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  • Seth Cochran
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    • Jan 2008
    • 26

    #1

    Hello True Christians (tm)

    Hello everyone. My name is Seth Cochran. I too am a Christian and I hope to meet a lot of new people here with whom I may discuss the finer points of theology and politics.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Hello True Christians ™

    Originally posted by Seth Cochran View Post
    Hello everyone. My name is Seth Cochran. I too am a Christian and I hope to meet a lot of new people here with whom I may discuss the finer points of theology and politics.
    Welcome to our Christian forum friend.

    So what is you favorite Bible verse?

    What is you favorite nickname for Hillary Clinton?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Hello True Christians ™

      Praise Jesus and welcome aboard. Since you've said you're interested in theology as well as politics, what is your favourite term for the Popish cult?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello True Christians ™

        Mister Seth seems to have bolted. I wonder which false Christian denomination he belongs to?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Seth Cochran
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          • Jan 2008
          • 26

          #5
          Re: Hello True Christians ™

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Welcome to our Christian forum friend.

          So what is you favorite Bible verse?

          What is you favorite nickname for Hillary Clinton?
          My favorite verse is 2 Timothy 1:7 "For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind." I don't really have a nickname for either Hillary Clinton or the Catholics. I attend a non-denominational church. We teach straight from the Bible.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello True Christians ™

            Which Bible do you use?

            Which Republican are you backing?

            Tell us about yourself.....
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Seth Cochran
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              • Jan 2008
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Hello True Christians ™

              Well, I use the King James Bible most of the time but sometimes I use the NIV, NCV, or NKJV for clarity. So far, I think I'm going to vote for Huckabee because he really isn't afraid to stand up for his faith. As I said, I attend a non-denominational church and I am very active in my youth group. We are all accountable to each other weekly (Sunday nights) and that helps us to lead Godly lives during the week. I enjoy church and look forward to it all week. I also help run the audio-visual/recording equipment during the Sunday morning service.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Hello True Christians ™

                Originally posted by Seth Cochran View Post
                I attend a non-denominational church
                Are you also a registered independent voter who drinks RC Cola? PICK A SIDE! Jesus or Satan! You need to find a good, God-fearing, Bible-believing Baptist church in your area before it's too late!
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Seth Cochran
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 26

                  #9
                  Re: Hello True Christians ™

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Are you also a registered independent voter who drinks RC Cola? PICK A SIDE! Jesus or Satan! You need to find a good, God-fearing, Bible-believing Baptist church in your area before it's too late!
                  I am a (soon-to-be) registered Republican. I said I was supporting Huckabee. And what does RC-Cola have to do with anything?

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                  • Cheshire
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 213

                    #10
                    Re: Hello True Christians ™

                    Tell everyone how you converted(or are going to convert) to the One True Faith.

                    Praise!
                    Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Hello True Christians ™

                      Originally posted by Seth Cochran View Post
                      I am a (soon-to-be) registered Republican. I said I was supporting Huckabee. And what does RC-Cola have to do with anything?
                      This is wonderful news friend, clearly Jesus has a place in you're heart.

                      Now com on', your' with friends. What is you favorite nickname for the Hildog?

                      There is nothing better than having fellowship with another Christian.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Seth Cochran
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 26

                        #12
                        Re: Hello True Christians ™

                        I really don't have a nickname for Hillary Clinton. I am a Christian already. I don't need to convert.

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                        • Cheshire
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 213

                          #13
                          Re: Hello True Christians ™

                          Originally posted by Seth Cochran View Post
                          I really don't have a nickname for Hillary Clinton. I am a Christian already. I don't need to convert.


                          I didn't have a nickname at first. Think hard!
                          Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: Hello True Christians ™

                            Originally posted by Seth Cochran View Post
                            I really don't have a nickname for Hillary Clinton. I am a Christian already. I don't need to convert.
                            I am sorry Seth if I implied you did need to convert.

                            But we can take it as read that as a Christian you understand Hillary Clinton is a menace to everything we Christians stand for. Right Seth? She is there is right there with Ben Laden and Richard Dawkins working to destroy Christianity and America.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #15
                              Re: Hello True Christians ™

                              Originally posted by Seth Cochran View Post
                              And what does RC-Cola have to do with anything?
                              Coke or Pepsi, friend. Coke or Pepsi.
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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