Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

atheist: hello guys...

It's quite evident that you're upset at God for something. Will you let us help you stop hating God and be saved from the eternal torture that you most certainly deserve?

"For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." - Romans 6:23

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

HOLY LORD! ATHEIST! BURN IN HELL ALL YOU STUPID GOD-MONGERING FAGS!


(Is that right?)

[khorneflakes]

atheist: hello guys,i 've come here to discuss something. Yes, i am an atheist, but still, let me tell you somethi...

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True Christian Dickbag 1: HOLY LORD! ATHEIST! BURN IN HELL ALL YOU STUPID GOD-MONGERING FAGS!

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atheist: Whoa, chill man. what i tried to say whas that God...

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True Christian Dickbag 2: Good point True Christian Dickbag 2. This atheist clearly is beyond all saving. God is almight, as proved by this:

Old dude 2.64: God is almighty.

Yours in Christ, True Christian Dickbag 2.

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atheist: Ok. Maybe i can tell you something. God doesnt exist. Hows that, huh?

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True Christian Douchebag: Oh my God, i cant believe these atheists. Burn in hell you shall.
Here's a stupid Quote from a really old book that defies my whole life:

Old man nr2 8436.54265: God exists.

Here is another one:

Stupid greek guy, 5.6221: Hell exists.

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atheist: Ok, fine, im off this forum. You have really accomplished something, brainwashed fanatical scum. There is no hell, no heaven and no god!

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Douchebag moderator:

*Ban*

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True Christian Dickbag 2: Another victory for the perfect religion! Praise God! Stupid Fags! All hail Jesus! The lord Almighty! Burn in Hell, atheist. God is everithing.

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Douchebag moderator: Here is another useless Qoute from a fairytalebook i read yesterday:

Old man 3, 76.236235634753: God is God, Hell is Hell, And the right will walk in heaven.