Hey guys :)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey guys

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[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Friend! Always nice to meet a new Christian. Glad to see you did not come here full of hate and foul language. I do not know what it is these days but people seem to feel the need to come into out home and spew thier feces at peace loving folk.

Anywho, glad to meeet and I look forward to learing more about your thoughts on Jesus.

Tell me, is there any part of the KJV Bible that you think is incorrect or should be changed?

[Brother Enoch]

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Hi Brother Enoch
I thought it was kind of funny, I guess. I was going to change it though

Eternal damnation is nothing to joke about. Not too many chuckles in Hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys

Calvary Baptist Church
Pastor John Donnell
Single but it's part of God's plan if he wants me to marry and if I'll find someone
My favorite gun is probably a 30. cal carbine
I haven't gone deer hunting (YET ) but I do go to the shooting range with my brother sometimes
Rick Perry
My favorite Bible verse is John 1:1 or John 3:16
My favorite miracle that Christ performed was when he raised Lazarus from the dead

Have you repented of any and all violations of holy scripture? You're not a filthy sinner, are you?

At what age were you baptized? Who witnessed this mandatory event other than the Trinity and yourself?

Why haven't you killed any deer or gotten married yet? Are you a little light in your tennis shoes?

If Michelle Bachman was a man, would you support her instead of Rick?

What do you think of John 3:18? 2 Chronicles 15:13? Mark 16:16? Those are just a few of my personal favorites.

What is your favorite American war?

[Mister Shepard]

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Hi. Why the weird avatar?

Hi Brother Enoch
I thought it was kind of funny, I guess. I was going to change it though

[Mister Shepard]

Re: Hey guys

What church do you attend? What is your pastor's name? How many sons has your wife borne you? What sort of pie does she best prepare? What is your favorite gun? What is the biggest deer you have shot this year? Which Republican do you support for the presidency? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is your favorite of Christ's miracles?

Calvary Baptist Church
Pastor John Donnell
Single but it's part of God's plan if he wants me to marry and if I'll find someone
My favorite gun is probably a 30. cal carbine
I haven't gone deer hunting (YET ) but I do go to the shooting range with my brother sometimes
Rick Perry
My favorite Bible verse is John 1:1 or John 3:16
My favorite miracle that Christ performed was when he raised Lazarus from the dead

[Brother Enoch]

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Hi. Why the weird avatar?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys

Hey guys
I'm new here, I'm a proud Christian
Been saved for 10 years
I love Jesus and I'm looking to meet other Christians

What church do you attend? What is your pastor's name? How many sons has your wife borne you? What sort of pie does she best prepare? What is your favorite gun? What is the biggest deer you have shot this year? Which Republican do you support for the presidency? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is your favorite of Christ's miracles?

[Mister Shepard]

Hey guys
I'm new here, I'm a proud Christian
Been saved for 10 years
I love Jesus and I'm looking to meet other Christians