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  • #16
    Re: Hey guys

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Remember that the Lord loves war.
    Well if the Lord loves war, then I love war
    John 1:1
    In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

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    • #17
      Re: Hey guys

      So you live in California? Thats the most sinful state in America next to Utah, how can you as a Christian stand to watch all those perverts sick behaviour? Both California and Utah will be saved when the True Christian™ Republicans win in 2012 though, so the perverts should seriously consider to stop with their sick behaviour before they end up on death row

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      • #18
        Re: Hey guys

        Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
        So you live in California? Thats the most sinful state in America next to Utah, how can you as a Christian stand to watch all those perverts sick behaviour? Both California and Utah will be saved when the True Christian™ Republicans win in 2012 though, so the perverts should seriously consider to stop with their sick behaviour before they end up on death row
        You're damn right, brother. Once we get rid of the liberals entirely, we will be able to enact the laws of the entire canon in all fifty states. Not to mention, with the liberals out of the way, we can pour all of our resources into the military and spread the joyous news of Christianity throughout the Muslim world.

        Then we can put all non-Christians who refuse to convert in internment camps, for efficient execution, just like the Bible commands:

        2 Chronicles 15:13
        Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be
        put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

        Glory! Oh Joy!
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #19
          Re: Hey guys

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          You're damn right, brother. Once we get rid of the liberals entirely, we will be able to enact the laws of the entire canon in all fifty states. Not to mention, with the liberals out of the way, we can pour all of our resources into the military and spread the joyous news of Christianity throughout the Muslim world.

          Then we can put all non-Christians who refuse to convert in internment camps, for efficient execution, just like the Bible commands:

          2 Chronicles 15:13
          Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be
          put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

          Glory! Oh Joy!
          In my village we hang them, and if the homosexual behaviour involved pedophelia which it usually does they are iceballed, kind of like stoning but takes much longer, you take a normal snowboll and keeps it in ice cold water until its frozen to ice which makes it almost as hard as a rock, sometimes they freeze to death before they are killed by the iceball damages. And we are not muslims, we are True Christians™ who follows the Christian laws which has nothing to do with the false prophet Muhammed(may piss be upon him)'s Copyright violating false Bible called "The Kooran"

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          • #20
            Re: Hey guys

            Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
            iceballed, kind of like stoning but takes much longer, you take a normal snowboll and keeps it in ice cold water until its frozen to ice which makes it almost as hard as a rock,
            Sorry, but I am a stoning purist. It's just not stoning if you don't use real stones.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #21
              Re: Hey guys

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Sorry, but I am a stoning purist. It's just not stoning if you don't use real stones.
              I wish that we had real stones in the Faroe Islands that arent frozen to the ground, maybe we should consider importing, does Freehold have any?

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              • #22
                Re: Hey guys

                Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                I wish that we had real stones in the Faroe Islands that arent frozen to the ground, maybe we should consider importing, does Freehold have any?
                We do have stones. Here in the American mid-West we have quite a few stones laying about. Unfortunately, we need every one of them.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #23
                  Re: Hey guys

                  Freehold is one of the most stony places in the whole of America, how blessed we are by GOD to be so well supplied.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hey guys

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    We do have stones. Here in the American mid-West we have quite a few stones laying about. Unfortunately, we need every one of them.
                    Maybe the judge in my village can make a deal with you so we can borrow some of the stones? Otherwise we can ask some mudslimes, they also have plenty of stones, but we would prefer to have stones brought to us by True Christians™ and not some pedophile worshipping pagans.

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