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  • Hello men and women of Jesus (:

    Hello,
    I'm 18, and I used to attend "word of life" church, but I recently found out that alot of the people in that church were fornocating with each other, and they were opening accepting to fags. So I left looking for another church and came across this site from google. I am so grateful I found a site with the same views as I. I hope to move and attend this church where people aren't going against the word of God, so I don't get sucked into modern society sin and end up in the damnation of hell with the fags, non-Christians and other people who are an abomination to society.

    My favorite bible verse has to be Deuteronomy 23:2 ( A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the lord; even to his tenth generation shall her not enter into into the congregation of the lord. )

    It makes me grateful I am not a bastard born from a whore mother.

    I came to find Jesus when I was just a little girl. My mom being born into Christianity going to church twice a week if not more. When she went away for college that was full of sinners, she decided to start a bible study group and met my father through there. After sharing their love for the lord they fell in love, and after 5 years of dating they got married, and shared their first kiss, as well as got intimate for the first time ever. After she graduated from college she quit her job and shortly after became pregnant with me, she quit her job to become a housewife. I was raised homeschooling since public school doesn't allow God or prayer, she didn't want me to be a part of those druggies, fags, sinners & fornicators.

    I basically grew up loving Jesus. Always have and always will


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    Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

    Welcome to our friendly forum.

    How many sons do you have?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

      Originally posted by GodHatesFagz View Post
      Hello,
      I'm 18, and I used to attend "word of life" church, but I recently found out that alot of the people in that church were fornocating with each other, and they were opening accepting to fags. So I left looking for another church and came across this site from google. I am so grateful I found a site with the same views as I. I hope to move and attend this church where people aren't going against the word of God, so I don't get sucked into modern society sin and end up in the damnation of hell with the fags, non-Christians and other people who are an abomination to society.

      My favorite bible verse has to be Deuteronomy 23:2 ( A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the lord; even to his tenth generation shall her not enter into into the congregation of the lord. )

      It makes me grateful I am not a bastard born from a whore mother.

      I came to find Jesus when I was just a little girl. My mom being born into Christianity going to church twice a week if not more. When she went away for college that was full of sinners, she decided to start a bible study group and met my father through there. After sharing their love for the lord they fell in love, and after 5 years of dating they got married, and shared their first kiss, as well as got intimate for the first time ever. After she graduated from college she quit her job and shortly after became pregnant with me, she quit her job to become a housewife. I was raised homeschooling since public school doesn't allow God or prayer, she didn't want me to be a part of those druggies, fags, sinners & fornicators.

      I basically grew up loving Jesus. Always have and always will
      Welcome to God's favourite forum sister!
      And I must say your mother was a wise woman, homeschooling you and all, I was too homeschooled.
      And I am so happy that you decided to become a baptist, instead of that hippie-sounding church, so you can love Jesus the right way!

      Yours in Christ
      Elisabeth
      Proverbs 14:1

      Every wise woman buildeth her house:
      but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

        Welcome young lady, I was unable to find your permission slip in the Chuch office. Are you sure you submitted it to Miss Cookie?

        When you read the Bible, what passage spread before your husband most entices him to thank Jesus? I find it very important to talk abut God amounst family member.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

          I'm a little concerned about your username, friend. You're not one of those false Christians from that wacko liberal Westboro "Baptist" Church, are you?

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          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

              Welcome! Your mother certainly sounds like she raised you right. It is admirable that she met a good, Christian man in a college setting- that is a difficult tak indeed!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Welcome to our friendly forum.

                How many sons do you have?
                I do not have any children yet, because I am engaged & saving myself for marriage.I believe virginity is a gift you must give to your husband, and my husband believes the same thing. If I were not a virgin, I know I would be in shame from my family as well as dishonor my husband. I love and respect my body too dearly for that.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                  Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
                  Welcome to God's favourite forum sister!
                  And I must say your mother was a wise woman, homeschooling you and all, I was too homeschooled.
                  And I am so happy that you decided to become a baptist, instead of that hippie-sounding church, so you can love Jesus the right way!

                  Yours in Christ
                  Elisabeth
                  Thank you Elizabeth for the lovely greeting. Blessed be!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                    Originally posted by GodHatesFagz View Post
                    Blessed be!
                    Listen honey, if you're going to come here and pretend to be something other than a devil worshiping witch, you might want to refrain from using the standard salutation of the Wiccan movement.
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                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                      Originally posted by GodHatesFagz View Post
                      Thank you Elizabeth for the lovely greeting. Blessed be!
                      Blessed be the name of the LORD from this time forth and For evermore.
                      Psalm 113:2
                      Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                      Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                        Originally posted by s. warnin View Post
                        Blessed be the name of the LORD from this time forth and For evermore.
                        Psalm 113:2
                        In Psalm 113, that is a conjunction of the verse. Not a single sentence. Be careful.
                        Matthew 10:34
                        Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                          Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                          In Psalm 113, that is a conjunction of the verse. Not a single sentence. Be careful.
                          I don't wanna say nothin but I think it's you Mr Liam who been takin my ole Cleevon to the log off of University and plyin him wif likker but I could be mistaken. Won't put it past nobody who caimin to be a ex catlick.
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                            Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                            I don't wanna say nothin but I think it's you Mr Liam who been takin my ole Cleevon to the log off of University and plyin him wif likker but I could be mistaken. Won't put it past nobody who caimin to be a ex catlick.
                            I assure you Vavoline, its not me. I have kicked the 'likker' into touch and no longer hail mary.
                            Matthew 10:34
                            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello men and women of Jesus (:

                              Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                              I assure you Vavoline, its not me. I have kicked the 'likker' into touch and no longer hail mary.
                              Well then, Praise da lawd and lets thank Lil Baby Jeezesus!
                              Hallelujah!
                              Is you sho?
                              Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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