Hey guys :)

[Mister Shepard]

Hey guys
I'm new here, I'm a proud Christian
Been saved for 10 years
I love Jesus and I'm looking to meet other Christians

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Hey guys
I'm new here, I'm a proud Christian
Been saved for 10 years
I love Jesus and I'm looking to meet other Christians

What church do you attend? What is your pastor's name? How many sons has your wife borne you? What sort of pie does she best prepare? What is your favorite gun? What is the biggest deer you have shot this year? Which Republican do you support for the presidency? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is your favorite of Christ's miracles?

[Brother Enoch]

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Hi. Why the weird avatar?

[Mister Shepard]

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What church do you attend? What is your pastor's name? How many sons has your wife borne you? What sort of pie does she best prepare? What is your favorite gun? What is the biggest deer you have shot this year? Which Republican do you support for the presidency? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is your favorite of Christ's miracles?

Calvary Baptist Church
Pastor John Donnell
Single but it's part of God's plan if he wants me to marry and if I'll find someone
My favorite gun is probably a 30. cal carbine
I haven't gone deer hunting (YET ) but I do go to the shooting range with my brother sometimes
Rick Perry
My favorite Bible verse is John 1:1 or John 3:16
My favorite miracle that Christ performed was when he raised Lazarus from the dead

[Mister Shepard]

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Hi. Why the weird avatar?

Hi Brother Enoch
I thought it was kind of funny, I guess. I was going to change it though

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Calvary Baptist Church
Pastor John Donnell
Single but it's part of God's plan if he wants me to marry and if I'll find someone
My favorite gun is probably a 30. cal carbine
I haven't gone deer hunting (YET ) but I do go to the shooting range with my brother sometimes
Rick Perry
My favorite Bible verse is John 1:1 or John 3:16
My favorite miracle that Christ performed was when he raised Lazarus from the dead

Have you repented of any and all violations of holy scripture? You're not a filthy sinner, are you?

At what age were you baptized? Who witnessed this mandatory event other than the Trinity and yourself?

Why haven't you killed any deer or gotten married yet? Are you a little light in your tennis shoes?

If Michelle Bachman was a man, would you support her instead of Rick?

What do you think of John 3:18? 2 Chronicles 15:13? Mark 16:16? Those are just a few of my personal favorites.

What is your favorite American war?

[Brother Enoch]

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Hi Brother Enoch
I thought it was kind of funny, I guess. I was going to change it though

Eternal damnation is nothing to joke about. Not too many chuckles in Hell.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Friend! Always nice to meet a new Christian. Glad to see you did not come here full of hate and foul language. I do not know what it is these days but people seem to feel the need to come into out home and spew thier feces at peace loving folk.

Anywho, glad to meeet and I look forward to learing more about your thoughts on Jesus.

Tell me, is there any part of the KJV Bible that you think is incorrect or should be changed?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mister Shepard]

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Have you repented of any and all violations of holy scripture? You're not a filthy sinner, are you?

At what age were you baptized? Who witnessed this mandatory event other than the Trinity and yourself?

Why haven't you killed any deer or gotten married yet? Are you a little light in your tennis shoes?

If Michelle Bachman was a man, would you support her instead of Rick?

What do you think of John 3:18? 2 Chronicles 15:13? Mark 16:16? Those are just a few of my personal favorites.

What is your favorite American war?

Yes, I've repented, I'm not a filthy sinner Praise Jesus for dying for my sins

I was baptized when I was 21 when I was saved. I was baptized in front of the church, friends and family

I'm not familiar with that expression, "a little light in your tennis shoes", but I just never got around to going deer hunting, it's not that I believe animals have rights or anything crazy like that, I just always have to work and always feel like relaxing on my time off.

Maybe, I like how she's against gay marriage, but I'm not saying that if she got a sick sex change I'd support her, I believe that woman shouldn't be leaders.

Well, I don't like war too much, but I'm kind of fond of WW2 and how everyone united against the Nazis and won the war, too bad people don't recognize that it was our Lord's plan for the Nazis to lose

[Mister Shepard]

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Eternal damnation is nothing to joke about. Not too many chuckles in Hell.

Yeah, you're right, it was pretty immature of me to think it was funny

Welcome Friend! Always nice to meet a new Christian. Glad to see you did not come here full of hate and foul language. I do not know what it is these days but people seem to feel the need to come into out home and spew thier feces at peace loving folk.

Anywho, glad to meeet and I look forward to learing more about your thoughts on Jesus.

Tell me, is there any part of the KJV Bible that you think is incorrect or should be changed?

Nice to meet you to James
Nope, I believe that the KJV Bible is the best version to read

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Ok, thanks Pastor Ezekiel

[Mister Shepard]

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What do you think of John 3:18? 2 Chronicles 15:13? Mark 16:16? Those are just a few of my personal favorites.

Oops, forgot this one
I think those are great verses
I especially like 2 Chronicles 15:13

[s. warnin]

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Yes, I've repented, I'm not a filthy sinner Praise Jesus for dying for my sins

I was baptized when I was 21 when I was saved. I was baptized in front of the church, friends and family

I'm not familiar with that expression, "a little light in your tennis shoes", but I just never got around to going deer hunting, it's not that I believe animals have rights or anything crazy like that, I just always have to work and always feel like relaxing on my time off.

Maybe, I like how she's against gay marriage, but I'm not saying that if she got a sick sex change I'd support her, I believe that woman shouldn't be leaders.

Well, I don't like war too much, but I'm kind of fond of WW2 and how everyone united against the Nazis and won the war, too bad people don't recognize that it was our Lord's plan for the Nazis to lose

Was it our Lord's plan? Is that scriptural? Or was it your Lord's plan? The Nazi's were taking out who?

[Brother Enoch]

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Was it our Lord's plan? Is that scriptural? Or was it your Lord's plan? The Nazi's were taking out who?

Americans, as I recall. Why do you hate America?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Well, I don't like war too much,

I know that homosexuality is pushed on you left and right in today's secular society, so I feel like I ought to tell you it's okay to be straight. Also, the feminazis want to take away your manhood, but let me tell you it's alright to be a man. You don't have to pretend to be a sissy fag anymore. We will accept you, warts and all, so long as you are perfect:

Matthew 5:48 (King James Version) 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.


2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.


Remember that the Lord loves war.



Psalm 144:1-2


1Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
2My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.

but I'm kind of fond of WW2 and how everyone united against the Nazis and won the war, too bad people don't recognize that it was our Lord's plan for the Nazis to lose

It was the Lord's plan for the Nazis to perpetrate the Holocaust, lose the war, and for the UN to found the nation of Israel so He could return and fulfill prophecy, just like it was His plan for the joos to murder Him.