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  • #31
    Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

    Maybe we should just close up shop now...save 'em the trouble, you know?



    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #32
      Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

      They are having a little trouble with our JesOS operating system.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • #33
        Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Maybe we should just close up shop now...save 'em the trouble, you know?



        YiC,

        Z. Smyth
        Maybe you are right. Lets all pray to God to destroy the Earth. No, lets pray to Him to destroy everything. Tony the Tiger here is obviously superior to everyone, even people with IQs over 80! I am sure if I were wearing boots right now, I'd be quaking in them.
        I guess I could get off my lounge chair from the poolside, go inside and change but it is too nice outside, watching Mandi and Sandi (my nieces) practice their diving. I think I'll have another Margarita instead of praying to end everything.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #34
          Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

          I thought we were going to get screenshots of the progress? I was hoping for some webcam images of the "den" filled with empty cans of Redbull, some Pringles canisters, maybe some half-eaten meatballs and fish in the background. Near the screen would be some Astrid Lindgren paperbacks (well read) and maybe some comic books. On the wall would hang some boy band posters (maybe even Roxette), class photos from elementary school and a couple of swimming certificates...

          Oh, well.
          Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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          • #35
            Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

            Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post
            Hahahahahahaha.

            Armour of god?

            We have alredy started hacking this shit, hang on and you'll get a screenshot of our progress.

            Btw, i can explain to you how we are hacking.

            First, we download a copy of this site, its called a drawcopy.

            Then, we modify it to our liking.

            Then, we hack your server, and replace your current webpage data with the one we recently made. Voilá!

            Oh, and we will remove any backups so you wont be able to get it back up. Also we will protect the new site from edition with a password.

            Then, maybe we will spread the news and the wold world will have a problem lesser.

            If you want a collection of our other hacked sites, go to flashback.se/hack and look for the name, Unga Förbannade Hackare. Thats us. To date, we have hacked 7 other sites, and all of them where harder then this pathetic kind of a website.

            As said, wait for the results of our hard work.
            It's the big button on the left.
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            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • #36
              Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

              Have i got time to get the washing in as i would hate to miss anything
              The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

              King James Bible v1611
              A passage a day keeps satan away

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              • #37
                Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                It's the big button on the left.
                Ah, I see the DoF got a shot via GCCTV (Gods Closed Circuit T V). Nice!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #38
                  Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                  Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                  Have i got time to get the washing in as i would hate to miss anything
                  Wash, dry, wear, go to dinner, come back in a week. Not a problem.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                    Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                    Have i got time to get the washing in as i would hate to miss anything
                    There's always time to get the washing in!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                      Mummy put me to bed for playing on the big machine but wait till i'm all growd up and them i will get you.
                      Attached Files
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                        I thought we were being shut down hours ago. Apparently Khornehole couldn't put his hacking where his mouth is.
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • #42
                          Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                          I think it was nappy time at preschool.
                          That or his little bus arrived.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                            He is probably playing with his uncircumcised penis. The gay pornography he was going to put on this site has obviously led him into more unGodliness and sodomy. God's favourite Forum is unhackable. JesOS comes preloaded with ArmourOfGod v1.0

                            Why are the atheists so hateful towards Jesus? They really should read some of the threads before they attempt their unsuccessful and wicked hacks/rants. If they would do a little reading they just might drop their unsaved angry attitudes and ask Jesus to forgive them.

                            Then again, maybe he can't type a reply because the Lord hath broken his wicked arm.


                            Psa_10:15 Break thou the arm of the wicked and the evil man: seek out his wickedness till thou find none.
                            Psa_37:17                             For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the LORD upholdeth the righteous.


                            Psa_9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

                            Psa_10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

                            Psa_17:13 Arise, O LORD, disappoint him, cast him down: deliver my soul from the wicked, which is thy sword
                            YIC

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                            • #44
                              Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                              The Lord has intervened here, Rev. Dr. Jack, it is further proof that the Bible is true. Glory!
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                              • #45
                                Re: Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

                                Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                                The Lord has intervened here, Rev. Dr. Jack, it is further proof that the Bible is true. Glory!
                                Amen, Alex. I love a good intervention by the Lord.

                                GLORY TO THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, AND HIS SON JESUS!

                                Rev 7:12 Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

                                Yours in Christ

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