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John the atheist
Hey everyone! I'm John the friendly atheist! 
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: What do you think about Atheists
How can you be friendly when you hate Jesus?Originally posted by John the Atheist View PostHey everyone! I'm John the friendly atheist!
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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This is called the INTRODUCTION forum for a reason. Tell us about yourself, the church you were raised in, and why you hate Jesus.Originally posted by John the Atheist View PostHey everyone! I'm John the friendly atheist!
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Re: What do you think about Atheists
Read my signature friend. Your future is bleak without Jesus Christ as your Savior.
Will you come to Him and let Him save your heathen soul before it's too late? We are here to help.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: John the atheist
Its not that I hate Jesus, its just that i think the bibles teachings are just a bunch of bullhonkey.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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Please do not use foul language here, friend. Read my sig line for God's Thoughts on the matter.Originally posted by John the Atheist View Post
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If I had you here in front of me and this was 12 years ago before I was a compassionate Christian of good standing I'd rip your bull right out through your honkey pal. show some respect or get lost.Originally posted by John the Atheist View Post
But times have change so I won't.
So just get lost.
McULamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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I'll say it again. Luke 16:13 "No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other."Originally posted by John the Atheist View Post
You're either on the team or off. If you are an atheist, you hate Jesus by definition. When you get to your judgement, your pathetic beebling and hair-splitting will not impress.Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
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Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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That poster seems to have gotten sidetracked into one of Satan's prolonged activities for the last 7 hours. But why would an atheist want to join a forum where nobody is going to agree with him?Originally Posted by landoverlover
Originally Posted by John the Atheist
Its not that I hate Jesus, its just that i think the Bibles teachings are just a bunch of bullhonkey.
I'll say it again. Luke 16:13 "No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other."
You're either on the team or off. If you are an atheist, you hate Jesus by definition. When you get to your judgement, your pathetic beebling and hair-splitting will not impress.
(except for heathens who are all going to Hell)
It must be a very disorienting experience, like rolling over and over down some grassy bank and then trying to walk.Comment
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