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  • Elladar
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2011
    • 2

    #1

    A quick question about my son

    Hi people, sorry for the lack of introduction message i'm kind of in a rush as this matter is very important.

    I came downstairs last night for a glass of water for my wife only to find my son still awake and on the computer with his headphones in.

    I walked over to the computer and saw that he watching some japanese cartoons which involved tenticles raping women whilst masturbating .

    I turned off the computer and have flogged him as punishment however i feel this isn't enough as this morning at breakfast, he asked me if he could get a pet octopus so that he wouldn't have to pleasure himself.

    Again, sorry for the lack of introductory message however i need to know what to do!

    Thanks
  • Bob4God
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    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: A quick question about my son

    This question has been asked over and over and over again.

    Now what about a formal introduction?
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    • Elladar
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      • Aug 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: A quick question about my son

      I checked those posts before writing this as i didnt want to waste people's time. It seems that they were referring towards cross-human porn as the common person would call it, as he is trying to gain sexual pleasure from not only an animal but a see creature I need to know how to discipline him properly.

      Thanks again.

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      • Bob4God
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        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #4
        Re: A quick question about my son

        Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. - Exodus 22:19

        If tentacle rape was involved, the tentacle monster might have to marry the victim, per Deuteronomy 22:28-29.

        Please don't put your son to death until execution for fornication and self-abuse has been legalized by the Republican Party.
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        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: A quick question about my son

          Elladar, we can't help you if we don't know anything about you. Tell us about your walk with Jesus.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: A quick question about my son

            Originally posted by Elladar View Post
            I checked those posts before writing this as i didnt want to waste people's time. It seems that they were referring towards cross-human porn as the common person would call it, as he is trying to gain sexual pleasure from not only an animal but a see creature I need to know how to discipline him properly.

            Thanks again.
            Liar.

            Satan sent you here to persecute us. Get thee hence!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • lukasekman
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 614

              #7
              Re: A quick question about my son

              Call Homeland Security. Radical Jap Hentai terrorists are trying to recruit your son. Remember that Hentai is the Jap equivalent to jihad. My intelligence resources tell that hentai terrorists plan to release a Godzilla monster on US soil.

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              • Liam the ex-drunk
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 403

                #8
                Re: A quick question about my son

                Originally posted by Elladar View Post
                Hi people, sorry for the lack of introduction message i'm kind of in a rush as this matter is very important.

                I came downstairs last night for a glass of water for my wife only to find my son still awake and on the computer with his headphones in.

                I walked over to the computer and saw that he watching some japanese cartoons which involved tenticles raping women whilst masturbating .

                I turned off the computer and have flogged him as punishment however i feel this isn't enough as this morning at breakfast, he asked me if he could get a pet octopus so that he wouldn't have to pleasure himself.

                Again, sorry for the lack of introductory message however i need to know what to do!

                Thanks

                Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                Take away his internet privileges.

                You're obvioulsy not a very good parent if your child is obsessed by beastiality. Perhaps some time in a prayer closet will do you both good.
                Matthew 10:34
                Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: A quick question about my son

                  Darn tootin'! I run my computer with parental controls fully enabled, and I don't even have kids.
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                  • Humongous
                    Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 263

                    #10
                    Re: A quick question about my son

                    well, i do find octopi right pleasurable. There's this Chinamin, named Richard Choi, what owns a Northern Korean deli in town? well, he's always on my property fishin in my bog. That annoys me, but he always brings me some exotic cuisines, like such as tentacles and what not? I think it's right delicious, and goes pretty well with my little debbis? so, i think you should experience some of the mysteries of the orient, before you go bashin them!

                    yic,
                    Lori Humongous.
                    Genesis 1:24
                    And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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