A quick question about my son

[Elladar]

Hi people, sorry for the lack of introduction message i'm kind of in a rush as this matter is very important.

I came downstairs last night for a glass of water for my wife only to find my son still awake and on the computer with his headphones in.

I walked over to the computer and saw that he watching some japanese cartoons which involved tenticles raping women whilst masturbating .

I turned off the computer and have flogged him as punishment however i feel this isn't enough as this morning at breakfast, he asked me if he could get a pet octopus so that he wouldn't have to pleasure himself.

Again, sorry for the lack of introductory message however i need to know what to do!

Thanks

[Bob4God]

Re: A quick question about my son

This question has been asked over and over and over again.

Now what about a formal introduction?

[Elladar]

Re: A quick question about my son

I checked those posts before writing this as i didnt want to waste people's time. It seems that they were referring towards cross-human porn as the common person would call it, as he is trying to gain sexual pleasure from not only an animal but a see creature I need to know how to discipline him properly.

Thanks again.

[Bob4God]

Re: A quick question about my son

Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. - Exodus 22:19

If tentacle rape was involved, the tentacle monster might have to marry the victim, per Deuteronomy 22:28-29.

Please don't put your son to death until execution for fornication and self-abuse has been legalized by the Republican Party.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A quick question about my son

Elladar, we can't help you if we don't know anything about you. Tell us about your walk with Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A quick question about my son

I checked those posts before writing this as i didnt want to waste people's time. It seems that they were referring towards cross-human porn as the common person would call it, as he is trying to gain sexual pleasure from not only an animal but a see creature I need to know how to discipline him properly.

Thanks again.

Liar.

Satan sent you here to persecute us. Get thee hence!!

[lukasekman]

Re: A quick question about my son

Call Homeland Security. Radical Jap Hentai terrorists are trying to recruit your son. Remember that Hentai is the Jap equivalent to jihad. My intelligence resources tell that hentai terrorists plan to release a Godzilla monster on US soil.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: A quick question about my son

Hi people, sorry for the lack of introduction message i'm kind of in a rush as this matter is very important.

I came downstairs last night for a glass of water for my wife only to find my son still awake and on the computer with his headphones in.

I walked over to the computer and saw that he watching some japanese cartoons which involved tenticles raping women whilst masturbating .

I turned off the computer and have flogged him as punishment however i feel this isn't enough as this morning at breakfast, he asked me if he could get a pet octopus so that he wouldn't have to pleasure himself.

Again, sorry for the lack of introductory message however i need to know what to do!

Thanks

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Take away his internet privileges.

You're obvioulsy not a very good parent if your child is obsessed by beastiality. Perhaps some time in a prayer closet will do you both good.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A quick question about my son

Darn tootin'! I run my computer with parental controls fully enabled, and I don't even have kids.

[Humongous]

Re: A quick question about my son

well, i do find octopi right pleasurable. There's this Chinamin, named Richard Choi, what owns a Northern Korean deli in town? well, he's always on my property fishin in my bog. That annoys me, but he always brings me some exotic cuisines, like such as tentacles and what not? I think it's right delicious, and goes pretty well with my little debbis? so, i think you should experience some of the mysteries of the orient, before you go bashin them!

yic,
Lori Humongous.