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  • subdude
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2011
    • 3

    #1

    hello

    thank you for opening your place to me. i have found you by divine intervention.

    my name is karl, i dont go to church but thats because there are no all white churches where i live.

    when my soul is burdened i often remember habakkuk 1:14:

    "And makest men as the fishes of the sea, as the creeping things, [that have] no ruler over them?"

    i can identify with where you stand on raising your children healthy in mind and body and protected from the abominations of this decaying world. it is a great concern to me as i am forced to live in the land of the dark.

    also, i admire the accuracy and plain logic of some of the creationist evidence i found here. in particular i find Ezekiel Bathfire's sound argumentation and scietific approach very exciting. his test with the dolphins is flawless and can not be argued with.

    i wish you all a blessed day

    karl
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14658

    #2
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by subdude View Post
    blessed day

    karl
    catholic or witch?

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    • subdude
      Unsaved trash
      • Jul 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: hello

      which catholic?

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: hello

        You live in the "land of the dark," you say.

        You really should consider leaving Missouri and moving to Iowa.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: hello

          Who told you of Project Habakkuk ?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: hello

            "Subdude?"

            If you're a Christian, friend, perhaps you'd care to explain why your screen name is an S&M reference?
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: hello

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14658

                #8
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                "Subdude?"

                If you're a Christian, friend, perhaps you'd care to explain why your screen name is an S&M reference?
                Escaped gimp (female)(catholic)(witch)(mohammedan) [not that there's much difference]. Unlikely to have children.


                I was quite concerned about trying to get on board an aircraft without breaking my regimen and uncovering my face in public.

                Over the last five weeks since we started this on Dec 1, I have not shown my face to anyone except Sir and our maid who helps me dress. I have actually become very comfortable with wearing the burqa in public and the thought of showing up at an airport with a naked head etc.


                so it's common enough for blogosph. presence: not surprising that one"d turn up here

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                • Dan U. Holier
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 1180

                  #9
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Escaped gimp (female)(catholic)(witch)(mohammedan) [not that there's much difference]. Unlikely to have children.
                  Hear, hear, sister!

                  It even reeks on famdom / faminazi wicked games; you know, about latex-clad dykes stomping all over helpless men with their thigh-high boots. Repuslive!

                  YiC

                  Dan
                  Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                  ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14658

                    #10
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                    stomping … helpless men
                    to demean the status of God's conduit, of light to a lesser thing is Satan's prime radiant of darkness.

                    Daniel 3:18; 8:1-27

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: hello

                      So now it's not just Muslims who are afforded special rights and privileges; it's also the kinky weirdos pretending to be Muslims because it gets them off? I wish I was surprised, but I'm not.
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                      • retro1
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                        Under Investigation
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: hello

                        I laugh at how full of hate you are. Not only do you hate a good deal of other people, but you even hate most of the people who try to join this forum because they also hate a great deal of races and cultures. I really do feel sorry for you all.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by retro1 View Post
                          I laugh at how full of hate you are. Not only do you hate a good deal of other people, but you even hate most of the people who try to join this forum because they also hate a great deal of races and cultures. I really do feel sorry for you all.
                          We don't hate anybody. Christ tells us in the Gospels to love our enemies. We show them love. And sometimes love means having to tell people like it is instead of enabling their sinful lifestyle.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • retro1
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: hello

                            Really? Then how do you feel about homosexuals?

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by retro1 View Post
                              Really? Then how do you feel about homosexuals?
                              How we feel about homosexuals is completely irrelevant. The only thing that matters is how God feels about them. He is very clear on this matter:


                              1 Corinthians 6:9-10

                              9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                              10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

                              Leviticus 18:22

                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination.

                              Would you have us lie to homosexuals and cheer them on as they use their penises to dig their own graves?
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