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  • #1

    GOD BLESS!!!!

    Hello everyone! I'm pretty new to this site, so I decided to post an introduction thread, as I saw some others doing!

    I would like to begin by posting my favourite bible verse, which is Isaiah 40:8. I'll let you guys look that up! Gives you a chance to really look through your bible, which I'm sure we would all enjoy. If you already know the verse, good for you!

    I look forward to hearing your replies on this thread.. and if you would like to know anything else about me/my views/my relationship with GOD, feel free to ask!!!
    The grass withers and the flowers fade but the word of our god stands forever.
    -Isaiah 40:8
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  • #2
    Re: GOD BLESS!!!!

    Do you have your husband or father's permission to post here?
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • #3
      Re: GOD BLESS!!!!

      Hello and welcome to God's favorite forum! Which church does your father/husband take you to?
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      2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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      • #4
        Re: GOD BLESS!!!!

        Another one post wonder. No doubt she had a date with the Devil.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: GOD BLESS!!!!

          What's your denomination?

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: GOD BLESS!!!!

            me/my views/my


            Me me me me me me me. Typical womanly prattling and preening. As long as you're on a female-type jag, may as well tell about your favorite pie.

            ps,

            Of COURSE all True Christians and our Godly Pastors know that verse, just as well as we know the rest of the Bible. We DO use the KJV 1611. Did you think we are your typical happy-clapper feel-good Brand X church simpletons?
            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



            King James Bible v1611

            Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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