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  • #1

    Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

    Greetings children of God the creater of the world and all above and below it. I am new to this forum so I shall list some of my interests.

    1: Praying
    2: Fasting
    3:Worshipping
    4: Penance
    5: Reading the bible
    6: Being used by God to reach others
    7: Punishing witches
    8: Burning heathens
    9: Harvesting Vespene gas
    10: Following the 10 commandments

    Amen.
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  • #2
    Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

    What version of the Bible do you use?

    We follow the entire Word of God, not only the 10 commandments.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What version of the Bible do you use?

      We follow the entire Word of God, not only the 10 commandments.
      The full and unaltered KJV1611 Bible purchased from an American baptist church of course.

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      • #4
        Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

        Originally posted by Inquisitor XXVI View Post
        The full and unaltered KJV1611 Bible purchased from an American baptist church of course.
        In Godless Australia?

        You need to come clean, pal. Tell us all about yourself and your sinful ways.

        What church do you attend? Pastor's name? Favorite verses? Tithing level?

        Spare us no details.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          In Godless Australia?

          You need to come clean, pal. Tell us all about yourself and your sinful ways.

          What church do you attend? Pastor's name? Favorite verses? Tithing level?

          Spare us no details.
          I cannot reveal these secrets. As a holy inquisitor I must remain discreet. It is my job to judge others and wreak vengeance on their physical bodies. Not to be analised by other servants of God. You have your calling pastor..... and I have mine. BURN THE HERETICS!

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          • #6
            Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

            Originally posted by Inquisitor XXVI View Post
            4: Penance
            Penance? Are you a cathylick?
            We believe in REPENTANCE - not saying "hail marys" and other nonsense like that.

            Reading the bible
            That's 'Bible', with a capital B!

            7: Punishing witches
            8: Burning heathens
            Did you somehow miss the commandment from God that we are to obey secular law?

            9: Harvesting Vespene gas
            Harvesting what?

            10: Following the 10 commandments
            There are alot more than just 10 commandments..
            That's some "John 3:16 Christian" stuff right there.

            Your use of ROMAN (As in Roman Catholic) numerals is also highly suspicious.
            I got my eyes on you friend, for you do look like a heretic to me.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #7
              Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              Harvesting what?
              I think that's Catholic-speak for "huffing lighter fluid".
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                I think that's Catholic-speak for "huffing lighter fluid".

                I think it's a kind of toxic gas.

                o_0
                Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                • #9
                  Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

                  Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
                  I think it's a kind of toxic gas.
                  I'm pretty sure it's Australian for Jenkem.
                  Salvation is SRS BSNS

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                  • #10
                    Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

                    Brother Habbo, that's disgusting!

                    Please, WARN your Sisters in Christ before posting something like that!

                    Next you'll be posting something about how those Jenkem-lovers like to "Protoss off"!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic!

                      Originally posted by Inquisitor XXVI View Post
                      Greetings children of God the creater of the world and all above and below it. I am new to this forum so I shall list some of my interests.
                      9: Harvesting Vespene gas
                      Amen.
                      Did we get a DOF bulletin that "Vespene Gas" is a gamer-retard code word for filching?

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