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  • Fake Bobby Joe
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2011
    • 5

    #1

    Hello everyone!

    Hello,
    I just signed up for the site, and it appears that I am already under investigation before I posted. Is there a problem? I look forward to interacting with you all, and growing as a christian.
    After looking it appears there is a regular Bobby-Joe poster on the forum, I apologize if that is why I am considered "fake". I am not trying to impersonate him in any way.
  • Two-Dollar Bill
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 532

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone!

    How did you fake find Jesus? How long have you and him fake been walking hand in hand?

    Also, a fake hello and fake welcome to the forum!
    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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    • Fake Bobby Joe
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • May 2011
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Hello everyone!

      I'll offer a fake thank you. But in all seriousness, you don't even know me, how can you judge? I am just curious to see your reasoning.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone!

        Welcome aboard, Bobby Joe!

        Tell us, what church do you attend?

        What is your favorite Bible verse, and why?

        How many sons has your wife borne?

        What has Jesus done for you today?
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2193

          #5
          Re: Hello everyone!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Welcome aboard, Bobby Joe!

          Tell us, what church do you attend?

          What is your favorite Bible verse, and why?

          How many sons has your wife borne?

          What has Jesus done for you today?
          Thank you Fake Machine!

          And what has Fake BJ done for Jesus we might ask too.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373

            #6
            Re: Hello everyone!

            You're no Bobby Joe.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello everyone!

              You ask a lot of questions, lady. How about properly introducing yourself? Look up toward the top of the page: it's pretty straightforward.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: Hello everyone!

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                You ask a lot of questions, lady.

                A woman, huh. I wonder what else she fakes.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Hello everyone!

                  Originally posted by Fake Bobby Joe View Post
                  I just signed up for the site, and it appears that I am already under investigation before I posted. Is there a problem?
                  That is explained in the thread that you were supposed to read before posting.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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