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  • simple question

    the title says it all. Ive come here today to ask but one question. Why? why do you feel the need to bash gays, Catholics, Muslims, etc, all in the name of your god. Before you stop here and post something about how i am going to hell, please. i employ you, read the entire of my post and give me an answer to my question.


    First off, i have read through a few pages of posts, and have seen more grammar mistakes and completely illogical/ obviously false posts here than ive seen on any forum ever. there was one post, of which i do not remember the author, but this is what it said. "This is God's Favorite Forum, so when we're here, we only speak God's Favorite Language (the one He wrote the Bible in): English."
    1: God did not write the bible. Jesus didn't write the bible. His deciles did not write the bible. it wasn't until decades after Christ's death that the first copies of the bible were made. which brings me to my next point below.
    2: in 90 AD, the Americas weren't even conceived of. nobody had any clue (except possibly the Phoenicians/ vikings) that there was this whole new world thousands of miles away, so there is no way that it was written in "American english". it wasnt even written in english. it was written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic. needless to say, none of the information in that quote above is in any way, shape, or form true.

    Next i would like to ask another question. I am a 16 year old boy who lives in michigan. every day, i go to school, follow the rules, and obey the law. ive never smoked, drank, or done anything substantially "unholy", but i also dont believe in god. (at this point, many of you may stop reading, but please, keep going. prove me wrong, in that i think you wont read the whole thing.) why, i ask, would god smite one of his own creations, if he has done nothing wrong? why send me to hell only because i don't believe in him? this may sound ludicrous to some of you, but think long and hard about this. any rational being (god, i think you would agree, must be rational) would look upon me as a simple ant walking around. not affecting anything, not harming others, just sitting there minding my own business. now, would god come up to me, see me carrying my little bit of food on my back, and step on me just because i don't believe he is real? is god really a mean kid with a magnifying glass burning harmless little ants? i dont go around spreading my ideas. (this post isn't intended to convert anybody, or to change anybody's beliefs in any way. i simply want to see other rational people's point of view on this.) i dont go around spreading satanic thinking, or worshiping of the devil, i am simply sitting on my computer hitting little keys, and sending little bits of information to your forum. why would god damn me to hell, if i am a good person who volunteers, helps people out, and has a job to help keep my family going? please, answer me this, without citing any bible versus. the bible was NOT written by God. it was NOT written by Jesus. it was NOT written by the disciples. the bible is, in fact, a compilation of ideas given to a large group of people by a massive number of people. hundreds came to the "authors" of the bible, and asked them to put their ideas into the bible. absolutely none of it came DIRECTLY from jesus. but, i digress. to prove that you have done what i asked of you, and read through the entire post, put the word "Watermelon" at the very end of your post.


    Thank you for your time.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    Re: simple question

    tl;dr

    This is the INTRODUCTION forum. Don't be rude.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: simple question

      i apologize for that. i wasn't sure where to put this :/ would you mind moving this to the correct section, please?
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #4
        Re: simple question

        Originally posted by Rationality View Post
        i apologize for that. i wasn't sure where to put this :/ would you mind moving this to the correct section, please?
        Yes, I would mind. This is not a debate forum. We're here to Praise Jesus and His temporary death on the Cross for our sins.

        Why are you here, boy? What Church does your daddy take you to? Tell us about yourself and your relationship with Christ!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: simple question

          if you would take the time to read my post, you would see all of those answers. reading doesnt take much, but tolerance does indeed.

          i, like many others, simply want to answer to a question.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #6
            Re: simple question

            Originally posted by Rationality View Post
            if you would take the time to read my post, you would see all of those answers. reading doesnt take much, but tolerance does indeed.

            i, like many others, simply want to answer to a question.
            The problem you are running into here my friend, is that you are asking them to THINK, that is something they try to avoid as much as possible.
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            • #7
              Re: simple question

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              The problem you are running into here my friend, is that you are asking them to THINK, that is something they try to avoid as much as possible.

              this, is something i have a problem with. that post right there. why go on this forum simply to torment these people? why go on this forum simply to mock their beliefs? i want an answer and some feedback on my question. i mean no harm.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • #8
                Re: simple question

                Originally posted by Rationality View Post
                if you would take the time to read my post, you would see all of those answers. reading doesnt take much, but tolerance does indeed.
                I'll tell you what; You go read the Holy Bible cover-to-cover, and I'll read your teenager essay. Then we'll talk.

                I'll give you a head start, because you've got a lot to read, boy!

                Originally posted by Rationality View Post
                i, like many others, simply want to answer to a question.
                You and "many others"? You and your zit-faced, godmocking fag buddies all want to see you go toe-to-toe with the famous Pastor Ezekiel of Landover Baptist Church?

                Well I'm busy!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: simple question

                  sir, asking me to read the bible would be like me asking you to read a book on Darwin's theory of evolution. you and I both know that isnt going to happen.

                  i am a rational human, just as you are, and i dont intend to offend you. i assure you, i am not trying to Debate with you. i accept you for who you are, and i accept that you believe something different than I. i am not like many of the imbeciles here who want to make fun of your religion, or make fun of your ideas. i simply want a question answered. nothing more.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #10
                    Re: simple question

                    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: simple question

                      i dont believe that going to another thread of this forum will answer my question. im almost positive that my post is unique, and i would appreciate it greatly if you were to take the 5 minutes out of your day to read it. hell, if you read my post, ill read 2 pages of the bible just for you. just mail me a copy, and tall me where to start
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • #12
                        Re: simple question

                        im not entirely sure how i came to get the label of pervert. im trying to be as respectful as possible, and you aren't letting me. please, help me out here. i think answering my question may be what i need to get me on the right track.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #13
                          Re: simple question

                          Originally posted by Godmocking Rationality View Post
                          i dont believe that going to another thread of this forum will answer my question. im almost positive that my post is unique, and i would appreciate it greatly if you were to take the 5 minutes out of your day to read it. hell, if you read my post, ill read 2 pages of the bible just for you. just mail me a copy, and tall me where to start
                          Congratulations! You've been here a mere half hour and you have sworn in front of a Righteous Pastor, accused us of poor grammar while you can't use grammar yourself, and earned yourself an infraction.

                          Perhaps you should pay more attention in your English class and read the Holy Bible King James Version before you start accusing people.

                          Yours in Christ

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                          • #14
                            Re: simple question

                            point out one grammar mistake in my posts. remember, grammar doesnt mean spelling. also, ive seen a few like "i simply want to answer to a question". there is no edit button, that i can see, on this forum so i cannot fix any errors without posting multiple times in a row which is ,frankly, annoying.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #15
                              Re: simple question

                              "Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be trodden under foot and destroyed, she and her wisdom ... Throw dung in her face to make her ugly. She is and she ought to be drowned in baptism... She would deserve, the wretch, to be banished to the filthiest place in the house, to the closets."
                              — Martin Luther, Erlangen Edition v. 16, pp. 142-148
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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