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    I want to be a Warrior

    Good day to all and God bless America! My name is Jonas and I'm a true conservative from North Carolina and I'm here to continue in my training to be a Warrior for Christ. This world is full of people who are too afraid to stand up for the TRUTH and thanks to them our country is falling apart. It's obvious the members of LBC share many beliefs that I do and I'm ready to do my part in the war for mankind's soul.
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    Re: I want to be a Warrior

    Well first of all, when you get married, do not beat your wife. Also, allow her to shower.

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      Re: I want to be a Warrior

      Originally posted by Warrior for Christ View Post
      Good day to all and God bless America! My name is Jonas and I'm a true conservative from North Carolina and I'm here to continue in my training to be a Warrior for Christ. This world is full of people who are too afraid to stand up for the TRUTH and thanks to them our country is falling apart. It's obvious the members of LBC share many beliefs that I do and I'm ready to do my part in the war for mankind's soul.
      Welcome,

      Please ignore 'that other gay'. What is you favourite Bible verse and how much do you love Jesus?

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        Re: I want to be a Warrior

        Originally posted by Warrior for Christ View Post
        Good day to all and God bless America! My name is Jonas and I'm a true conservative from North Carolina and I'm here to continue in my training to be a Warrior for Christ. This world is full of people who are too afraid to stand up for the TRUTH and thanks to them our country is falling apart. It's obvious the members of LBC share many beliefs that I do and I'm ready to do my part in the war for mankind's soul.
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          Re: I want to be a Warrior

          Welcome, Warrior.

          You can start your long journey towards becoming a "True Christian®" by assuring us that you, personally, would never vote for a woman as your Governor.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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