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  • #16
    Re: Fear the Swede

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    The Swedish are evil, because they eat raw/smoked fish just like the Orientals.
    And fish soaked in lye.

    But I see we're under another viking invasion, wake me up when it's over
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    • #17
      Re: Fear the Swede

      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
      Do you know how to make those meatballs like they have at the cafe in Ikea? Doreen has tried, but she can't seem to get the seasonings right.
      Are you slowly stumbling from the darkness into the light? First the meatballs, then it will be a nice tomato based sauce, soon you will complete the trinity!
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      • #18
        Re: Fear the Swede

        Originally posted by Sweden1 View Post
        Well, as a practising atheist, I don't see it to be likely that I will start to pray to the Lord, I'm more interseted in your way of belives.
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        • #19
          Re: Mock the Swede

          No, I don't light candles, I marsch on the streets singing communist songs...

          NOT racist??

          That is why you have those smiley's with muslims getting blown up??

          Missionaries? You mean the US-Army? Oh yeah, people are going to like you more if you blow them up...

          But you do know that Allah and God is the same person? We just have different profets.

          And by the way, Jesus was a JEW!!!!
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • #20
            Re: Mock the Swede

            please dont call our unperfected jewish friends jews. it sounds like you are saying eww... please call them joo(s)




            and now ...how could jesus be jewish? if he formed christianity?
            Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

            Romans 14:1
            As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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            • #21
              Re: Mock the Swede

              Originally posted by Sweden-tard View Post
              But you do know that Allah and God is the same person? We just have different profets.
              Sweden-tard, is this really the best you can do? If so, might I suggestion a new tactic: go away and hunt some meese and eat some herring. Go be productive at something rather than coming across as a moron.
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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              • #22
                Re: Mock the Swede

                Originally posted by Sweden-tard View Post
                No, I don't light candles, I marsch on the streets singing communist songs...

                NOT racist??

                That is why you have those smiley's with muslims getting blown up??
                We have lots of smilies. They all came in a huge icon pack that we bought and uploaded.

                Originally posted by Sweden-tard View Post
                Missionaries? You mean the US-Army? Oh yeah, people are going to like you more if you blow them up...
                No, I mean the Christian missionaries that churches send out, who bring Bibles and God's Word to starving children around the world.

                Originally posted by Sweden-tard View Post
                But you do know that Allah and God is the same person? We just have different profets.
                (emphasis mine)

                We? You said you were an atheist a little while ago. Are you a Muslim now?

                Originally posted by Sweden-tard View Post
                And by the way, Jesus was a JEW!!!!
                He was born into Judaism, but He renounced it in John 7.

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