[Jason]

Re: Howdy

I am here to change. Yes I did say one thing and do another and that's why I come to you to let the light of God in to make me a better person on my knees before him
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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Howdy

I'd like to believe you, but you've established a pattern of good post/bad post. What will the next one bring?

Will you call Americans ass-***** again?

Will you try to use the f-word?

Make some smarmy comment?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jason]

Re: Howdy

I will change my habits immediately if I can save my soul from eternal damnation.
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Howdy

I will change my habits immediately if I can save my soul from eternal damnation.
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Son, Christianity is not "Let's Make a Deal".

You repent
You live your life EXACTLY in accordance with the KJV. Zero deviation.
Pray that God believes in your devotion.
Give very generously to the LBC.
Have many, many sons.
Then we can talk about your soul being Saved(c).

[Jason]

Re: Howdy

How do I go about acquiring a KJV? I live in solitude and haven't really gone about buying a bible before, save for the one that was given to me as a youth.
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Howdy

I am sure if you check with people at Research In Motion, they can help you. Or you can order onlne if you have a computer wiith an internet connection. Vancover is a city, I am sure there is a bookstore there.

[Bob4God]

Re: Howdy

Vancover is a city, I am sure there is a bookstore there.

There was a book store there, at least before rabid Canadian hockey vikings ravaged the city.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Howdy

There was a book store there, at least before rabid Canadian hockey vikings ravaged the city.

Allowing masturbation in the classroom has prevented most Canadians from learning how to read anyway.

[Jason]

Re: Howdy

I found RIM to be useless in many aspects so I doubt they can help me find a book. I'll have you know I've been reading since I was four, we're not all illiterate savages.
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Howdy

@Jason

Church goer all my life but catholic

I never swallowed the Catholic [profanity deleted] as a kid or young adult because I didn't agree with it

I am here to learn and better myself, not mock and make a fool of myself.

Never been to the United States because of the amount of [profanity deleted] I've met from there. Is there anyone on this forum that actually [profanity deleted] thinks that I live in an igloo and ride a polar bear to work?

I am unable to believe anything you say.

[Jason]

Re: Howdy

I want to be made a better person with your church's help.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Howdy

I want to be made a better person with your church's help.

Have you read the King James Bible yet?

[Jason]

Re: Howdy

I AM reading it, I'm not done yet. That's going to take me some time.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Howdy

I AM reading it, I'm not done yet. That's going to take me some time.

You'd better hurry before God kills you!

[Jason]

Re: Howdy

I am reading it and I'm enjoying it. Thank you for showing me the true Word