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  • samtheman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2011
    • 10

    #1

    Hi i'm new on the forum

    Hey there i'm Sam and i am new to this forum i have also been a christian before birth and ever since after it i would like to connect with some fellow Christians since they are not many baptist churches here in my area (i'm in melbourne australia)
    After reading some of the threads it has come to my attention that you guys delete anyone who mocks us which is good but i have picked some people who i know are actually wolfs dressed as sheep so if i could get in contact with someone who handles the members of this forum that would be great i also have evidence that support my ,if you like, accusations.

    other than that i am looking forward to sharing my life with you guys
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

    Welcome to God's favorite forum!

    Thus forum is guided by Jesus so bad people will always be recognized and banned.
    I Jesus!

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    • samtheman
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2011
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

      yeah i didn't know complaining about the unsaved trash was against the rules so I'm sorry, i wasn't really complaining just saying its kind of offensive to me since i am and will allays be christian

      also Felicity your thread " Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute underwear!" looks as if you ether don't really know much about things or you are a troll. the bear depicted on your underwear is call a Pedobear or Pedo-Bear ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear ), it is the symbol that represents pedophiles/pedophilia so who ever gave this to you is ether a pedophile or doesn't really know what he has given to you and you would do well to burn that piece of trash (and NO it is not a mascot) so please remove that thread so that no more people are exposed to such things.

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      • samtheman
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2011
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

        A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!

        he is wrong as well it is not a pediabear people your are being infected without knowing

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        • MisterM
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 1480

          #5
          Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

          Do you think we were born yesterday? We are well aware of some pimple faced kids twisting Pediabear to something horrid. It does not change the fact that Pediabear has been long before this ****bear.

          I think Felicity has some more than 10 years old Pediabear books and they are not even 1st edition.
          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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          • Two-Dollar Bill
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 532

            #6
            Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

            Why are you trying to remove the focus from yourself and focus on young Felicity and some vile bear you just made up? Are you trying to hide something from us or distract us from your introduction?

            Do you hunt in Australia? Do they have deer there? Have you ever eaten kangaroo? I have. I thought it was really good. I almost wish we had those big hoppy-rats in America since they make excellent burgers. (Not as good as buffalo mind you, but that is neither here nor there.)
            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

              Originally posted by samtheman View Post
              ***blah blah smilie blah blah smilie blah blah smilie***
              Instead of making a proper introduction you come in slinging accusations, and then you "warn" us about a thread you haven't taken the time to read.

              Um...thanks?

              (Romans 13:1) "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God."

              Read that through a few times.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • samtheman
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2011
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                Why are you trying to remove the focus from yourself and focus on young Felicity and some vile bear you just made up? Are you trying to hide something from us or distract us from your introduction?

                Do you hunt in Australia? Do they have deer there? Have you ever eaten kangaroo? I have. I thought it was really good. I almost wish we had those big hoppy-rats in America since they make excellent burgers. (Not as good as buffalo mind you, but that is neither here nor there.)
                not trying to remove no focus from me, in fact this thread is mine so the focus can't go anywhere but back to me
                i don't have anything to hide and i don't know how i could possibly district you from my introduction :/ its suposed to be about me right so from my mistakes you can correct me and lead me to the right path, no ??
                Yes i'm a hunter Yes we have deer. i have eaten kangaroo and it tastes awesome, you should try the soup made from their tale (Y) haven't really had a burger though :/ and i have no idea about buffalo meat.

                Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                Do you think we were born yesterday? We are well aware of some pimple faced kids twisting Pediabear to something horrid. It does not change the fact that Pediabear has been long before this ****bear.

                I think Felicity has some more than 10 years old Pediabear books and they are not even 1st edition.
                ok then my information must be wrong, could you point me to a website where i can learn more about pediabear please ? from my knowledge of the Greek language the name sounds as if it means kids bear, i'm probably wrong but the again i had never heard of pediabear before :/


                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Instead of making a proper introduction you come in slinging accusations, and then you "warn" us about a thread you haven't taken the time to read.

                Um...thanks?

                (Romans 13:1) "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God."

                Read that through a few times.

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
                ok forget about the accusations and explain to me how the quote from the word of god relates to me or what i have done??? i do not question anybodies authority here :/

                and Felicity can you stop serving me with all those infractions please, you have misunderstood me when i used the word troll, i was referring to an internet troll the kind that you deal with a lot here on this forum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29
                so I'm sorry if i offended you

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380

                  #9
                  Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                  Originally posted by samtheman View Post
                  ok then my information must be wrong, could you point me to a website where i can learn more about pediabear please ? from my knowledge of the Greek language the name sounds as if it means kids bear, i'm probably wrong but the again i had never heard of pediabear before :/
                  Too lazy to use a search engine?



                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Two-Dollar Bill
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 532

                    #10
                    Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    That preposterous horseplay going on in the photo to the bottom right surely would have caused the death of the smaller child....had it not been for Pedia Bear.
                    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                    • samtheman
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2011
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Too lazy to use a search engine?



                      no i did search, does that look anything like the bear that i was talking about ??? no, the color is different and every other characteristic about this bear hence why i was asking for an actual link to a reference that has the same looking bear with the right name and its origin, please

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                      • samtheman
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2011
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                        Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                        That preposterous horseplay going on in the photo to the bottom right surely would have caused the death of the smaller child....had it not been for Pedia Bear.
                        who is trying to move the focus away now ??? -.- does anybody have a link where i can get information about pediabear, it must look like this http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45738 or http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ight=pediabear -.-

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22380

                          #13
                          Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                          Originally posted by samtheman View Post
                          does anybody have a link where i can get information about pediabear
                          Are you blind? I just posted that already because you are too lazy to use a search engine.

                          You clearly need to stop obsessing about toy bears for little girls.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • samtheman
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2011
                            • 10

                            #14
                            Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Are you blind? I just posted that already because you are too lazy to use a search engine.

                            You clearly need to stop obsessing about toy bears for little girls.
                            you must be blind sir because i just told you this is not the bear, its like showing me the star of David and telling me its the cross, that's how absurd your post is please don't post unless you have something actually useful.

                            so far nobody has been able to show one piece of evidence suggesting the pediabear even exist which leads me to believe that i am correct and it is in fact pedobear and you guys are mistaken, i think it is fair and just to say that i am right until actual evidence is provided to dissprove that theory :/

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22380

                              #15
                              Re: Hi i'm new on the forum

                              Originally posted by samtheman View Post
                              you must be blind sir because i just told you this is not the bear, its like showing me the star of David and telling me its the cross, that's how absurd your post is
                              So you are actually wasting everyone's time by discussing the minor difference between stuffed bears for little girls? Grow up!

                              please don't post unless you have something actually useful
                              Excellent advice, please follow it!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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