[MarkTh]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

I think this site will be a perfect companion as I get more familiar with learning prophecies. My friend is right! It’s not enough that we believe in short and simple things we hear

[keepster33]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Dear Sweet Jesus! Do you know this because you are a gypsy? (1 John 4:1)

Go away and do not curse us with your wickedness! (Revelation 21:8)

Further, how DARE you correct a MAN, and a Senior Pastor. You would be wise to watch yourself in these forums, since you are still unsaved trash.

I will pray for your soul.

I am... so deeply sorry, I swear on my soul I am no gypsy scum.

But thank you, for your prayer, even after what I've done, I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

[Holly Graham]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

I always thought of that term spelled "gyp" in the sense that gypsies are the ones who would steal from you.

Dear Sweet Jesus! Do you know this because you are a gypsy? (1 John 4:1)

Go away and do not curse us with your wickedness! (Revelation 21:8)

Further, how DARE you correct a MAN, and a Senior Pastor. You would be wise to watch yourself in these forums, since you are still unsaved trash.

I will pray for your soul.

[keepster33]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Oh yes, quite important. The Bible says you can't jip Jesus.

I always thought of that term spelled "gyp" in the sense that gypsies are the ones who would steal from you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

What's wrong with Wal-Mart? It's convenient, affordable, and the owners don't kowtow to the liberal, lazy employees who would rather whine to the media about poverty levels than actually work hard.

Anyway, to answer your question dear, simply read the first post in this thread, then find yourself a nice King James Bible (available inexpensively at your local Wal-Mart), and read it with an open mind and open heart. Listen to the sound of Jesus knocking at your heart's door. Then let Him in!

[James Hutchins]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

I just found this site and I am begging on my knees like the dirty sinning bastard that I am for someone to save me.

I am a homosexual, atheist, and I shop at Wal-Mart...How do I repent all my sins so I don't burn in hell like all the Jews and Muslims?

I realized I need to change my sinful life style when I voted for Obama.

Please, I need god now more than ever...please help me.

Sounds to me like you need to hook up with you Goshen frineds.

[Brysonislife]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

I just found this site and I am begging on my knees like the dirty sinning bastard that I am for someone to save me.

I am a homosexual, atheist, and I shop at Wal-Mart...How do I repent all my sins so I don't burn in hell like all the Jews and Muslims?

I realized I need to change my sinful life style when I voted for Obama.

Please, I need god now more than ever...please help me.

[johnsmith111]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Jesus he'll never let you down hes calling you to follow him......his sheep they know his voice, they enter in through the narrow gate.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

You need to stop swallowing LSD like it is popcorn and start making some sense. Christianity is based on faith! You need to realize Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior even without explicit proof!

[johnsmith111]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Is this a cruel joke on mankind...............Jesus is real, but he is literally real because I can go out in the street tell Jesus to send me a sign and he sends me a car magnet with Jesus on it.

So Jesus proved to me that he is real.

Is it that the antichrist mind control is so great that people are not able to realize this truth ?

I mean I was under strong mind control going to public school and catholic high school and watching TV........

So when a person is under sin they are under mind control, once one avoids sin then they enter a new realm, Gods side. So sort of spiritual realm.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

so you guys only worship Jesus?

YES!!!

Mary, the saints, the pope guy are nobodies

Quite the contrary: Mary was an acceptable birth vessel for Our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Pope is a child-molesting charlatan.



YiC,

Zech

[johnsmith111]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

so you guys only worship Jesus?

Mary, the saints, the pope guy are nobodies

[Bob4God]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

And what do I do to get saved?

Start by reading the first page of this thread.

[Helizabeth Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

(...) You have to show yourself to be truly Saved before we would consider you for Church membership.(...)

And what do I do to get saved?

[Levi Jones]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

I'm not allowed by my father to have any credit cards. =(

It's okay. We wouldn't take one from you even if you offered. You have to show yourself to be truly Saved before we would consider you for Church membership. Once you had joined, we would get access to your bank account and a power of attorney to take 10% of your gross income.