Greeting Iowa, From Washington.

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

Greetings gentlemen,

Edward Geinsworth, born in the liberal cesspool known to most as California. Home to great liberal achievements such as the famous gang violence of South Central Los Angeles; and the hippy and queer breeding/recruiting grounds of San Francisco.

I escaped and currently live in Seattle (not as rainy as they say it is; in fact it rains more on those pineapple eating indians in Hawaii on an annual basis). I'm unfortunately "churchless" as our congregation was forced to disband after some diputes arising from the more liberal side of our following. Same everywhere is seems... Everyone of these queer loving "Religions" on the west coast wants to let anyone marry anything. Except the Mormons, but they're Mormons, and that's not a real religion.

I derive much in recent days from 1Samuel 17:17-20. As I do my best to support the war effort. We need only to obey orders and do that which is asked of us, especially in the face or terrorism, God will take care of us. And in some cases pass us on to greater glory if we are unwavering in our faith.

I have read quite a few threads, and I feel I need to add to the fine insights of Brother Cranky:

In his post Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36) You state that it's ok to have sex with your own daughter. And while this is technically correct, it's not so by simple virtue. It is ONLY ok because men are not accountable for their actions if they are too drunk to know what's going on, as stated in the passages several times:

"And they made their father drink wine that night: [and the daughter] lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose."

This passage of the bible is simply stating, it is rude to turn down a drink offered, and if you are offered too much to drink, you are not responsible for the actions that occur as a result. This can include, but is not limited to, premarital sex, as well as any act of violence.

Pleased to meet you like minded folks.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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Oh, how incredibly exciting! Another fundamentalist come to suckle at the teat of hatred. Do tell your story, dear boy. Were you dropped on your head often as a child or is your rejection of The Love a product of your upbringing?
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[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

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Teat of hatred? God has no hatred for true believers. Of which I see many here.

You seem eager to goad a stranger (me) into a "War of Wits", and I would be happy to oblige, but your opening 'strike' seems to leave me with the sense I am dealing with an unarmed opponent.

And that's just unfair for you.

Good day sir.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Teat of hatred? God has no hatred for true believers. Of which I see many here.

You seem eager to goad a stranger (me) into a "War of Wits", and I would be happy to oblige, but your opening 'strike' seems to leave me with the sense I am dealing with an unarmed opponent.

And that's just unfair for you.

Good day sir.

Never mind Samuel Coleridge. He is well on his way to the fiery gates of Hell. Oh how we all await his damnation with baited breath.

Welcome to our humble community, Reverend. It is such a blessing to speak to someone who has rejected the sodomistic ways of California and its degenerate denizens. Tell me, how many sons has the Lord blessed you with?

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

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My wife bore me no sons, and shall bare none either. We're on what I would call a "longest distance relationship", she's in heaven, and I am here.

All I have left is her memory, and her two cats.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. We always welcome seasoned, rough men such as yourself who know who they are and aren't afraid of showing it.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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My ex-wife was stoned to death by vigilantes. The police have never been able to figure out just who did it, but whoever it was, they were doing the Lord's Work indeed. Ethel was an insufferable lazybones, and a chronic lesbian. Since the Lord's punishment was due to fornication, I was able to remarry, this time to a True Christian(tm) woman who loves the Lord and appreciates His ultimate temporary sacrifice.

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

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Forgive my manners.

Thank you for the warm welcome Billy Bob, Pastor Exikiel, much appreciated, God Bless!

I have already read the provided links and followed all the rules, as I am use to reading, and obeying. And there is absolutely nothing left to interpretation. Everything is as clear as the word of God (KJV 1611).

With access to the search feature now, I look forward to enriching my life further with your wisdom.

[landoverlover]

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Forgive my manners.

Thank you for the warm welcome Billy Bob, Pastor Exikiel, much appreciated, God Bless!

I have already read the provided links and followed all the rules, as I am use to reading, and obeying. And there is absolutely nothing left to interpretation. Everything is as clear as the word of God (KJV 1611).

With access to the search feature now, I look forward to enriching my life further with your wisdom.

Welcome, good sir! As a native of Portland, your "little sister" to the south as some of your arrogant Emerald Empire denizens refer to us, I feel a special kinship. We share the same rain-soaked heathen trash, street beggars, atheist scum, Starbucks-swilling metrosexual hipsters, dens of satan-worshippers masquerading as Christian churches, screeching so-called 'music', alcoholics in denial under the guise of lapping up cauldrons of "micro-brews", Macintosh worshippers, the entire sealed biosphere of sin.

Glad to meet a fellow rebel to the NW status quo!

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Rev. Dr. Six Fingers! I see that you have already earned the rank of Forum Member!

I don't think I've ever seen a new member attain that rank so quickly. You must truly be on the path of righteousness!

Be ever vigilant against sinful pride, however. There have been numerous occasions when the pastors here have had to step in and gently, firmly guide me in the right direction, and I am always grateful for their wisdom.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have read quite a few threads, and I feel I need to add to the fine insights of Brother Cranky

Insights are always welcome.

