[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Maybe we should just close up shop now...save 'em the trouble, you know?



YiC,

Z. Smyth

Maybe you are right. Lets all pray to God to destroy the Earth. No, lets pray to Him to destroy everything. Tony the Tiger here is obviously superior to everyone, even people with IQs over 80! I am sure if I were wearing boots right now, I'd be quaking in them.
I guess I could get off my lounge chair from the poolside, go inside and change but it is too nice outside, watching Mandi and Sandi (my nieces) practice their diving. I think I'll have another Margarita instead of praying to end everything.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

They are having a little trouble with our JesOS operating system.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Maybe we should just close up shop now...save 'em the trouble, you know?



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

--- SNIP ---

Still waiting...

[RevDrJack]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Hahahahahahaha.

Armour of god?

We have alredy started hacking this shit, hang on and you'll get a screenshot of our progress.

Btw, i can explain to you how we are hacking.

First, we download a copy of this site, its called a drawcopy.

Then, we modify it to our liking.

Then, we hack your server, and replace your current webpage data with the one we recently made. Voilá!

Oh, and we will remove any backups so you wont be able to get it back up. Also we will protect the new site from edition with a password.

Then, maybe we will spread the news and the wold world will have a problem lesser.

If you want a collection of our other hacked sites, go to flashback.se/hack and look for the name, Unga Förbannade Hackare. Thats us. To date, we have hacked 7 other sites, and all of them where harder then this pathetic kind of a website.

As said, wait for the results of our hard work.

All right, I'll be waiting on the golf course. Don't get mad at us when your hard drives freeze up and start smoking before your unsaved eyes.

Have a blessed rest of the day all you True Christians.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

The world knows that you guys are wrong and wicked, thats why the troll you. And i would never believe in something thats only caused death and despair, and doesn't even exist. Im talking about you god.

99,99% of the world dont belive in any god the way you do. Ringing any bells that tells you that you might be wrong? A vast majority knows that Baptist churches are totally wrong, and we laugh at your religion. You are the one that threw your life away, we arent.

Me and my friends are alredy downloading gayporn pictures, whom whe are to replace to site with. Have a nice website. For real. Just wait for it. Unless someone did it before us.

Your religion is slowly dying. A hundred years from now, all humans will laugh at you. This is inevitable.

Sorry guys, god doesnt exist...

Welcome friend. No, we have little interest in seeing pictures of you with your you gay friends. That you will burn in hell for your atrocities is a fact. Your threats are being passed to the DoF. There will be a knock on your door when you least expect it. Have a Good Godly Day!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

You'd think, Nobar. Maybe their mamas called them to dinner. It is 5 pm in Sweden and I smell herring and cheap vodka. Maybe that's what they're doing.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

How did we manage to attract the stupidest troll on the internets? Isn't there a pokemon forum to hack?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of [a bunch of stupid Swedes], I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Psalm 23.

[Alphonse Alban]

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[Shela Tansper]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Dear ricekrispies...still waiting , the only hacking you will be doing is of the coughing type as you breath in the red hot fumes of

HELL

[khorneflakes]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Hahahahahahaha.

Armour of god?

We have alredy started hacking this shit, hang on and you'll get a screenshot of our progress.

Btw, i can explain to you how we are hacking.

First, we download a copy of this site, its called a drawcopy.

Then, we modify it to our liking.

Then, we hack your server, and replace your current webpage data with the one we recently made. Voilá!

Oh, and we will remove any backups so you wont be able to get it back up. Also we will protect the new site from edition with a password.

Then, maybe we will spread the news and the wold world will have a problem lesser.

If you want a collection of our other hacked sites, go to flashback.se/hack and look for the name, Unga Förbannade Hackare. Thats us. To date, we have hacked 7 other sites, and all of them where harder then this pathetic kind of a website.

As said, wait for the results of our hard work.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Dear Corndog,

Jesus is upset that you choose an unnatural lifestyle and have sex with men. God is not happy that you are denying Him. I think this is a clear case of demonic possession.

Dear God through Jesus, I pray that You will CAST OUT the demon of homosexuality and denial from this poor Swede, that he will see and know Your loving embrace and not the sick, perverted embrace of an fellow blond-haired youth. In Jesus' name, Amen.

Did that work? Are you on your knees repenting? You WILL burn, you know:
Revelation 14:10. The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

I am asking again: Do you understand that WE ( Some Swedish Dudes, SWD) are going to HACK - THIS - WEBAPGE. Yes, we will, i swear to whatever stupid god.

Yes we CAN, and yes we WILL. Say goodbye to this ugly piece of crap to a site.

Yours in poop, khorneflakes.
( BTW, google "khorne", if you please!)

God won't let you.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

I am asking again: Do you understand that WE ( Some Swedish Dudes, SWD) are going to HACK - THIS - WEBAPGE.

Why does it always have to be people from Swedetenland that have to talk like this? I'll never understand what is wrong with that country (besides the huge immigration and tax issues....plus the extremely high number of atheists.) It gets so tiring reading their terrible "engelska" and being patient as they try to make some sort of point.