Hell to all of my new christian friends.

[John Wayne]

Hello to this forum

I am a new True Christian, and I want to talk about matters concerning the bible with my new Christian friends on the internet. I learned about jesus one day when I saw the bible at the bookstore. I bought it and read it in one night, it was so good. I have now read the bible 10 times, and each time, I like it even more. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16 because it says I will live forever.

THank you and goodbye.

[Humongous]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

well, hi John.

I hope it was a you picked up!

YIC

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

Hello to this forum

I am a new True Christian, and I want to talk about matters concerning the bible with my new Christian friends on the internet. I learned about jesus one day when I saw the bible at the bookstore. I bought it and read it in one night, it was so good. I have now read the bible 10 times, and each time, I like it even more. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16 because it says I will live forever.

THank you and goodbye.

Welcome to Jesus. Tell us about your deep and abiding love for Him. Jesus just wants to be intimate with everybody, but they keep running away from Him and into the gates of Hell. Isn't that sad?

[John Wayne]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

Welcome to Jesus. Tell us about your deep and abiding love for Him. Jesus just wants to be intimate with everybody, but they keep running away from Him and into the gates of Hell. Isn't that sad?

I used to be gay, but then I got so mad at myself that I performed brain surgery on myself (only minor, and I am a qualified doctor). It hurt for a while, but I wasn't gay anymore! I LOVE JESUS.

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

I used to be gay, but then I got so mad at myself that I performed brain surgery on myself (only minor, and I am a qualified doctor). It hurt for a while, but I wasn't gay anymore! I LOVE JESUS.

Glory!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

I used to be gay, but then I got so mad at myself that I performed brain surgery on myself (only minor, and I am a qualified doctor). It hurt for a while, but I wasn't gay anymore! I LOVE JESUS.

I'm sorry to hear that your anus has taken such a bruising. The gay deathstyle destroys everything it touches. Congratulations on your brain surgery. I am but a simple lumberjacker with a deep and abiding love for my Creator. However, I do understand the evils of anal sex, and recognize that its perpetrators are often its victims as well. It is actually rectal demon cohabitation which causes men to long for anal sex. This is very sad as well.

Have you had the demons in your rectum removed by a Godly Pastor?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

Welcome Marion, to God's Favorite Forum(r).
Tell me of your story of depravity that led you too us?

[John Creeser]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

Hello to this forum

I am a new True Christian, and I want to talk about matters concerning the bible with my new Christian friends on the internet. I learned about jesus one day when I saw the bible at the bookstore. I bought it and read it in one night, it was so good. I have now read the bible 10 times, and each time, I like it even more. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16 because it says I will live forever.

THank you and goodbye.

A cautious welcome to you friend. I am a bit taken aback by you wishing "hell" on us, as mentioned in the title of your thread. Also, you've read the Bible 10 times, and John 3:16 is your favorite verse?

[John Wayne]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

A cautious welcome to you friend. I am a bit taken aback by you wishing "hell" on us, as mentioned in the title of your thread. Also, you've read the Bible 10 times, and John 3:16 is your favorite verse?

I meant to type "Hello." YOu know how typos work though!

Yes, I have read the bible 10 times, and I am working on an 11th. I have just started.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

Hey John! Which branch of the military did you end up in?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Hell to all of my new christian friends.

As good as a John 3:16 is, I find it far from inspiring.

I much prefer a verse that expresses the awesome relenting power of God (like a Chuck Norris movie) instead of some girly bit (sorry Jesus, but have to admit, John 3:16 is chick like a Hugh Grant movie.) What is your opinon, Marion?