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  • MichaelJohnson
    Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
     
    • Jul 2011
    • 37

    #16
    Re: Noob

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    So when we love them that hate us should we
    a. tell them fluffy things so they can keep right on sinning and go to Hell?
    b. warn them that God will burn them if they don't stop sinning by referring to the actual Bible?

    Your wishy washy cherry picking of scripture to twist it so God doesn't care if people are filthy sinners who flout His laws and spit in His face is actually hating those same sinners you claim to love.

    Why do you hate God as He actually is revealed in the Bible?
    Assuming I would pick A is very wrong. I would pick B! I do it almost every day. I actually had a very long conversation with an acquaintance of mine about the folly of his actions and his eventual fate.

    And they would be?

    Perhaps it's time you stopped beating around the bush.
    I'm not beating around the bush at all. I'm being very direct, in fact. The Sermon on the Mount is always a good place to go after they have accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior.
    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
    "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
    33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #17
      Re: Noob

      I actually had a very long conversation with an acquaintance of mine about the folly of his actions and his eventual fate.
      What actions?
      sigpic
      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • MichaelJohnson
        Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
         
        • Jul 2011
        • 37

        #18
        Re: Noob

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        What actions?
        Worshipping Mary, mostly. Also, he worships other people. He is also a clown during the summer time.
        "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
        "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
        33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #19
          Re: Noob

          God hates clowns?
          sigpic
          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

          Comment

          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #20
            Re: Noob

            Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
            I would argue that this isn't the friendliest place on the Internet as I watch the sarcasm and the hatred for enemies persist. I am actually unmarried so I have neither a wife nor sons.

            I thought that the Bible was not up for our own interpretation?
            Friend, we do not tolerate hate speech of any kind. If you witness any instance of somebody posting a hateful message on this site, please inform a Landover pastor immediately!
            WARNING:
            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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            • MichaelJohnson
              Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
               
              • Jul 2011
              • 37

              #21
              Re: Noob

              Doesn't Zephaniah 1:8 show God's contempt for those dressed in strange apparel? Or should I be twisting the Scripture for it to mean something else? I am confused now. Can someone please address this problem?
              "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
              "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
              33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #22
                Re: Noob

                Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
                Doesn't Zephaniah 1:8 show God's contempt for those dressed in strange apparel? Or should I be twisting the Scripture for it to mean something else? I am confused now. Can someone please address this problem?
                I see no problem. God doesn't want you dressing like a jackass.
                WARNING:
                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                • MichaelJohnson
                  Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
                   
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 37

                  #23
                  Re: Noob

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Friend, we do not tolerate hate speech of any kind. If you witness any instance of somebody posting a hateful message on this site, please inform a Landover pastor immediately!
                  I will be sure to. Thank you very much for your encouraging words.

                  I see no problem. God doesn't want you dressing like a jackass.
                  Does this include dressing like a clown?
                  "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
                  "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
                  33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #24
                    Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
                    I will be sure to. Thank you very much for your encouraging words.



                    Does this include dressing like a clown?
                    You brought up clowns as being something God might hate so you must have had a reason.
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    sigpic
                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment

                    • Barry
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 259

                      #25
                      Re: Noob

                      Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
                      Does this include dressing like a clown?
                      Of course it means dressing like a clown. Did you not hear the words of Redeamed Papist? Perhaps you need more than his word, what if I tell you God hates clowns? What if it's me that tells you God thinks of them the same way as he does fornicators and idolaters and there is no way he will ever let them enter the kingdom of heaven? Would you accept my word? Maybe you wont believe it untill you read it in black and white print in God's own words, try reading Ephesians 5:4-6
                      The Lord is my shepherd.

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #26
                        Re: Noob

                        It's obvious God hates clowns but our friend seems unsure as to why this might be.
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        sigpic
                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment

                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Noob

                          I didn't catch the name of your church or your Pastor, Mike. Also I'd like to hear more about you. How old are you? How many future soldiers for Christ have you sired?

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • MichaelJohnson
                            Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
                             
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 37

                            #28
                            Re: Noob

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            It's obvious God hates clowns but our friend seems unsure as to why this might be.
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            The Scripture quoted was why I said what I said.

                            I didn't catch the name of your church or your Pastor, Mike. Also I'd like to hear more about you. How old are you? How many future soldiers for Christ have you sired?

                            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                            Thanks for the welcome. I've read all of these rules already, but thank you for the reminder.
                            "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
                            "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
                            33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Noob

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I didn't catch the name of your church or your Pastor, Mike. Also I'd like to hear more about you. How old are you? How many future soldiers for Christ have you sired?
                              Originally posted by MichaelJohnson View Post
                              Thanks for the welcome. I've read all of these rules already, but thank you for the reminder.
                              I think you skipped over my questions again.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • MichaelJohnson
                                Unsaved trash, smartmouthed boy
                                 
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 37

                                #30
                                Re: Noob

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I think you skipped over my questions again.
                                Sorry, I simply forgot. I don't think the "again" is necessary as you only asked them once.

                                As I said in my introduction, I attend Grace Evangelical Church, but I will not be going there in a couple of weeks. I'm 20 years and I have had no children. I also said that before.
                                "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
                                "32: And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
                                33: Who through faith subdued kingdoms" - Hebrews 11:32-33a

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