Landover Baptist Church Forum - Simulation!

**Two-Dollar Bill** · 06-15-2011, 01:54 PM

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HOLY LORD! ATHEIST! BURN IN HELL ALL YOU STUPID GOD-MONGERING FAGS!

(Is that right?)

***New Creation (Recalcitrant)*** · 06-15-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

atheist: hello guys...

It's quite evident that you're upset at God for something. Will you let us help you stop hating God and be saved from the eternal torture that you most certainly deserve?

"For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." - Romans 6:23

**~~khorneflakes~~** · 06-15-2011, 01:57 PM

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This is all true. Btw, this forum and you webpage sucks. I mean, technically. A kid could hack this in 10 seconds. Maybe i will.

**Two-Dollar Bill** · 06-15-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

This is all true. Btw, this forum and you webpage sucks. I mean, technically. A kid could hack this in 10 seconds. Maybe i will.

What on earth has driven you to be such a cold and heartless individual. That you need to come here and spit on us and Jesus just so that you can feel special. We don't come to your atheist cesspools and tell you how retarded and wrong you all are.

**Zechariah Smyth** · 06-15-2011, 02:03 PM

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You know what? I will give you "props" for actually typing something out that has a trace of originality, something that is a rare commodity in the godless heathen market.

If you were to channel that into something worthwhile like, oh, I don't know, praising Jesus, you could actually make something of yourself, and have a positive and lasting impact on the world.

So what is it going to be? Are you going to remain a mildly entertaining sarcastic internet troll, or are you going to go to Heaven?

Tick tock! Tick tock!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

**Frederick Bloomers** · 06-15-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

True Christian Dickbag 1: HOLY LORD!

Your simulator seems to be broken. A True Christian would never use the Lord's name in vain. That shows what science is good for.

**Alphonse Alban** · 06-15-2011, 02:07 PM

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I truly wish that in some sort of fantasy world such well behaving monkey-worshipers could exist. Sadly this is not the case in reality.

It's usually about 3 posts before atheists starts to "F this and F that" and next thing you know they are spamming gay porn.

**~~khorneflakes~~** · 06-15-2011, 02:10 PM

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The world knows that you guys are wrong and wicked, thats why the troll you. And i would never believe in something thats only caused death and despair, and doesn't even exist. Im talking about you god.

99,99% of the world dont belive in any god the way you do. Ringing any bells that tells you that you might be wrong? A vast majority knows that Baptist churches are totally wrong, and we laugh at your religion. You are the one that threw your life away, we arent.

Me and my friends are alredy downloading gayporn pictures, whom whe are to replace to site with. Have a nice website. For real. Just wait for it. Unless someone did it before us.

Your religion is slowly dying. A hundred years from now, all humans will laugh at you. This is inevitable.

Sorry guys, god doesnt exist...

**Zechariah Smyth** · 06-15-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post

I truly wish that in some sort of fantasy world such well behaving monkey-worshipers could exist. Sadly this is not the case in reality.

It's usually about 3 posts before atheists starts to "F this and F that" and next thing you know they are spamming gay porn.

No way, Brother Alphonse. I truly feel, in the bottom of my heart, that THIS one is different. I can FEEL it!

Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

The world knows that you guys are wrong and wicked, thats why the troll you. And i would never believe in something thats only caused death and despair, and doesn't even exist. Im talking about you god.

99,99% of the world dont belive in any god the way you do. Ringing any bells that tells you that you might be wrong? A vast majority knows that Baptist churches are totally wrong, and we laugh at your religion. You are the one that threw your life away, we arent.

Me and my friends are alredy downloading gayporn pictures, whom whe are to replace to site with. Have a nice website. For real. Just wait for it. Unless someone did it before us.

Your religion is slowly dying. A hundred years from now, all humans will laugh at you. This is inevitable.

Sorry guys, god doesnt exist...

Brother Alphonse, I will never question you again.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

**Alphonse Alban** · 06-15-2011, 02:16 PM

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See, you are already following the pattern of atheist.

Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

This is all true. Btw, this forum and you webpage sucks. I mean, technically. A kid could hack this in 10 seconds. Maybe i will.

Starting to get annoyed at second post. "Get of my lawn, you webpage!"

Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

The world knows that you guys are wrong and wicked, thats why the troll you. And i would never believe in something thats only caused death and despair, and doesn't even exist. Im talking about you god.

99,99% of the world dont belive in any god the way you do. Ringing any bells that tells you that you might be wrong? A vast majority knows that Baptist churches are totally wrong, and we laugh at your religion. You are the one that threw your life away, we arent.

Me and my friends are alredy downloading gayporn pictures, whom whe are to replace to site with. Have a nice website. For real. Just wait for it. Unless someone did it before us.

Your religion is slowly dying. A hundred years from now, all humans will laugh at you. This is inevitable.

Third post you started with your gayporn and persecution.

You atheists are all the same. Mass of monkeys without individuals.

***New Creation (Recalcitrant)*** · 06-15-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

The world knows that you guys are wrong and wicked, thats why the troll you. And i would never believe in something thats only caused death and despair, and doesn't even exist. Im talking about you god.

Son, the Bible (which is completely infallable) says that you're wrong. The question now is, will you admit it?

99,99% of the world dont belive in any god the way you do. Ringing any bells that tells you that you might be wrong? A vast majority knows that Baptist churches are totally wrong, and we laugh at your religion. You are the one that threw your life away, we arent.

A majority can be insane you know. And the Bible foretells of your persecution- so if anything you're fulfilling prophecy, thereby proving yourself wrong. CHECKMATE ATHEIST!

Your religion is slowly dying. A hundred years from now, all humans will laugh at you. This is inevitable.

Do you have scripture to back this up? On the contrary, it's more likely that in 100 years, we will be sipping beer with Jesus, looking down into HELL at your eternal agony, glad that we made the right choice.

Sorry guys, god doesnt exist...

You don't have a single shred of proof to back yourself up. You're a fool.

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." - Psalm 14:1

**~~khorneflakes~~** · 06-15-2011, 02:20 PM

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You dont seem to understand. We are going to bring down this shitload if a site. Then we will replace it with, well, maybe this, or this.
HAHA! SUCK IT UP BITCHES.
And yes, i am serious.

And sorry for writing gay in a forum post, i shall immediatly find the nearest tree and hang myself.

**Alphonse Alban** · 06-15-2011, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

And sorry for writing gay in a forum post, i shall immediatly find the nearest tree and hang myself.

No need to apologise for behaving like an atheist. You did exactly as I said you would do.

**~~RevDrJack~~** · 06-15-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by khorneflakes View Post

You dont seem to understand. We are going to bring down this shitload if a site. Then we will replace it with, well, maybe this, or this.
HAHA! SUCK IT UP BITCHES.
And yes, i am serious.

And sorry for writing gay in a forum post, i shall immediatly find the nearest tree and hang myself.

Why do you hate Jesus so much? You must have been a catholic. Did your priest rape you anally and orally when you were a boy? I can only conclude from all your hateful comments that you are an atheist.

It is not too late to repent. You can keep yourself out of eternal damnation of hell. Get on your knees and ask Jesus to forgive you for your mindless hateful lifestyle, which is leading you into sodomy.

YIC

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