Hello all God-fearing citizens!

[Da Orky Man]

I'm not sure how to start, so I'll post what the introductory page told me to.
My favourite Bible passage is Revelations 21:6;
And he said to me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. I will give of the fountain of the water of life freely to him that thirsts."

I was brought up as a Catholic, but became disillusioned with them after the child-molesting stories. I now attend the Jesuit Evangelical Church in Pavonis, Wales.

However, I am also a supporter of scientific studies, at least into certain areas. I believe that God created the world the way He did so Mankind can study it, the Poetry of reality. It's so much more pure to praise Him for creating the Universe from maths and equations than any other. We can never completely understand how He did it, we can simply receive insights on it.

Praise be to Him, Lord of all Mankind. Fear the Alien, the Traitor, the Heretic, for they will lead the Righteous astray.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello all God-fearing citizens!

Welcome to our friendly forum!

I am glad to see you are moving in the right direction. You still have a long way to go though. How far are you along with memorizing the KJV 1611 Holy Bible?

[Da Orky Man]

Re: Hello all God-fearing citizens!

I'm a long way from memorising it, though I'm heading there, however slowly.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all God-fearing citizens!

I'm not sure how to start, so I'll post what the introductory page told me to.
My favourite Bible passage is Revelations 21:6;
And he said to me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. I will give of the fountain of the water of life freely to him that thirsts."

I was brought up as a Catholic, but became disillusioned with them after the child-molesting stories. I now attend the Jesuit Evangelical Church in Pavonis, Wales.

However, I am also a supporter of scientific studies, at least into certain areas. I believe that God created the world the way He did so Mankind can study it, the Poetry of reality. It's so much more pure to praise Him for creating the Universe from maths and equations than any other. We can never completely understand how He did it, we can simply receive insights on it.

Praise be to Him, Lord of all Mankind. Fear the Alien, the Traitor, the Heretic, for they will lead the Righteous astray.

Good Lord, they told stories about child-molestation to CHILDREN?



Were they fairy tales, fables, or full-blown chapter books? Was this is at church, or did they do this while you were at parochial school?

Is there no end to their depravity??? I seriously think I'm going to be physically ill.



I will pray that you are somehow able to block those tales of pedophilia from your mind, friend.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Da Orky Man]

Re: Hello all God-fearing citizens!

Fabes about what happens to children who are "naughty".

May I ask a question? I see you rightfully believe in the unholyness of video games, but I have come across one that could be considered godly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces

If you could show me the right path to follow, I would be grateful.
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Praise be to Him, Lord of all Mankind. There is only the Lord, and he is our shield and protector. Without Him there is nothing.



O Eternal Lord,
Who Alone watches us,
And rules the tides and stroms,
Be compassionate to your servants,
Preserv us from the perils of the Heretics,
That we may be safeguard to the domain of Godly men!

[Holyfield]

Re: Hello all God-fearing citizens!

May I ask a question? I see you rightfully believe in the unholyness of video games, but I have come across one that could be considered godly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces

If you could show me the right path to follow, I would be grateful.

Well, my son really likes to play Captain Bible in The Dome of Darkness. But as an adult there's no reason why you should choose to play video games over more fruitful things.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all God-fearing citizens!

Jesuits are nazis, not Christians. How many times have you been raped, boy?

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