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  • #1

    Hello from Razzlo

    i'm not so sure how to introduce myself
    but rather i wont say which is my favorite bible verse
    as i assume most people are only able to say
    John 3:16 which honestly
    is not the only amazing verse written in the bible.
    so yes i do indeed feel annoyed when everyone says John 3:16
    since many lack any knowledge of the Bible
    I currently attend any church i believe jesus would allow
    me to attend. [hopefully i can be forgiven for attending some of which i might of made a bad judgement on attending]
    As in my area
    there is many and only a few of them offer weekday sermons.

    Thanks for reading
    and for your time
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello and welcome to our humble forum. Is your shift key broken, friend?

    Yes, Jn. 3:16 is a bit overused. I much prefer Jn. 3:18.

    How many sons has your wife sired for you, son?
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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      A tentative welcome to you, young man. As for how to introduce yourself:

      Originally posted by The box at the top of this page
      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      You are apparently either a foreigner or a product of the secular, big-government-run public school system. In any case, your post is largely indecipherable due to your weak grasp of the American language. Please do try harder in future responses.

      While John 3:16 is indeed a glorious verse of Scripture, it is true that many false Christians stop reading right there. If they would continue reading for just two more verses, they would come across one of my personal favorite verses of Scripture.

      John 3:18
      He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

      All too often, false Christians de-emphasize the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) and sound doctrine. Most of what is preached at these false churches, no matter how wonderful the delivery, or how inspiring the message, is little more than ear-tickling or dumbed-down pseudo-teaching with a few assorted Scriptures flung in for good measure (II Timothy 4:3).

      My heart rejoices that Jesus has brought you here, where we still preach sound doctrine, based exclusively on the Word of God. Please tell us more about yourself, so that we may know how best to share the Good News with you.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Welcome! If you are SO annoyed with the over use of John 3:16 then why not propose one that you favor? By only mentioning John 3:16 that makes me think you don't know any others .

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          I have to withhold my welcome till further…
          Originally posted by Razzlo View Post
          as i assume most people are only able to say John 3:16 which honestly is not the only amazing verse written in the bible. so yes i do indeed feel annoyed when everyone says John 3:16 since many lack any knowledge of the Bible...
          What are you implying? Stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel.

          Originally posted by Razzlo View Post
          I currently attend any church i believe jesus would allow me to attend. [hopefully i can be forgiven for attending some of which i might of made a bad judgement on attending]
          Let me repeat: you'll have to choose your side, son; "you're either with us or against us"®.

          Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Welcome aboard, Razzlo! That's a funny name. Are you a rapper?
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            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Psalm 19:7

              as for sons i have none.
              I am a single 22 year old male.
              My name is Raymond Silver Laslo


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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Razzlo View Post
                Psalm 19:7

                as for sons i have none.
                I am a single 22 year old male.
                My name is Raymond Silver Laslo


                By that age I had already fathered three daughters (which I gave up for adoption) and one righteous son (who is a eunuch as of the first! ). You need to get hopping before the Lord kills you for disobeying His first commandment!

                Genesis 1:28

                King James Version (KJV)


                28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  good story

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by deanna776 View Post
                    good story
                    Who are you and what do you want?

                    I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

                    Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

                    New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

                    We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

                    Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Are you a wetback or something? What's with the avatar?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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