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  • big john 55
    Unsaved Trash
    • May 2011
    • 16
    #1

    Hey

    Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religions and races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hey

      Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
      Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religions and races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless
      Anglicans are nothing but jumped-up papists. You people are so hellbound it's not even funny. Better read THIS and repent!

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
          #3
          Re: Hey

          Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
          Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religionsand races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless
          BALONEY.



          Why would you dare to be more inclusive than Jesus? Do you hate Jesus? Do you think He is mistaken?

          (John 14:6) "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

          Do you honestly think that Jesus is going to let a bunch of smelly mooslims and skinflint joos and child-molesting papists and slant-eyed boodists into Heaven?

          No.

          You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. So stop being silly and get with The Program.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079
              #4
              Re: Hey

              Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
              Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian...
              Being a member of a religion founded by a murderous adulterer and perpetuated ofttimes by inbred lunatics is a reason for pride? Interesting.

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836
                  #5
                  Re: Hey

                  Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
                  Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religions and races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless
                  2 Corinthians 6:17
                  Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

                  Have you ever actually read the Bible?

                  YiC

                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                  sigpic

                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • big john 55
                      Unsaved Trash
                      • May 2011
                      • 16
                      #6
                      Re: Hey

                      Have you ever actually read the Bible?
                      yes sir

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                        • big john 55
                          Unsaved Trash
                          • May 2011
                          • 16
                          #7
                          Re: Hey

                          I have taken a long look at this forum and have realized from where I stand up here that my father disaproves of this... you shall go out to love your neighbour as yourself, i hope you repent to my father, the lord god almighty, for he has no hatred to anyone and will gladly redeem you, but it's your choice.

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                            • wait_what
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 592
                              #8
                              Re: Hey

                              Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
                              I have taken a long look at this forum and have realized from where I stand up here that my father disaproves of this... you shall go out to love your neighbour as yourself, i hope you repent to my father, the lord god almighty, for he has no hatred to anyone and will gladly redeem you, but it's your choice.
                              Wow. You capitalize yourself but not your Father? I think you have a blatant disregard for God. Typical of the fog sucking limey heathens.

                              He hates plenty. Go back and read your Bible. Go from cover to cover, and then we can talk.

                              Also, I thought the English were supposed to have command of language. All I see is run on sentences. You might want to check up on your grammar.
                              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                              Give her a shovel.
                              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hey

                                  Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
                                  you shall go out to love your neighbour as yourself.
                                  Dear Mr. Lying Foreigner;

                                  We do love our neighbor, as Jesus commands. Unsaved scum, atheists, false Christians, queers, mudslimes, feminazis and such are not our neighbors.

                                  Luke 10:29, 36-37 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
                                  Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
                                  Enjoy hell.

                                  YIC,

                                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • big john 55
                                      Unsaved Trash
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 16
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hey

                                      Enjoy hell.
                                      Yep, I'll be there.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hey

                                          Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
                                          Yep, I'll be there.
                                          It's not too late to renounce the queen and gay marriage and backbacon and accept Jesus as your Savior. Through Him all things are possible.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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