Hi?

[Mr.Warren]

Not entirely sure what all to write, I'm not Christian by technicality, although I do think Jesus was a rather great and respectable man and I do have a favorite Bible Verse. Proverbs 10:12
Not that I'm completely anti-war mind you, as wars are a required part of society.

Also I suppose I should state my purpose being here. Basically to discuss, talk, and get to know you all. Even if we have contradicting beliefs, I whole-heartedly believe we could be friends and perhaps I will learn some interesting things? I'm hoping to anyway.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I don't believe that for a second, friend. The LORD clearly called here you for a reason. So tell us more about you. Why do you hate Jesus so much? Why do you spit in His loving face at His temporary sacrifice on Golgotha?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi?

Not entirely sure what all to write, I'm not Christian by technicality, although I do think Jesus was a rather great and respectable man and I do have a favorite Bible Verse. Proverbs 10:12
Not that I'm completely anti-war mind you, as wars are a required part of society.

Also I suppose I should state my purpose being here. Basically to discuss, talk, and get to know you all. Even if we have contradicting beliefs, I whole-heartedly believe we could be friends and perhaps I will learn some interesting things? I'm hoping to anyway.

Well, young man, we know what your agenda was the last time you were here. "Perhaps" this time will be different?

Jesus has directed you here for a reason. What filthy sin brings you to your knees in search of salvation, praise Jesus?

In Christ

[Mr.Warren]

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I don't believe that for a second, friend. The LORD clearly called here you for a reason. So tell us more about you. Why do you hate Jesus so much? Why do you spit in His loving face at His temporary sacrifice on Golgotha?

I don't hate him per se, rather I'm a bit too unsure I suppose.

Also anyone who responds to this, I apologize for the delayed responses, have to leave for Wednesday Services in about ten minutes

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Welcome to our church, friend. If you are looking for salvation, you have come to the right place. You are right that Jesus IS a great and respectable man, but did you also know that He is the son of God, and that He died as payment for your sins? That's love, friend. He did that so that you can be saved and live in eternal bliss in Heaven. All you have to do is repent of your sin (that means turn away from it), and accept Jesus as your savior. Are you ready?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mr.Warren]

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Welcome to our church, friend. If you are looking for salvation, you have come to the right place. You are right that Jesus IS a great and respectable man, but did you also know that He is the son of God, and that He died as payment for your sins? That's love, friend. He did that so that you can be saved and live in eternal bliss in Heaven. All you have to do is repent of your sin (that means turn away from it), and accept Jesus as your savior. Are you ready?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Not quite sure if I'm "ready" quite yet. I may be swayed in the future, who knows. Only time can tell.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! I am so glad to find you are a like minded man. God, Guns and America!

Tell me friend, how long have you been married? Has God chosen to bless you with a son for every one of those years?

[Mr.Warren]

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Welcome friend! I am so glad to find you are a like minded man. God, Guns and America!

Tell me friend, how long have you been married? Has God chosen to bless you with a son for every one of those years?

Oh, I'm not married. I do rather like guns though, even if my aim is off because my eye dominance and hand dominance do not match up, and honestly I'm quite disappointed with where America is headed. A nation can not survive in debt like this, and when I do have kids I want them to grow up without having to worry about economic collapses.

[James Hutchins]

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Not married? Why not, you infirm?

You need to practice more son, accuracy is not a eye hand thing, it is a feeling. You just know when that barrel is aimed at the heart, you can feel it. Sighting takes too long, and by the time you are ready, the target has died of old age. Have you no heart son?

Debt? I have all cash, debt is not a problem, unless you are one of those people who live on the dole then you are worried aboput wheere the next check to pay fro your 23's is coming from. You're not one of them, are you boy?

[Mr.Warren]

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Not married? Why not, you infirm?

You need to practice more son, accuracy is not a eye hand thing, it is a feeling. You just know when that barrel is aimed at the heart, you can feel it. Sighting takes too long, and by the time you are ready, the target has died of old age. Have you no heart son?

Debt? I have all cash, debt is not a problem, unless you are one of those people who live on the dole then you are worried aboput wheere the next check to pay fro your 23's is coming from. You're not one of them, are you boy?

I'm not married because I have not found the right person yet, simple as that

Well the eye hand coordination is what makes it truly difficult for me, I have to practice a lot more than others, and I have never shot anything living, yet anyway. I wouldn't mind deer hunting if I can get my accuracy to a decent place, which is difficult to do seeing as I do not own a gun.

I don't live on the dole, I'm just extremely poor and don't want my children growing up extremely poor from economic collapse you see. That is what worries me most of all.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I'm not married because I have not found the right person yet, simple as that

Well the eye hand coordination is what makes it truly difficult for me, I have to practice a lot more than others, and I have never shot anything living, yet anyway. I wouldn't mind deer hunting if I can get my accuracy to a decent place, which is difficult to do seeing as I do not own a gun.

I don't live on the dole, I'm just extremely poor and don't want my children growing up extremely poor from economic collapse you see. That is what worries me most of all.

Then always vote Republican. God's Own Party is the best bet to bring you out of poverty.

Reaganomics proved it. Trickle down works!

In Christ.

[Mr.Warren]

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I'm an Independent technically, and haven't been able to vote yet. I don't vote along party lines, I kind of just try to look at the merits and character of each candidate, and how the line up with what I believe.

Also, the success of Reganomics has been widely debated, and I haven't read enough on the subject to say Yea or Nay to it, if you could provide sources I will gladly read when I get time

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How old are you boy? What church does your daddy take you to?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Hi?

How old are you boy? What church does your daddy take you to?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I'm kind of paranoid about my age being online, but I'm old enough to drive and vote. I currently attend a Baptist church, and thank you for the links they are much appreciated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm kind of paranoid about my age being online, but I'm old enough to drive and vote. I currently attend a Baptist church, and thank you for the links they are much appreciated.

Earlier you said that you aren't old enough to vote. What have you got to hide?

Which Baptist church do you attend? What's the exact name of the church? Who's the head pastor, I probably know him.

Don't be coy here, son. Jesus sees through your subterfuge.