holy noodle.

[Tom the Pastafarian]

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Actually, I've been lurking around for a while and have seen many of Jo Freddies' posts. He's an inspiration to us all, he's surely been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

As a retard, you no doubt joined without bothering to look around the forums at all, and don't even realize that we have your precious leader Jo Freddie. He is being slowly re-educated to Christianity, and will soon be spreading the Gospel to all you mindless followers.

[John Creeser]

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Actually, I've been lurking around for a while and have seen many of Jo Freddies' posts. He's an inspiration to us all, he's surely been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

He's touched alright.......

Why on God's flat earth would someone who believes in a "flying spaghetti monster" inspire you? Jo Freddie should be placed into the care of decent Baptist mental care facility.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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He's touched alright.......

Why on God's flat earth would someone who believes in a "flying spaghetti monster" inspire you? Jo Freddie should be placed into the care of decent Baptist mental care facility.

Pssst . . . Check Jo Freddie's IP address . . .

[Jo Freddie]

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As a retard, you no doubt joined without bothering to look around the forums at all, and don't even realize that we have your precious leader Jo Freddie.

I am no-ones leader, I just put the word out and leave it to the individual to work out their own path. We do not suffer from the cult of personality like your church does, with its pastors and TV evangelists!

He is being slowly re-educated to Christianity, and will soon be spreading the Gospel to all you mindless followers.

Not going to happen Rodie

Pssst . . . Check Jo Freddie's IP address . . .

Check away

[Jo Freddie]

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As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.

Our religion gives the hope of Beer and Strippers, I think you will find they don't have anything worthwhile to match that. If you follow there myths the carrot at the end of the stick is to spend eternity boosting the ego of an insecure vengeful, misogynistic mass murderer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Our religion gives the hope of Beer and Strippers, I think you will find they don't have anything worthwhile to match that. If you follow there myths the carrot at the end of the stick is to spend eternity boosting the ego of an insecure vengeful, misogynistic mass murderer.

Your cult encourages demon worship and embraces satan wholeheartedly. I advise you all shun this one in particular.

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

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This is totally off the topic of this thread but I just MUST ask; Why is the icon for "mission to Australia" a frickin panda?! There are NO pandas in Australia! They are native to Asia!