Mock the Swede

[Sweden-tard]

Hi!

I'm Swedish and proud of it. I'm an atheist, a communist and interested in your way of worshiping the Lord.

And before I get any remarks on my way of seeing on religion note that I have read the Bible (all of it), the Koran (not sure on the spelling there) and some Jewish texts and some other religious texts from different religions.

[godismighty]

Re: Fear the Swede




or in a english version


russian communist...dies...goes to hell...meanwhile i laugh at you from heaven.


you choose wich version you prefer

and

oh sorry not only russian communist but swedish ones also...

[MisterM]

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I'm Swedish and proud of it.

Were you proud when Swedes first bragged that Finnish ice hockey team are just baby lions and piece of cake and then you lost in the World Championship finals 6-1?

How many sons have your wife given you? When did you find Jesus? Which church do you go?

YiC,
M

[godismighty]

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I actually enjoyed making that shortstory with smileys


you would want some more?

[RevDrJack]

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I actually enjoyed making that shortstory with smileys


you would want some more?

So did I.

[godismighty]

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your welcome brother

[Sweden-tard]

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Nice smiley story, thank you.

Not interested in hockey, so don't care...

Do you even know what communism is? Have you read the manifest?

[godismighty]

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now see. In my youth I did things...wrong things...So yes I have readen the manifest.and other works by Marx...But Praise god that I understood what nonsense it all was.

But you didn't live in eastern Finland or even somewhere in Finland when the soviet union still existed. so you can't understand the bitter hate we finns have against them...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Fear the Swede

Hi!

I'm Swedish and proud of it. I'm an atheist, a communist and interested in your way of worshiping the Lord.

Well, Hallelujah! I am so glad that you are ready to give up your atheism and communism and learn how to worship the Lord! You have been led to the right place, friend.

First, you'll need a King James Bible. I doubt they sell those anywhere in Sweden, so you will have to order one online. In the meantime, you can read an online version of it here: http://www.biblegateway.com/versions...ion-KJV-Bible/

We also have a Bible in a Year forum here that many find to be a valuable resource.

Congratulations, friend. I'm looking forward to the day when you announce to us that you have been saved!

Hey, you're from Sweden. Do you know how to make those meatballs like they have at the cafe in Ikea? Doreen has tried, but she can't seem to get the seasonings right.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! So happy to see you want to learn the truth about Jesus. Tell me, what verse in the KJV Bible moves you the most?

[Sweden-tard]

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Well, as a practising atheist, I don't see it to be likely that I will start to pray to the Lord, I'm more interseted in your way of belives.

And I do know how to make meatballs, but you do know that it is a traditional muslim dish, right?

Thought you did not like the muslims?

I acctualy mostly joined this forum to contest all of the so called "facts" in the God hates Sweden category...

Like the Danish flag and so on....

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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I acctualy mostly joined this forum to contest all of the so called "facts" in the God hates Sweden category...

So, no interest in discovering Jesus and saving your soul then. That is a bit sad.

Just here to spout your message of hate and tell other people that they are wrong and you are right...typical atheist. Tell us Mr. Communist, why have so many of your people forsaken the Lord and put their faith in a failing system of badly managed social welfare and horribly designed immigration schemes?

Actually forget that, we aren't interested in Swedish politics. We are here to praise God and take pleasure in His words.

[Mistress Cookie]

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The Swedish are evil, because they eat raw/smoked fish just like the Orientals.

[James Hutchins]

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The swedish are all racists too

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Well, as a practising atheist, I don't see it to be likely that I will start to pray to the Lord, I'm more interseted in your way of belives.

Oh. So we're just a bunch of monkeys in a zoo to you, is that it?

Now you have got me curious about your beliefs. How does one practice atheism? I have been told that atheism was simply a lack of belief in God, and that it is not a religion at all, but you seem to be admitting that atheism has actual practices and tenets and such. Tell me all about it, friend. Do you light votive candles with images of Charles Darwin and Voltaire?

And I do know how to make meatballs, but you do know that it is a traditional muslim dish, right?

Thought you did not like the muslims?

Not true at all. We love Muslims. Why do you think we send so many missionaries over there to teach them about Jesus so they can get saved instead of going to Hell?

Pastor Billy-Reuben