[James Hutchins]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Not sure, but perhaps he was banned for attacking their free will idol.

Billy, who is this idol you talk about?

[Robert William, Spiritual Dunce]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Since I did not know what scatting is I had to Google it, or more precisely Youtube it. I fail to see how Ella Fitzgerald is porn, other than maybe to hardcore Jazz aficionado´s. I certainly would not call it inappropriate.

Not sure, but perhaps he was banned for attacking their free will idol.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Burn in Hell.

Yes Robert, I know that it is still my destiny too. I am not a True Christian. I am going to Burn in Hell, if I go on the path I still am.

But I have hope. I pray every day to have the mercy from JESUS so that he enters me, He fills me and touches me even deeper he has yet done.

Until now Jesus has been so merciful to me, I have still time to repent. That is the LOVE from JESUS

He has not taken me away from this life. He has shown in his Word, the BIBLE everything: BIBLE is full of simple, easy understandable rules. Only HIS GRACE can save. I am no good and I do not deserve Heaven. I am a wretched one and it is only GOD's decision if he wants to save me.

Here is a brilliant writing from Brother Harry Hardwick. I think You should read it. Makes you understand better and control your hateful and morbid behaviour.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/easyaspie.html

[Roland]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

[..]
There is no Salvation in tentacles.

This looks like a delicious, tasty and simple recipe. For some reason squid and octopi seem less desirable for the market dwellers here and I can buy it for cheap. For reference I will post the complete recipe.

Ingredients

• noodles - 1 pack
• octopus - 14 oz (400 g) boiled
• onions - 2 cloves red
• garlic - 4 cloves

• tomatoes - 28 oz (800 g)
• olive oil - 1/5 cup (60 ml)
• black pepper
• salt

Preparation on Spaghetti with Octopus

Boil pasta, drain and leave it in a covered container.

Cut the octopus large, and the onion, and garlic too. Heat a wide and deep pot with fat and fry the onion and garlic.

Add octopus, stir and add chopped tomatoes. Leave everything to boil until the sauce is thickened.

Finally, season with spices, add some cherry tomatoes and a few minutes later, pour in the pasta. Stir and remove from the heat.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

[doublespeak]

Our introduction section is for describing The Jesus, not a Jesus.

In this Guide for the Lost suggesting the grindcore (such as Epilepsy of Democracy) or even worse (anything from Merzbow) would be particularly unhelpful I'd have thought. Wouldn't you?

There is no Salvation in tentacles.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Dear Witch Hammer,

Since you are a True Christian™, this scatting incident should be of no worry to you. You are without sin. My acts as a Pastafarian have no influence on your matters with Christ.

That is correct. Still, I bristle when the unsaved get their dander up. It rouses me for a brutal game of wack-a-mole.

[Roland]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

In fact, my nose is so out of joint about this, I won't be satisfied until you start a new thread and publicly grovel for Jesus and my forgiveness therein!

Dear Witch Hammer,

Since you are a True Christian(tm), this scatting incident should be of no worry to you. You are without sin. My acts as a Pastafarian have no influence on your matters with Christ.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Dear Witch Hammer,

I do not know what I did to hurt your feelings but it hurts me to see you in agony. I apologize for anything that may have made you feel bad and I hope you feel better now.

Okay, fair enough. Now please apologize to Jesus with the same depth of pathos.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

In fact, my nose is so out of joint about this, I won't be satisfied until you start a new thread and publicly grovel for Jesus and my forgiveness therein!

[Roland]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Roland, I'm waiting for a sincere apology from you! True Christians have feelings, too...

Dear Witch Hammer,

I do not know what I did to hurt your feelings but it hurts me to see you in agony. I apologize for anything that may have made you feel bad and I hope you feel better now.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Roland, I'm waiting for a sincere apology from you! True Christians have feelings, too...

[Roland]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Please stop trying to pick up Mr Hammer he is not interested in you. Perhaps there is something wrong with my browser I can't seem to find your introductory thread or have you not posted one.f

Hello Mitza,

I can't seem to find my introductory thread either. This means it is either a problem in both our browsers or not a browser problem at all.

As for your questions: My favourite bible verse has been given to me and stands under every post I make, my church can be found somewhat to the right under my user name and Jesus is not a common name in these parts of Europe so I have met none.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

All the entries in Youtube I got were about Jazz, save two videos from a band called Skrillex. I heard that Google personalizes some results so your search might have led to different results. Maybe you would care to show us what you found when you were looking for scatting?

Please stop trying to pick up Mr Hammer he is not interested in you. Perhaps there is something wrong with my browser I can't seem to find your introductory thread or have you not posted one.


..click notice to introduce yourself

[Roland]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Do your own research! Do you really need me to spoonfeed you scat?

To spoonfeed someone scat might imply shoving them feces in the mouth . Though that might be just what your god tells you to do.

Scatting is vocal improvisation with wordless vocables,nonsense syllables or without words at all. Scat singing is a difficult technique that requires singers with the ability to sing improvised melodies and rhythms using the voice as an instrument rather than a speaking medium. According to Wikipedia.

This has nothing to do with porn, save perhaps some hardcore Jazz aficionado´s, and certainly not with spoon feeding scat. The latter is perhaps something for the Christians as per Ezekiel 4:12

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

All the entries in Youtube I got were about Jazz, save two videos from a band called Skrillex. I heard that Google personalizes some results so your search might have led to different results. Maybe you would care to show us what you found when you were looking for scatting?

Do your own research! Do you really need me to spoonfeed you scat?