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  • Christ is in me
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    • Jun 2011
    • 9

    #16
    Re: Hey, im new in Town

    @Zechariah Smyth

    You seem to know alot of computer techniques to be all christian, frankly, Isnt christian's, espesially this one, from reading what " Cranky Old Man " has said and " rewied " all of these games and such, forbid the use of computers.

    Cranky Old Man do mention that all games are evil, so are consoles, and a console is a computer.

    Im not to be rude or anything, and all forms of peoples can be whoever they want to be, but as ive seen on this forum, computers are evil and satanic.

    ok, i went a bit off topic here, and i apologize.

    Now, relating to what you said about the bible reading, i have not so long ago converted to christianity, due to my depressions about my lovely wife.

    And why are you people so harsh to newcomers? Ive read trough some posts here, and if a newcomer say something bad, or introduse him\her self on a wrong way, its like you punish them for not acting correctly.

    This conserns me, on a level that this seems to me to be more of a cult, a christian community, having your own belifs of what the bible translates to.

    I apologize if i am to offend someone, but i, as many others, are allowed to have own opinions.

    - Robert

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
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      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #17
      Re: Hey, im new in Town

      Originally posted by Christ is in me View Post
      And why are you people so harsh to newcomers? Ive read trough some posts here, and if a newcomer say something bad, or introduse him\her self on a wrong way, its like you punish them for not acting correctly.

      This conserns me, on a level that this seems to me to be more of a cult, a christian community, having your own belifs of what the bible translates to.
      Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, friend. I'd like to ask you to try and look at it through our eyes. Day in and day out, we are inundated by trolls, haters, atheists, smug false "Christians", and various troublemakers. This forum is meant for Christians on the internet to come together and share peaceful fellowship, but sadly, it does not work out that way.

      Thus, when you come here spouting off hippie PETA notions like not killing animals are saying that your wife was innocent (yet God has a long track record in the Bible for smiting those who offend them), how could you blame us for being a little suspicious and cold to you?

      I pray you see through your sins and learn to become humble. We all await your heartfelt apology for your actions.

      This conserns me, on a level that this seems to me to be more of a cult, a christian community, having your own belifs of what the bible translates to.
      No, these aren't our "own beliefs". These are God's beliefs. We DO NOT interpret the Bible. We do not twist words, add words, or ignore words. We don't follow one passage but turn a blind eye to the next. We don't say X means Y, we say X means X.

      If you can show us where we deviate from the KJV Bible, please do so.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Roxie the White Wolf
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2011
        • 2

        #18
        Re: Hey, im new in Town

        Welocome =)
        I'm sorry to hear that about your wife such a sad event.
        Deepest consolations, Roxie

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        • Christ is in me
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          • Jun 2011
          • 9

          #19
          Re: Hey, im new in Town

          @Rev. Jim Osborne

          Yes, ok, you do not change any words or call an x for a y. BUT as i understand it, every christian, either theyre catholic, babtist and so on, have their own translation of the bible, thats why there is so many different christians out there.

          And you are babtists, and so you have your own translation of the bible, without changing the word. Its like saying " i shall walk valley of death " , it might mean this thing for one christianity, and something different for, lets say catholics.

          Now, you cant say that you dont have an own translation of the bible.

          - Robert

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #20
            Re: Hey, im new in Town

            That's a very valid point actually, Robert. Most Bibles out there are corrupted and destroy God's word out of political agenda. Like how the NIV denies Jesus' divinity in trashing the translation of 1 Tim. 3:16. That is why the only true Bible is the AV1611 King James Version. The uncorrupted Word of God.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Hey, im new in Town

              Originally posted by Christ is in me View Post
              @Rev. Jim Osborne

              Yes, ok, you do not change any words or call an x for a y. BUT as i understand it, every christian, either theyre catholic, babtist and so on, have their own translation of the bible, thats why there is so many different christians out there.

              And you are babtists, and so you have your own translation of the bible, without changing the word. Its like saying " i shall walk valley of death " , it might mean this thing for one christianity, and something different for, lets say catholics.

              Now, you cant say that you dont have an own translation of the bible.

              - Robert
              There are seven specific ways we can tell which bible version is the one TRUE Word of God. Stop trying to start a debate and read my sermon on the subject HERE.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Christ is in me
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                • Jun 2011
                • 9

                #22
                Re: Hey, im new in Town

                @Pastor Ezekiel, im not trying to make a debate, im just making my statement and point.

                All im saying is that there is alot of bibels with different versions .

                - Robert

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                • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                  Pastor of Praise and Worship
                  A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 3890

                  #23
                  Re: Hey, im new in Town

                  Originally posted by Christ is in me View Post
                  @Pastor Ezekiel, im not trying to make a debate, im just making my statement and point.

                  All im saying is that there is alot of bibels with different versions .

                  - Robert
                  And what does that tell you? Answer carefully or else.
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                  • Christ is in me
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                    • Jun 2011
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                    #24
                    Re: Hey, im new in Town

                    @Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson

                    This tells me that we are not alone

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                    • landoverlover
                      Also loves Jesus and America
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                      • Jul 2010
                      • 828

                      #25
                      Re: Hey, im new in Town

                      Originally posted by Christ is in me View Post
                      Well, where do i start. My name is Robert Mclarren, and im from New York. I found jesus when he lead me out of World Trade Center 9\11, Tragic, tragic. And no, hehe, i can assure you that i dont hunt with a bow

                      I dont like killing animals.

                      And i dont either practise hitting women. i belive total salvation is to do only good, and do nothing bad, as the Lord said

                      - Robert
                      Do you think sticking a cattle prod up a screaming trussed animal's rectum is more merciful than a clean head shot with a 30.06? Had you lived in Biblical times you'd be eating nothing but roots and berries.

                      I congratulate you for not practicing hitting women. If you have any upper body strength it shouldn't take much practice to get the job done.
                      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                      King James Bible v1611

                      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                      • Manuel
                        Unsaved trash, Greasy wetback
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 22

                        #26
                        Re: Hey, im new in Town

                        Welcome to the Forums friend.
                        Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #27
                          Re: Hey, im new in Town

                          Originally posted by Christ is in me View Post
                          And why are you people so harsh to newcomers? Ive read trough some posts here, and if a newcomer say something bad, or introduse him\her self on a wrong way, its like you punish them for not acting correctly.
                          We try to be forthcoming with the truth, even and especially when we are dealing with sinners who are on the road to Hell.

                          When it comes to the issue of your sinful wife, it is your fault that God has punished her with death and eternal damnation, because you were supposed to treat her as your inferior and force her to embrace the Lord. Instead you groveled at her feet and performed sodomistic favors on her. This is disgusting and unChristian.

                          Here is a Bible passage that explains the proper way for a man to relate to his wife. She should be forced to submit unto him even as she should submit unto God Himself. The husband is as far above the wife as God is above a mere man. Here is the passage which explains this fact and lays it quite plain.

                          Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
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