[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll have you know I've been reading since I was four, we're not all illiterate savages.
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I've been reading from an early age too. Take a look at my church bio HERE.

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

[Jason]

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Thank you Pastor

YIC
Jason

[Jason]

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So I have read through the KJV and enjoyed it, what next steps do I take to redeem myself in the Lord's eyes?
YIC

[Didymus Much]

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So I have read through the KJV and enjoyed it, what next steps do I take to redeem myself in the Lord's eyes?
YIC

So which one of Jealous' awesome, if arbitrary, smitings was your favourite?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So I have read through the KJV and enjoyed it, what next steps do I take to redeem myself in the Lord's eyes?
YIC

"Read through" won't do it, pal. The KJV1611 Bible isn't some magazine in your dentist's office that you casually flip through. It's the Holy Word of God! The LITERAL, UNERRING, and PERFECT word of the Lord Almighty!

If I were you I'd put down the fire water and stop participating in those blubber orgies, and Pray that Jesus Blesses you with honorary White status.

Also you'll need to get a decent job so you can start Tithing.

[landoverlover]

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So I have read through the KJV and enjoyed it, what next steps do I take to redeem myself in the Lord's eyes?
YIC

You read the entire KJV 1611 in four days? Impressive. What did you think of the way the Almighty revealed Himself to Elijah? Were you at all disturbed at God's method of removing unsaved trash from the Promised Land? What lessons from that can be applied to the Bosnian conflict and modern Israel? Discuss.

[Jason]

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As for revealing himself to Elijah, at the beginning, being a skeptic by nature i found it fascinating that Elijah was to go a 40 day journey on the strength of one night of eating, but that's only because I've suffered through a wilderness survival course. The faith that is shown there is absolutely remarkable.

If my Lord revealed himself to me in such a manner as He did to Elijah, there would be no room left for doubting after such an awe-inspiring display.

"And, behold, the Lord passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the LORD; but the LORD was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the LORD was not in the earthquake:

12And after the earthquake a fire; but the LORD was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice." 1 Kings 19

No, I was not disturbed in the slightest by the way God removed the "unsaved trash" from the Promised Land as He was the one who created all of us and He alone has the right to remove those who disappoint him by whatever method He sees fit. The land was given to those who he guided, the Israelites and if he deemed fit to slay men and women of all ages save for Rahab and her family then that is God's decision and He knows what is right.

As for the Bosnian conflict, I fail to see the connection between any of this and them. I don't see the point in sending a "peacekeeping" operation in. If they have a firearm and are in the course of any form of ethnic cleansing operation, kill them and be done with it instead of waving the cute little UN flag and watching thousands of people die.

Modern Israel with the Palestinians, the Israelis seem to have a persecution complex. "Everyones against us, even if you're helping us." The United States have assisted Israel with everything from humanitarian aid to firepower yet the Mossad have continued spying on the US. However, Israel was created for the Jews to have their own nation but Palestine continues to decry that it's their land and its the Israeli terrorists that are continuing to kill innocent Palestinians. Again, stop the mediation, HAMAS is not an innocent organization and should be killed but Israel has provoked the Israelis. I would say let God purge the promised land although I will admit to not knowing enough about the current situation to give a definative answer.

Furthermore, how do I go about tithing and if I did begin tithing, would I still have my "retard posting" medal?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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let God purge the promised land

Hmm... I like it.

[Jason]

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Thank you

YIC
Jason

[landoverlover]

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Hmm... I like it.

Indeed, not bad....

[Jason]

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Thank you. Is there anything else I may answer?

YIC

[Brother Enoch]

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So I'm Jason, just another guy from "America's frozen attic." Good ol' Canuckistan. Church goer all my life but catholic :O So when do I get to talk to snakes and burning bushes??

Clearly you've been at this site before. I am the one who originated the term 'America's frozen attic' as a description of Godless Canuckistan. Your use of it in your very first post strongly points to you having been here previously in another incarnation. Fess up boy.

[Jason]

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Not another incarnation, I simply saw your profile in another thread.
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[Bob4God]

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Now that you have supposedly read the whole Bible, do you have any words of apology to your innocent neighbors to the south who have to deal with the collateral damage of gay marriage being legalized across the entire country of Canada?

[Jason]

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I apologize for my nations thoughtless actions, gay marriage goes against everything natural and against God's plan. Marriage was a sacrament between a man and woman, a sacred thing and now with divorce rates up and gay marriage, what does this show to our children?
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