In his post Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36) You state that it's ok to have sex with your own daughter. And while this is technically correct, it's not so by simple virtue. It is ONLY ok because men are not accountable for their actions if they are too drunk to know what's going on, as stated in the passages several times:

This passage of the bible is simply stating, it is rude to turn down a drink offered, and if you are offered too much to drink, you are not responsible for the actions that occur as a result. This can include, but is not limited to, premarital sex, as well as any act of violence.

While what you say here makes sense, it is not all that can be said about this matter. As I also mentioned in my insightful article the Bible mentions a lot of people you are not allowed to have sex with (e.g. Leviticus 18:4-18, Leviticus 20:11, Leviticus 20:12 and Leviticus 20:14). Daughters are not among those.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young man, to our friendly forum.

How many sons have you pulled from the dark recesses of your wife?

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

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Welcome, good sir! As a native of Portland, your "little sister" to the south as some of your arrogant Emerald Empire denizens refer to us, I feel a special kinship. We share the same rain-soaked heathen trash, street beggars, atheist scum, Starbucks-swilling metrosexual hipsters, dens of satan-worshippers masquerading as Christian churches, screeching so-called 'music', alcoholics in denial under the guise of lapping up cauldrons of "micro-brews", Macintosh worshipers, the entire sealed biosphere of sin.

Glad to meet a fellow rebel to the NW status quo!

"Little Sister" is the too polite a term some use to describe your city. It's more commonly known as "The Horrid Afterbirth" to most here. No offense intended dear brother, and forgive me for being so blunt, but it is a name well earned. Your buildings tumble upwards with the precision of a liberal's toddler spitting out Legos into unsightly piles. Your Riverfront is blistered with "homeless people" that pay top dollar to look worse than the thick rind of "culture" that lay upon the other side of the river. Dare they brave enough to cross on the MLK Deathwalk, they'd surely be eaten alive by the brown folks.

And don't get me started on those Apple people... Worshiping the very fruit that sent us into sin. THAT is the mark of the beast I tell you. The way they treat thier Apple "Toys" is about as close to idol worship as you get(I've stoned a few for good measure)... That trickster Steve is thieving around selling half a product for two times the price! A fool and his money are soon parted I guess.

[...]While what you say here makes sense, it is not all that can be said about this matter. As I also mentioned in my insightful article the Bible mentions a lot of people you are not allowed to have sex with (e.g. Leviticus 18:4-18, Leviticus 20:11, Leviticus 20:12 and Leviticus 20:14). Daughters are not among those.

I'm sure my studies have rusted up in the rain up here. I had thought (apparently wrongly, thank you for your wisdom Brother Cranky) Leviticus 18:6 covered ALL family; and since God's word is law and infallible, the only explanation for Lot's blessed predicament was the excess consumption of his daughter's offerings of drink. Either way I think we can both agree god doesn't expect you to be responsible for your actions if you're drunk to the point that you don't know you lay amongst your own daughters right? Right.

Again Thank you, I have been Humbled yet again.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Satan is so aggressive in his approaches to women. There is nothing he does not want to see us do & those of us who succumb to his dictatorship are doubly foul. The liberal marriage travesty is no longer a bond between a man and a woman for life, but a union of three. Whole "gangsta" populations, writhing in the false ecstacy of orgiastic lust and cast into depravity, interspecies erotica, death and HELL stand up before us as witness to the awful outcome of abiding where he would take us.

Christians read The Bible.

I John 2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
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We know that triumph is attainable: real triumph: not the counterfeit convulsion of Satan's sick desire (to get in between husband & wife - or husband & husband - wife & wife - human & inhuman) but triumph over the sin of Eve and the pollution of all her seed.

Genesis 3:15. Revelation 12:9

Your presence inspires me to step forward in His service, denying foul demons and eager to accommodate Him, welcoming Him in.

I John 4:4 Ye are of God, little children, and haue ouercome them: because greater is he that is in you, then he that is in the world.
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I long for the day where I escape the clutches of sin, Eve's sin, the origin of depravity, and deliver unto Him that which He has promised will set us free.

I John 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof, but hee that doeth the will of God, abideth for euer.
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The heathens who live around here are abominable to a man. The women are depraved libertines: the merest glance exposes the base intent of their libidinous eye, the way they move, their perfumed hide, their glossy pelts. It revolts me Mr Fingers.

I am revolted now.

But I do read The Bible (even here in Australia .Job 26:6.) and look forward to His Providence, reaching out that I might be satisfied.

I hope my welcome to our forum is not distasteful to you Mr Fingers and that the pain of your loss will be extinguished Revelation 2:28

Isaiah 66:11 That ye may sucke and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations: that ye may milke out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory.
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[landoverlover]

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Dare they brave enough to cross on the MLK Deathwalk, they'd surely be eaten alive by the brown folks.

Isn't it fitting that in any city in the USA that has one, the one most violent, enter-on-pain-of-death, filthy and dangerous place is always MLK Blvd., Street, or Avenue?