hi im new!

[fredderik]

hi my name is eric, and i joined here to learn more about you, and what you think of the world!

(if i missed anything in my introduction, please feel free to correct me )

[fredderik]

Re: hi im new!

sorry, i saw that i missed some info at the top.

im new in my town and i havent found a church that fits my standards, so please enlighten me

favorit verse isaiah 14/12.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hi im new!

And what town have you parents moved you to?

How has God touched you?

[fredderik]

Re: hi im new!

my parents are dead, and i moved to a place called Fjugesta.

I guess im searching for a true belief, and i seems you share alot of my values.

[fredderik]

Re: hi im new!

i would just like to ad.

REPENT ALL NON-BELIEVERS! OR SATAN WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO HELL!

in jesus we live and in sin we shall fall

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: hi im new!

Good day Swedish person named Fredderik or Eric or whatever.

Welcome to this forum. I hope you are well and have only good intentions for being here. A lot of your fellow countrymen have come here merely to mock us and to be trolls, you certainly aren't here to do that are you?

What led you to walk with Jesus when so many other Swedes are content to live in sin and eventually spend eternity rotting in hell?

God bless,
Two-Dollar Bill

[fredderik]

Re: hi im new!

my name is eric.

no, i'm certenly not here to mock you.

i have allways had Jesus in my heart, and God goves my strenght to endure this life, in this land of sinners.

[fredderik]

Re: hi im new!

please endure any miss spelings, since engllish is not my native language.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hi im new!

Hello Eric!

What are the most common sins that people commit in your area of Swedenland? Spare no details, friend.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[fredderik]

Re: hi im new!

they are oppenly gay, even in the streets. Sodomizing in public, it just makes me sick.

you are looked down upon if you, like me, save your virginity for marriage.

if Jesus came to swedenland he would surely be crying.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hi im new!

they are oppenly gay, even in the streets. Sodomizing in public, it just makes me sick.

you are looked down upon if you, like me, save your virginity for marriage.

if Jesus came to swedenland he would surely be crying.

That is a touching story, but I am finding it hard to imagine a scenario where Jesus would want to go to Swedenland.

Among other things, your national hero (Stieg Larsson) has written a series of books where a young unwed woman gets a tattoo (Leviticus 19:28) and has unrestricted access to the internets (1 Timothy 2:11).



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: hi im new!

they are oppenly gay, even in the streets. Sodomizing in public, it just makes me sick.

you are looked down upon if you, like me, save your virginity for marriage.

if Jesus came to swedenland he would surely be crying.

Praise God that you've decided to abstain from manipulations of the flesh for sinful pleasure! Please describe the debauchery from which you've abstained as Brother Zechariah has requested. Have you documented any of this with photography? How old are you? Do you plan on moving to God's Country to find True Salvation™ ? Do you have blonde hair?

Swallowed In The Red Blood Of The Nazarene,
Harry Lester

[godismighty]

Re: hi im new!

hello and welcome to the friendliest forum (tm) on the internets!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hi im new!

How many times have you been raped by the savage eskimos up there in Denmark?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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