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  • ChrisHarding
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    • Jul 2011
    • 26

    #46
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Don't you smart off to me boy!
    Ok I'm sorry. I wasn't intending on smarting off to you I was just wondering. Also sex drive is how often someone feels the lust for sex because theres people out there worsee than me, some people do it 6 times a day or more.
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    I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #47
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
      I don't have a massive sex drive it's only like every 2-3 days but I'm just gonna see how long I can go for. I only really do it at night at like 1-2 in the morning to avoid the worry of my parents entering my room while I'm doing it.
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      Well Chris, since you refuse to let Jesus give you a hand, you need to tell both your parents about it. At first, they will be ashamed but you need to make sure they know every detail.

      Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
      So how do you pee or wash your privates in the shower? Because I'm pretty sure you don't let it go down your pants like some dribbling retard.
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      And you wonder why you have problems, calling a Godly Pastor a retard. Kettle, meet pot!
      Shame on you!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • ChrisHarding
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        • Jul 2011
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        #48
        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Well Chris, since you refuse to let Jesus give you a hand, you need to tell both your parents about it. At first, they will be ashamed but you need to make sure they know every detail.

        And you wonder why you have problems, calling a Godly Pastor a retard. Kettle, meet pot!
        Shame on you!
        I never called him a retard I just said I'm sure he doesn't pee all over his trousers like a retard. I didn't mean any offence and the best I can do really is apologise and I've done that. Ive already admitted to my Dad that I do masturbating as he asked me one day about and we had a talk and he told me how it's a queer thing to do and how the devil makes work for idles hands.
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        I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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        • James Hutchins
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          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #49
          Re: Hi

          You need to tell your dad after every time you masturbate so he knows how serious the situation is. Have you talked to the school nurse and guidance counselor? Have you informed the police you have uncontrollable sexual urges? Please, if you cannot help yourself, try and protect the decent folk from you.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • ChrisHarding
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            • Jul 2011
            • 26

            #50
            Re: Hi

            It's not a serious problem XD it's not like I'm gonna walk out into the streets and rape somebody, I'm not black. Nearly every teenage boy masturbates even if you claim your son doesn't he probably will secretly.
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            I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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            • Faith_Machine
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              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #51
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
              It's not a serious problem...
              You started this conversation by saying you wanted to stop. Why would you want to stop unless it was a serious problem? As previously stated, you are completely out of control. Now you've backpedaling, claiming it's not a problem, because your inner addictive voice feels threatened by the possibility of change.

              It seems to me that the game you're playing here is you're paying lip service to the idea of quitting so that you can tell yourself and others that you are "trying to quit" without actually changing your behavior.

              You are no different from a heroin or meth addict who tells their mother they're "trying to quit" so she won't wise up and cut off the flow of money.
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              • ChrisHarding
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                • Jul 2011
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                #52
                Re: Hi

                I was just saying as a response to him saying to tell the authorities because I pose a threat to people. How does masturbation lead to putting people in danger? I know I will quit, it's not a serious problem just a habit that's all.
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                I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                • Faith_Machine
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                  • Mar 2011
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                  #53
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                  I was just saying as a response to him saying to tell the authorities because I pose a threat to people. How does masturbation lead to putting people in danger? I know I will quit, it's not a serious problem just a habit that's all.
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                  I made similar statements when I was a meth addict and trying to justify my continued meth use.

                  GET HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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                  • ChrisHarding
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                    • Jul 2011
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                    #54
                    Re: Hi

                    Help from who? My family? I'm not going to ask my 11 year old sister, I won't ask my mother or father because it causes awkwardness and I end up not speaking to them for up to a week, I won't ask my friends (who also masturbate) because they'll question my decision and laugh. The only chance I have left is this place because I know you guys are really strict about this kind of stuff.
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                    I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                    • Faith_Machine
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                      • Mar 2011
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                      #55
                      Re: Hi

                      Yes it's true, your only chance is to allow a pastor of the Landover Baptist Church to introduce you to Jesus Christ. I strongly urge you to schedule a personal, private, one-on-one counseling session with a Landover Pastor IMMEDIATELY!
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                      • Faith_Machine
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                        • Mar 2011
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                        #56
                        Re: Hi

                        Not sure where you live, but if you're serious about getting saved and allowing yourself to be filled up with God's love, James Hutchins would probably be willing to use his helicopter to fly a pastor to your area for some emergency witnessing.
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                        • ChrisHarding
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                          • Jul 2011
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                          #57
                          Re: Hi

                          I live in Britain so highly doubt he would be able to but I guess it comes down to how strongly he wants to help me. I doubt he cares for some young British brat though as most people would say on this forum, I think it's the community side that more sort of tempts me really but my views are different to your views and every other True Christian on this website. If he wants to fly out to Britain to help me then he can but his chances of converting me to Christianity are quite low.
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                          I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                          • Faith_Machine
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                            • Mar 2011
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                            #58
                            Re: Hi

                            No helicopter that I know of has enough range to make it across the ocean, but if you're serious about stopping masturbation forever and making a lifelong commitment to Jesus Christ, I'm sure Mr. Hutchins can use his company's corporate jet and just write it off on his expense account or something.
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                            • James Hutchins
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                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457

                              #59
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                              Help from who? My family? I'm not going to ask my 11 year old sister, I won't ask my mother or father because it causes awkwardness and I end up not speaking to them for up to a week, I won't ask my friends (who also masturbate) because they'll question my decision and laugh. The only chance I have left is this place because I know you guys are really strict about this kind of stuff.
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                              Chris, you yourself know the truth here. If masturbating and spraying Gods seed all over you parents home was normal, there would be no shame. Your mom would say things like "Chris, I want to see you masturbate and ejaculate heavily before you go out, it is good for you" Or your dad might say "Son, you seem a bit tired, would you like me to give you a hand and stroke your penis for you? After, I am your dad" Of course not! Even masturbating once upsets them and any other clean living person. You have to come clean and get help. You must confess to your parents. You need to tell your friends parents so your perversion does not affect their kids.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1307

                                #60
                                Re: Hi

                                Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                                Help from who? My family? I'm not going to ask my 11 year old sister, I won't ask my mother or father because it causes awkwardness and I end up not speaking to them for up to a week, I won't ask my friends (who also masturbate) because they'll question my decision and laugh. The only chance I have left is this place because I know you guys are really strict about this kind of stuff.
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                                Look. In the first place I can really NO understand why you even could to even want to espend your time masturbing youselve. You really should estop, especially when is something that is no hard.

                                Just estop. How can you like harming to your soul and bad treating of your 'colita'. Just don't masturb you more, OK.

                                I hope this advises were useful for you.

                                YIC, Mari.
                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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