hello

[Norwegianpretender]

Just found this great forum, i am a proud American Christian Republican, this seems to be a nice and friendly forum for nice and friendly people.

Things i like:
Christianity
Jesus
The KJV 1911 Bible
The United States of America

Things i don't like:
Trees
Treehuggers
Rainforest
Hippies
Commies
Satanists
Mooslims
Wiccans
Homersexuals
Catlics
Looterans
Scientologists
Westboro Baptist Church (because they are commies and false Christians who hates America)
Vegetarians
Mormons
Jehovahs Whitnessess
False Christians

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Hello my friend. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. Tell us: What's your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to love Christ?

Oh and most especially: Cowboys or Oilers?

[Dan U. Holier]

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Things i don't like:
Trees
Treehuggers
Rainforest
Hippies
Commies
Satanists
Mooslims
Wiccans
Homersexuals
Catlics
Looterans
Scientologists
Westboro Baptist Church (because they are commies and false Christians who hates America)
Vegetarians
Mormons
Jehovahs Whitnessess
False Christians

Fine; I’m glad you don’t have any problems with joos, who betrayed and murdered God’s only begotten Son, or messicans taking jobs from decent Americans or freeloading on taxpayers’ account. Great!

We need more hyper-tolerant, multicultural cosmopolitans, who would not take a stand for Jesus and God-fearing Americans. I mean, really!

YiC

Dan

[Go_Away_Sinners!]

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Why hallo good sir! It's nice to meet a Texan, you're so lucky to live in one of the few places still entertaining some notion of sanity. Tell me, how many sons have you sired for Our Lord?

[Faith_Machine]

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What's wrong with the 1611 KJV?

[Norwegianpretender]

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Why hallo good sir! It's nice to meet a Texan, you're so lucky to live in one of the few places still entertaining some notion of sanity. Tell me, how many sons have you sired for Our Lord?

I have 5 sons

[Norwegianpretender]

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Hello my friend. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. Tell us: What's your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to love Christ?

Oh and most especially: Cowboys or Oilers?

My favourite Bible verse is:
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

Cowboys, the True Christian American cowboys like the ones portrayed by John Wayne and not some homofied gay cowboys like the ones in Brokeback Mountain and other sick America-bashing gay porn movies.

[Norwegianpretender]

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Fine; I’m glad you don’t have any problems with joos, who betrayed and murdered God’s only begotten Son, or messicans taking jobs from decent Americans or freeloading on taxpayers’ account. Great!

We need more hyper-tolerant, multicultural cosmopolitans, who would not take a stand for Jesus and God-fearing Americans. I mean, really!

YiC

Dan

The joos are already on the list, cause they are satanists(killing Jesus Christ, it doesnt get any more satanic than that). And catlics include all catlics, including messicans(as far as i know it doesnt exist any non-catlic messicans, and if it does, its probably a commie, satanist, false Christian or a wiccan)

[Dan U. Holier]

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The joos are already on the list, cause they are satanists(killing Jesus Christ, it doesnt get any more satanic than that). And catlics include all catlics, including messicans(as far as i know it doesnt exist any non-catlic messicans, and if it does, its probably a commie, satanist, false Christian or a wiccan)

Good; but you should’ve been more specific to avoid future misunderstandings, mkay? You know, you just can’t get too strict and resolute while standing for the True Christian™ faith and the God’s Only Party.

Hallelujah!

Dan

[Norwegianpretender]

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Good; but you should’ve been more specific to avoid future misunderstandings, mkay? You know, you just can’t get too strict and resolute while standing for the True Christian™ faith and the God’s Only Party.

Hallelujah!

Dan

Yes, i should have been more specific, but i was in a hurry(i had to go to the daily sermon in time) so i didnt have time to list all kind of satanists and catlics.

God bless America!

[Go_Away_Sinners!]

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Cowboys, the True Christian American cowboys like the ones portrayed by John Wayne and not some homofied gay cowboys like the ones in Brokeback Mountain and other sick America-bashing gay porn movies.

How do you know so much about homersexual movies? Is there something that you need to repent? Your sodomy makes Baby Jesus sob in his manger.

[Norwegianpretender]

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How do you know so much about homersexual movies? Is there something that you need to repent? Your sodomy makes Baby Jesus sob in his manger.

I heard about it on this forum actually, and it sounded really sick judging by the things you can read about it at Landover.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[godismighty]

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Hello. so your norwegian? what a man that anders Breivik. Kinda looks like jesus

or are you? You claim to be American but your name is norwegianpretender. you confuse me.

Anyhow I welcome you. I am from finland but Im not finnish for my nationality is CHRISTIAN!
I hope you like our forum and that you will praise the LORD every day and night and not show him your back like the rest of our society

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Cowboys, the True Christian American cowboys like the ones portrayed by John Wayne and not some homofied gay cowboys like the ones in Brokeback Mountain and other sick America-bashing gay porn movies.

You failed the test horribly. A true Texan would've known that Cowboys and Oilers are football teams. REAL Football, not your Euro-soccer crap. Well, the oilers are defunct, now they have the Texans over in Houston.

Your European ignorance has failed you. You have come here under false pretenses and now your name has revealed your true identity.