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  • Hello Friends

    As the title already says. Hello Friends.

    I am new to your site and was kindly pointed out by a now new friend that I have to introduce myself first before I begin posting. I did not know before so I have made one post, for which I am sorry.

    So hello dear believers, I hope we become friends and will convince the world of what is the right thing to do, the right thing to believe, the right thing to feel.

    May you all be blessed.

  • #2
    Re: Hello Friends

    Amen brother and welcome to this wonderful site!

    so, are you a True Christian™?

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Friends

      A proper introduction is required.

      Name, age, gender, marital status, location, years accepting Christ as Savior, number of guns owned, favorite pie, favorite verse from the KJV.

      Do not displease me in this matter.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Friends

        Originally posted by HappyChristian92 View Post
        Amen brother and welcome to this wonderful site!

        so, are you a True Christian™?
        I sure hope so, but in the end we are not the ones to decide who is a True Christian™ and who isn't.

        Thanks for the warm welcome, friend.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Friends

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          A proper introduction is required.

          Name, age, gender, marital status, location, years accepting Christ as Savior, number of guns owned, favorite pie, favorite verse from the KJV.

          Do not displease me in this matter.
          And the warm welcome lasted for just a moment.

          Dear Sister Kitty, be displeased as you wish, for I am here not to please you. I am here to please God, aren't you? Do you find yourself equal to God?!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Friends

            Originally posted by Discipline and Faith View Post
            And the warm welcome lasted for just a moment.

            Dear Sister Kitty, be displeased as you wish, for I am here not to please you. I am here to please God, aren't you? Do you find yourself equal to God?!
            We are renowned on the internets for our friendliness. However, Sister Kitty is correct, decorum must be followed. Please provide a proper introduction so we can give you a proper welcome. We like to know who we're speaking with. Don't you?

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Friends

              Originally posted by Discipline and Faith View Post
              I sure hope so, but in the end we are not the ones to decide who is a True Christian™ and who isn't.
              We often have no choice but to do so:

              1 Cor. 5:9-13: I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators: Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world. But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat. For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Friends

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                We are renowned on the internets for our friendliness. However, Sister Kitty is correct, decorum must be followed. Please provide a proper introduction so we can give you a proper welcome. We like to know who we're speaking with. Don't you?

                Now this is what I am talking about, thankyou brother Enoch.

                Here is a little bit about me:

                My name is Dick (yes it is true, not a joke, why would I joke that my name is Dick, really, come on, I was named this way and so I will be called. My parents idea, not mine)

                I am eightteen years old and fully aware of my statements in this world. Do not mistake me a child.

                I am man, waiting for the right woman to join me on the journey called life.

                As cleared by above statement I am at this moment single.

                I live in the Netherlands, my nice flat grassy country of origin.

                I have no memory of not having accepted Jesus as my Saviour.

                I own no guns, just swords.

                I am not that fond of pie, but if I really had to choose... hmm... any kind of fruit would do

                I have not yet picked a really 'favourite' verse. Why does there have to be a 'best one' even in opnion.

                There be thy happy Sister Kitty?

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Friends

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  We often have no choice but to do so
                  I have read the verse, but please explain from your own words.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Friends

                    Thank you for your introduction. Sister Kitty is currently offline, I believe she is preparing supper for her husband and 12 children. Now, I understand you are new here and are not aware of protocol at this site, but you must remain respectful of all True Christians™ here at Landover Baptist Church. Sister Kitty may be abrupt (it is the Eskimo way), but she is never wrong, and she is one of us. Keep that in mind.

                    Having said that, welcome, young man!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Friends

                      Simplistically said: You are chosen.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Friends

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        Thank you for your introduction. Sister Kitty is currently offline, I believe she is preparing supper for her husband and 12 children. Now, I understand you are new here and are not aware of protocol at this site, but you must remain respectful of all True Christians™ here at Landover Baptist Church. Sister Kitty may be abrupt (it is the Eskimo way), but she is never wrong, and she is one of us. Keep that in mind.

                        Having said that, welcome, young man!
                        I apologise for my behaviour, though Sister Kitty's post seemed very disrespectful. And was not one of God's most known messages to behave as how you'd like to be behaved to.

                        Thankyou for the rewarmed welcome

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello Friends

                          Greetings Dick

                          Originally posted by Discipline and Faith View Post

                          Do not mistake me a child.

                          I am man


                          I own no guns

                          No guns Dick? And you are calling yourself a "man"?
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello Friends

                            Originally posted by Discipline and Faith View Post
                            I own no guns, just swords.
                            While you hide behind your firearms at long range, I dare to strike evil face to face.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello Friends

                              Originally posted by Discipline and Faith View Post

                              My name is Dick (yes it is true, not a joke, why would I joke that my name is Dick, really, come on, I was named this way and so I will be called. My parents idea, not mine)

                              Sister Kitty?
                              Don't worry. My name is Mari Juana (María Juana) and most my friends say me Mari Juana although I prefer Mari for shorts, so call me Mari cos the most people think Mari Juana sound like a joke even though is no a joke but it still sound like one so maybe you could short it so peoples won't make joke for your name maybe call youselve 'Ick' or something and I don't wanna see your swords, YIC, Mari.
                              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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