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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Introduction from APastafarian

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    He's touched alright.......

    Why on God's flat earth would someone who believes in a "flying spaghetti monster" inspire you? Jo Freddie should be placed into the care of decent Baptist mental care facility.
    Pssst . . . Check Jo Freddie's IP address . . .







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  • John Creeser
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    Originally posted by APastafarian View Post
    Actually, I've been lurking around for a while and have seen many of Jo Freddies' posts. He's an inspiration to us all, he's surely been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
    He's touched alright.......

    Why on God's flat earth would someone who believes in a "flying spaghetti monster" inspire you? Jo Freddie should be placed into the care of decent Baptist mental care facility.

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  • Tom the Pastafarian
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    Actually, I've been lurking around for a while and have seen many of Jo Freddies' posts. He's an inspiration to us all, he's surely been touched by His Noodly Appendage.


    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    As a retard, you no doubt joined without bothering to look around the forums at all, and don't even realize that we have your precious leader Jo Freddie. He is being slowly re-educated to Christianity, and will soon be spreading the Gospel to all you mindless followers.

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  • Nobar King
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    I am also an apastafarian. That means that I don't believe in a holy noodle.

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  • Tom the Pastafarian
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    I'm just started reading the KJV Bible, so my list of favorite verses is rather short. I guess my favorite now would be

    Psalms 92:12: The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree

    or was it

    Isaiah 57:1: The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart.

    Originally posted by wait_what View Post
    So it is a political or military movement? How about instead of maybes, you commit to baptism and salvation?

    What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to be a godmocking atheist hater of reality?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by APastafarian View Post
    As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.
    As a retard, you no doubt joined without bothering to look around the forums at all, and don't even realize that we have your precious leader Jo Freddie. He is being slowly re-educated to Christianity, and will soon be spreading the Gospel to all you mindless followers.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Introduction from APastafarian

    Originally posted by APastafarian View Post
    As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.
    As a TRUE Christian I have no time for simplistic farces out to mock other people's beliefs.

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  • Alexander Milano
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    Hi Pastafarian!

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  • wait_what
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    Originally posted by APastafarian View Post
    As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.
    So it is a political or military movement? How about instead of maybes, you commit to baptism and salvation?

    What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to be a godmocking atheist hater of reality?

    Leave a comment:


  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Introduction from APastafarian

    Originally posted by APastafarian View Post
    As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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  • Tom the Pastafarian
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    Introduction from APastafarian

    As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I am always looking to expand my horizons and learn about the other Gods out there. Who knows, perhaps your religion will appeal to me better and I'll defect.
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