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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: Noob

    Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
    Sorry, I simply forgot. I don't think the "again" is necessary as you only asked them once.

    As I said in my introduction, I attend Grace Evangelical Church, but I will not be going there in a couple of weeks. I'm 20 years and I have had no children. I also said that before.
    You have a chip on your shoulder, boy. I'd like to know why. Doesn't your pastor teach you to be respectful to men of God?

    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • MichaelJohnson
        Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
         
        • Jul 2011
        • 37
        #32
        Re: Noob

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You have a chip on your shoulder, boy. I'd like to know why. Doesn't your pastor teach you to be respectful to men of God?
        How have I been disrespectful?
        "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
        "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
        33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #33
            Re: Noob

            Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
            How have I been disrespectful?
            Well you keep sassing off to Pastor Ezekiel.
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              • MichaelJohnson
                Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
                 
                • Jul 2011
                • 37
                #34
                Re: Noob

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Well you keep sassing off to Pastor Ezekiel.
                I don't think I've been sassy at all.

                Thanks for the welcome. I've read all of these rules already, but thank you for the reminder.
                I said this earlier to Pastor Ezekiel. I don't think that is sassy.

                You have a chip on your shoulder, boy.
                Why did you find it necessary to call me "boy"?
                "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
                "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
                33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #35
                    Re: Noob

                    Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post

                    Why did you find it necessary to call me "boy"?
                    Is this like that Monty Python skit?

                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050
                        #36
                        Re: Noob

                        Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
                        I don't think I've been sassy at all.



                        I said this earlier to Pastor Ezekiel. I don't think that is sassy.



                        Why did you find it necessary to call me "boy"?

                        Boy, if we get any more sass out of you, we're going to have to buy you a subscription to this publication:





                        Only we wouldn't, because it's filthy.
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                          • MichaelJohnson
                            Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
                             
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 37
                            #37
                            Re: Noob

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Boy, if we get any more sass out of you, we're going to have to buy you a subscription to this publication:

                            Only we wouldn't, because it's filthy.
                            I apologize for appearing to be sassy.
                            "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
                            "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
                            33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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