[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Mock the Swede

No, I don't light candles, I marsch on the streets singing communist songs...

NOT racist??

That is why you have those smiley's with muslims getting blown up??

We have lots of smilies. They all came in a huge icon pack that we bought and uploaded.

Missionaries? You mean the US-Army? Oh yeah, people are going to like you more if you blow them up...

No, I mean the Christian missionaries that churches send out, who bring Bibles and God's Word to starving children around the world.

But you do know that Allah and God is the same person? We just have different profets.

(emphasis mine)

We? You said you were an atheist a little while ago. Are you a Muslim now?

And by the way, Jesus was a JEW!!!!

He was born into Judaism, but He renounced it in John 7.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Mock the Swede

But you do know that Allah and God is the same person? We just have different profets.

Sweden-tard, is this really the best you can do? If so, might I suggestion a new tactic: go away and hunt some meese and eat some herring. Go be productive at something rather than coming across as a moron.

[godismighty]

Re: Mock the Swede

please dont call our unperfected jewish friends jews. it sounds like you are saying eww... please call them joo(s)




and now ...how could jesus be jewish? if he formed christianity?

[Sweden-tard]

Re: Mock the Swede

No, I don't light candles, I marsch on the streets singing communist songs...

NOT racist??

That is why you have those smiley's with muslims getting blown up??

Missionaries? You mean the US-Army? Oh yeah, people are going to like you more if you blow them up...

But you do know that Allah and God is the same person? We just have different profets.

And by the way, Jesus was a JEW!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fear the Swede

Well, as a practising atheist, I don't see it to be likely that I will start to pray to the Lord, I'm more interseted in your way of belives.

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[Jo Freddie]

Re: Fear the Swede

Do you know how to make those meatballs like they have at the cafe in Ikea? Doreen has tried, but she can't seem to get the seasonings right.

Are you slowly stumbling from the darkness into the light? First the meatballs, then it will be a nice tomato based sauce, soon you will complete the trinity!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Fear the Swede

The Swedish are evil, because they eat raw/smoked fish just like the Orientals.

And fish soaked in lye.

But I see we're under another viking invasion, wake me up when it's over

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Fear the Swede

Well, as a practising atheist, I don't see it to be likely that I will start to pray to the Lord, I'm more interseted in your way of belives.

Oh. So we're just a bunch of monkeys in a zoo to you, is that it?

Now you have got me curious about your beliefs. How does one practice atheism? I have been told that atheism was simply a lack of belief in God, and that it is not a religion at all, but you seem to be admitting that atheism has actual practices and tenets and such. Tell me all about it, friend. Do you light votive candles with images of Charles Darwin and Voltaire?

And I do know how to make meatballs, but you do know that it is a traditional muslim dish, right?

Thought you did not like the muslims?

Not true at all. We love Muslims. Why do you think we send so many missionaries over there to teach them about Jesus so they can get saved instead of going to Hell?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[James Hutchins]

Re: Fear the Swede

The swedish are all racists too

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Fear the Swede

The Swedish are evil, because they eat raw/smoked fish just like the Orientals.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Fear the Swede

I acctualy mostly joined this forum to contest all of the so called "facts" in the God hates Sweden category...

So, no interest in discovering Jesus and saving your soul then. That is a bit sad.

Just here to spout your message of hate and tell other people that they are wrong and you are right...typical atheist. Tell us Mr. Communist, why have so many of your people forsaken the Lord and put their faith in a failing system of badly managed social welfare and horribly designed immigration schemes?

Actually forget that, we aren't interested in Swedish politics. We are here to praise God and take pleasure in His words.

[Sweden-tard]

Re: Fear the Swede

Well, as a practising atheist, I don't see it to be likely that I will start to pray to the Lord, I'm more interseted in your way of belives.

And I do know how to make meatballs, but you do know that it is a traditional muslim dish, right?

Thought you did not like the muslims?

I acctualy mostly joined this forum to contest all of the so called "facts" in the God hates Sweden category...

Like the Danish flag and so on....

[James Hutchins]

Re: Fear the Swede

Welcome friend! So happy to see you want to learn the truth about Jesus. Tell me, what verse in the KJV Bible moves you the most?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Fear the Swede

Hi!

I'm Swedish and proud of it. I'm an atheist, a communist and interested in your way of worshiping the Lord.

Well, Hallelujah! I am so glad that you are ready to give up your atheism and communism and learn how to worship the Lord! You have been led to the right place, friend.

First, you'll need a King James Bible. I doubt they sell those anywhere in Sweden, so you will have to order one online. In the meantime, you can read an online version of it here: http://www.biblegateway.com/versions...ion-KJV-Bible/

We also have a Bible in a Year forum here that many find to be a valuable resource.

Congratulations, friend. I'm looking forward to the day when you announce to us that you have been saved!

Hey, you're from Sweden. Do you know how to make those meatballs like they have at the cafe in Ikea? Doreen has tried, but she can't seem to get the seasonings right.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[godismighty]

Re: Fear the Swede

now see. In my youth I did things...wrong things...So yes I have readen the manifest.and other works by Marx...But Praise god that I understood what nonsense it all was.

But you didn't live in eastern Finland or even somewhere in Finland when the soviet union still existed. so you can't understand the bitter hate we finns have against them...