[New Creation]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Oh hey, the forum is still up. Surprise! NOT!

Still waiting...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

I am asking again: Do you understand that WE ( Some Swedish Dudes, SWD) are going to HACK - THIS - WEBAPGE. Yes, we will, i swear to whatever stupid god.

Yes we CAN, and yes we WILL. Say goodbye to this ugly piece of crap to a site.

Yours in poop, khorneflakes.
( BTW, google "khorne", if you please!)

Don't you Swedes have some Semi to beat up or something?

Anyway, he said it was supposed to be done in 10 seconds and it's a day latter. Weak,

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

It turns out that the CIA was hacked, but the morons were thwarted by Jesus' very own internet shield. Ha!

[RevDrJack]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

The Lord has intervened here, Rev. Dr. Jack, it is further proof that the Bible is true. Glory!

Amen, Alex. I love a good intervention by the Lord.

GLORY TO THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, AND HIS SON JESUS!

Rev 7:12 Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

Yours in Christ

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

The Lord has intervened here, Rev. Dr. Jack, it is further proof that the Bible is true. Glory!

[RevDrJack]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

He is probably playing with his uncircumcised penis. The gay pornography he was going to put on this site has obviously led him into more unGodliness and sodomy. God's favourite Forum is unhackable. JesOS comes preloaded with ArmourOfGod v1.0

Why are the atheists so hateful towards Jesus? They really should read some of the threads before they attempt their unsuccessful and wicked hacks/rants. If they would do a little reading they just might drop their unsaved angry attitudes and ask Jesus to forgive them.

Then again, maybe he can't type a reply because the Lord hath broken his wicked arm.


Psa_10:15 Break thou the arm of the wicked and the evil man: seek out his wickedness till thou find none.


Psa_37:17 For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the LORD upholdeth the righteous.


Psa_9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

Psa_10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Psa_17:13 Arise, O LORD, disappoint him, cast him down: deliver my soul from the wicked, which is thy sword

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

I think it was nappy time at preschool.
That or his little bus arrived.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

I thought we were being shut down hours ago. Apparently Khornehole couldn't put his hacking where his mouth is.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Mummy put me to bed for playing on the big machine but wait till i'm all growd up and them i will get you.

[New Creation]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Have i got time to get the washing in as i would hate to miss anything

There's always time to get the washing in!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Have i got time to get the washing in as i would hate to miss anything

Wash, dry, wear, go to dinner, come back in a week. Not a problem.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

It's the big button on the left.

Ah, I see the DoF got a shot via GCCTV (Gods Closed Circuit T V). Nice!

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Have i got time to get the washing in as i would hate to miss anything

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

Hahahahahahaha.

Armour of god?

We have alredy started hacking this shit, hang on and you'll get a screenshot of our progress.

Btw, i can explain to you how we are hacking.

First, we download a copy of this site, its called a drawcopy.

Then, we modify it to our liking.

Then, we hack your server, and replace your current webpage data with the one we recently made. Voilá!

Oh, and we will remove any backups so you wont be able to get it back up. Also we will protect the new site from edition with a password.

Then, maybe we will spread the news and the wold world will have a problem lesser.

If you want a collection of our other hacked sites, go to flashback.se/hack and look for the name, Unga Förbannade Hackare. Thats us. To date, we have hacked 7 other sites, and all of them where harder then this pathetic kind of a website.

As said, wait for the results of our hard work.

It's the big button on the left.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

I thought we were going to get screenshots of the progress? I was hoping for some webcam images of the "den" filled with empty cans of Redbull, some Pringles canisters, maybe some half-eaten meatballs and fish in the background. Near the screen would be some Astrid Lindgren paperbacks (well read) and maybe some comic books. On the wall would hang some boy band posters (maybe even Roxette), class photos from elementary school and a couple of swimming certificates...

Oh, well.