Evenin' Mateys

[Rum Lover]

My name is Mya and , yes, I love pirates. (and rum)
I've been an atheist for most of my life, but my favorite verse would probably be Isaiah 9:2 (The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light: they that dwell in the land of the shadow of death, upon them hath the light shined.) I don't really believe in the literal translation of the Bible, but I do see it as a great collection of moral stories.

Umm... I don't know what else to say except... Hi!

See ya, mateys,
Mya

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Welcome friend.

I am sad to read you are an atheist. Tell me friend, why do you hate Jesus so much you pretend He doesn't exists (even though in you're hearts of heart you do believe)? What happened friend? He still loves you, you know.

[Rum Lover]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Welcome friend.

I am sad to read you are an atheist. Tell me friend, why do you hate Jesus so much you pretend He doesn't exists (even though in you're hearts of heart you do believe)? What happened friend? He still loves you, you know.

>Do I believe that he existed at one point as a great teacher and role model for morality?: yes.
>Do I believe that he is the actual Son of God who was resurrected 3 days after his death?: no.

I believe that we can learn a lot from the Bible, but I don't believe that it should be taken literally.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

>Do I believe that he existed at one point as a great teacher and role model for morality?: yes.
>Do I believe that he is the actual Son of God who was resurrected 3 days after his death?: no.

I believe that we can learn a lot from the Bible, but I don't believe that it should be taken literally.

Friend,

Now you are just evading my question; why do you hate God so much you pretend He doesn't exist? If God exists logically Jesus is His son / co-third of the Trinity. By denying Jesus divinity you are just denying God's existence.

Would you please answer my question friend, I am always curious what drives people to such unthinking hatred.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

>Do I believe that he existed at one point as a great teacher and role model for morality?: yes.
>Do I believe that he is the actual Son of God who was resurrected 3 days after his death?: no.

If Jesus was not the Son of God, then He was just some guy who ran around telling lies and making stuff up until he got killed by a mob of vicious Jews. How would that make him a great role model?

[JennyD]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

I believe that we can learn a lot from the Bible, but I don't believe that it should be taken literally.

I see.

Then how, exactly, would you take, for example, "Thou shalt not lie"? Metaphorically?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

>Do I believe that he existed at one point as a great teacher and role model for morality?: yes.
>Do I believe that he is the actual Son of God who was resurrected 3 days after his death?: no.

I believe that we can learn a lot from the Bible, but I don't believe that it should be taken literally.

Why do you hate Jesus?

[The Absurdist]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Cool, a pirate

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Cool, a pirate

Look who's back, and digging up abandonded threads.

How absurd.

Have you turned your life over to Jesus yet?

[The Absurdist]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Look who's back, and digging up abandonded threads.

Was missing ma old mateys!

Have you turned your life over to Jesus yet?

You are probably not praying enough, keep trying

[Shinigami]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Was missing ma old mateys!



You are probably not praying enough, keep trying

Pastor Ezekiel is too busy with his prayer ministry to throttle you properly now, so I am going to do it. I won't be pulling any of my punches, so you had best run along now. I doubt you are old enough to post here. Even though you do seem to have a bit of a history here with the good pastor. I don't want to give you a Godly Beating even though it's been a while. SInce I got a god hating loser to beat that is, you simple minded sinner.

[SUV]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

What's this? Has Pastor, in his Vast Wisdom, declared a "Talk Like a Pirate" day?

Yaaaaaaaar, Matey! I think NOT!!!

[The Absurdist]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Pastor Ezekiel is too busy with his prayer ministry to throttle you properly now, so I am going to do it. I won't be pulling any of my punches, so you had best run along now. I doubt you are old enough to post here. Even though you do seem to have a bit of a history here with the good pastor. I don't want to give you a Godly Beating even though it's been a while. SInce I got a god hating loser to beat that is, you simple minded sinner.

Pleased to meet you as well. As for my age, don't worry, I'm old enough.

What's this? Has Pastor, in his Vast Wisdom, declared a "Talk Like a Pirate" day?
Yaaaaaaaar, Matey! I think NOT!!!

In fact, that day is September 19th. But when you are a real pirate, its the "Talk like a pirate day" everyday of the year! Yarr!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Pleased to meet you as well. As for my age, don't worry, I'm old enough.



In fact, that day is September 19th. But when you are a real pirate, its the "Talk like a pirate day" everyday of the year! Yarr!

Is that what the butt pirates are doing now? Setting aside special days to talk like their fellow sodomites do in Hellyweird movies?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evenin' Mateys

Pleased to meet you as well. As for my age, don't worry, I'm old enough.

16 at best.